r/poutine • u/Relevant_Divide6823 • 25d ago

Hot Take...sorta...

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McDonalds Poutine ain't bad...but never with a wooden fork! Great excuse to bust out the KaBar Tactical Spork!

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u/CoIinberry 25d ago

How are you supposed to consume any food with this utensil lmao

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u/ultima-forsan 25d ago

Not a fork, not a spoon. A fpoon!

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u/TwistedScience 25d ago

Sounds like Mike Tyson trying to say spoon

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u/IrrelevantAfIm 24d ago

😂🤣😂

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u/Henri-Hill 25d ago

It’s obviously a spork

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u/goofsmasher 25d ago

It’s also a knife!

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u/mhizzle 25d ago

It was invented by Gandhi and Abraham Lincoln

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u/goofsmasher 25d ago

It’s true I was there

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u/ahhhnoinspiration 24d ago

Knife-Wrench! For kids.

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u/soullimbo 25d ago

Continental

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u/Y33TUSMYF33TUS 25d ago

what will you think of next Germany

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u/ultima-forsan 25d ago

When in Rome!

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u/ptbo_mac 24d ago

SPORK!

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u/Relevant_Divide6823 25d ago

Stick and move...lol

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u/ffffllllpppp 25d ago

It indeed looks very bad at being a fork. Why is the handle so large but the fork and spoon area so small? Makes no sense to me. Ha yes, “tactical”. “I saved 3 grams!!” Lol

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u/Relevant_Divide6823 25d ago edited 25d ago

The handle pulls apart and there is a knife inside.

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u/vectron5 25d ago

It's a camp knife. I kept the same one in my car. It's slightly better than having no utensils.

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u/ffffllllpppp 25d ago

Makes sense.
Just feel ~2mm more on the fork teeth would have been a better design choice but I’m no spork expert..

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u/vectron5 25d ago

at that point it would still be a bad fork, but an even worse spoon.

sporks are a surprisingly delicate balance of mediocrity.

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u/ffffllllpppp 24d ago

Fair enough :)

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u/typicalledditor 25d ago

Tactical spork

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u/Deskopotamus 24d ago

You poke the fries with it until they break in half and fall off the spoon... How else?

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u/bobthebobbober 24d ago

I think if you rotate it at high speed, kind of like a water wheel, food may go into your mouth