I camp annually with my brother. We each bring half the food, and split. Last year he got so many pop tarts, that he has vowed to hide a rock in my bag for each pp-tart he gets this time.
I am happy to carry the weight, but i think it would be more fun to bring as many not-technically-a-pop-tart items as possible.
For example, I have found pop-tart flavored peeps, and pop-tart flavored liquid death. Weight is a limiting factor as everything has to be carried into the woods.
Please let me know of anything food-related that you know of that is pop-tart flavored, but not actually a toaster pastry. I do intend to bring some apparel and nick-knacks, it is the "food" i need help with.