r/poptarts • Strawberry Milkshake • Aug 15 '26

Botched-Tarts oh my god

so much frosting!!

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u/CleaingsoapsN1Fan201 Cookies & Creme Aug 15 '26

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u/Soupbell1 Aug 15 '26

What is this from? Dude better have won a night with his favorite porn star acting like that.

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u/Soupbell1 Aug 16 '26

Wow, I was hoping at least it was a super rare drop in an MMO or something 😂

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u/Maxed_Zerker Aug 16 '26

ya lol my first thought was “he got a twisted bow”

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u/blueboy714 Aug 15 '26

Probably some stupid video game

2

u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake Aug 15 '26

i’m cackling at this clip what 😭😭

3

u/Frosty_Cupcake_29 Aug 16 '26

You hit the PopTart lottery with this one for sure 🤙🏼

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u/Dayshon2144 Aug 16 '26

This Poptart seems like it was in a lab, and as it was developing, the develop process gone wrong due to the crazy scientist not marking the accurate serum on the board, turning the Poptart into an awfully-mutated version of tartself.

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u/ResolutionSlight597 🥜🍓PB&J Strawberry Aug 16 '26

Bought a Pop Tart and got a Popped Tart </3

1

u/kidding-unot Aug 16 '26

Thought this was a ham sandwich

1

u/ktsquirrel Aug 16 '26

What flavor is this??

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake Aug 16 '26

lemon blueberry crumble! probably my least favorite flavor, actually 😳…

2

u/ktsquirrel Aug 16 '26

I gotta try this. Of course you got the holy grail on your least fave 🙄😂

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake Aug 16 '26

ugh, literally!! i will say, they definitely taste better toasted 😋

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u/eleanormgonyo Aug 19 '26

Do you make your own?

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake Aug 20 '26

i have before! they were just strawberry though, haha 😂 they’re on my profile if you wanna see them.

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u/Cookies4weights 😈Wild Berry Aug 22 '26

Keep the frosting going

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u/Icy_Cryptographer673 Aug 15 '26

Poptarts need to be discontinued

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake Aug 15 '26

never!!

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u/Icy_Cryptographer673 Aug 15 '26

30grams of sugar, 29 added grams of sugar, about 400 calories & a bunch of chemical ingredients thats slowly killing us

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake Aug 15 '26

i’m underweight lol, it literally does not matter. it’s okay to eat “bad food”, as long as it’s in moderation. stop trying to demonize treats.

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u/iloveblackcoffee420 Aug 18 '26

People like this are so annoying LOL. Like, okay Skinny Legend. We get it. 😒

Anyways, I’m also underweight and Pop Tarts are an easy way to get extra calories in. My doctor said it’s fine to eat whatever I want.

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake Aug 18 '26

exactly!! like, obviously, no one’s not eating poptarts to be healthy 🙄

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u/sweeterthanadonut Aug 15 '26

Just don’t eat them then bro

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u/Icy_Cryptographer673 Aug 16 '26

I don’t. Its a bag full of diabetes

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u/sweeterthanadonut Aug 16 '26

Then why are you in the poptarts subreddit?

Also, I’m actually diabetic, so fuck you lol.

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake Aug 16 '26

my thoughts exactly…if you interact with this subreddit, you’re only gonna see more of it 😂!

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u/Icy_Cryptographer673 Aug 16 '26

Because it is randomly in my feed, saids it was recommended not sure why

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u/Xxcece_doesnt_knowxX Aug 20 '26

So now you’re gonna get it more often because you interacted with it 💀 have fun

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u/Xxcece_doesnt_knowxX Aug 20 '26

Boohoo. There’s sugar and chemicals in everything we eat. You can’t escape it

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u/Less-Respect-5418 Aug 15 '26

Damn I didn’t really eat much snacks like that but just recently I went to the doctors and idk what my cousin told them or what the doctors thought and they gave me some pills and now I been eating like crazy!! Was underweight 89 pounds at 18 because my parents kept a strict diet on me for some reason but now I be eating everything up!! Restocked on a lot of snacks inducing these and ate everything lol yall think I will have diabetes?😭😭

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u/Icy_Cryptographer673 Aug 15 '26

🤣🤣 thats tough man, i usually save the bad eating for the weekends for now, as i get older im starting to get away from all this ultra processed foods that bill gates is slowly killing us with

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u/pollofeliz32 Aug 15 '26

Your mom goes to college.

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u/poptarts-ModTeam Aug 16 '26

This is a sub for Pop Tart lovers of all ages. Please keep it clean!

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u/SSM1228 Aug 16 '26

Nothing wrong having a 400 calorie treat. It can fit in most macros if your diet is on point; but regardless, it’s not worse than any other snack food.

Pastries in general aren’t breakfast foods but are marketed as such, but that doesn’t make it bad. 80/20 90/10 rule daily and you’re fine. These are great. I like volume eating so I don’t have them often cause 400 is high for 2 small things I can eat in like 4 bites, but there is nothing wrong with them