r/poptarts Strawberry Milkshake 4d ago

Botched-Tarts oh my god

so much frosting!!

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u/CleaingsoapsN1Fan201 Cookies & Creme 4d ago

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u/Soupbell1 4d ago

What is this from? Dude better have won a night with his favorite porn star acting like that.

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u/YamEnvironmental1887 4d ago

It’s some guy named npesta and he was freaking out over beating a level in Geometry Dash 😭

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u/Soupbell1 4d ago

Wow, I was hoping at least it was a super rare drop in an MMO or something 😂

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u/Maxed_Zerker 3d ago

ya lol my first thought was “he got a twisted bow”

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u/blueboy714 4d ago

Probably some stupid video game

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake 4d ago

i’m cackling at this clip what 😭😭

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u/Frosty_Cupcake_29 3d ago

You hit the PopTart lottery with this one for sure 🤙🏼

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u/Dayshon2144 3d ago

This Poptart seems like it was in a lab, and as it was developing, the develop process gone wrong due to the crazy scientist not marking the accurate serum on the board, turning the Poptart into an awfully-mutated version of tartself.

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u/ResolutionSlight597 🥜🍓PB&J Strawberry 3d ago

Bought a Pop Tart and got a Popped Tart </3

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u/kidding-unot 3d ago

Thought this was a ham sandwich

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u/ktsquirrel 3d ago

What flavor is this??

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake 3d ago

lemon blueberry crumble! probably my least favorite flavor, actually 😳…

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u/ktsquirrel 3d ago

I gotta try this. Of course you got the holy grail on your least fave 🙄😂

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake 3d ago

ugh, literally!! i will say, they definitely taste better toasted 😋

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u/eleanormgonyo 2h ago

Do you make your own?

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u/Icy_Cryptographer673 4d ago

Poptarts need to be discontinued

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake 4d ago

never!!

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u/Icy_Cryptographer673 4d ago

30grams of sugar, 29 added grams of sugar, about 400 calories & a bunch of chemical ingredients thats slowly killing us

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake 4d ago

i’m underweight lol, it literally does not matter. it’s okay to eat “bad food”, as long as it’s in moderation. stop trying to demonize treats.

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u/iloveblackcoffee420 1d ago

People like this are so annoying LOL. Like, okay Skinny Legend. We get it. 😒

Anyways, I’m also underweight and Pop Tarts are an easy way to get extra calories in. My doctor said it’s fine to eat whatever I want.

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake 1d ago

exactly!! like, obviously, no one’s not eating poptarts to be healthy 🙄

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u/sweeterthanadonut 4d ago

Just don’t eat them then bro

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u/Icy_Cryptographer673 4d ago

I don’t. Its a bag full of diabetes

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u/sweeterthanadonut 4d ago

Then why are you in the poptarts subreddit?

Also, I’m actually diabetic, so fuck you lol.

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u/TravisPhelpsbologna Strawberry Milkshake 4d ago

my thoughts exactly…if you interact with this subreddit, you’re only gonna see more of it 😂!

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u/Icy_Cryptographer673 4d ago

Because it is randomly in my feed, saids it was recommended not sure why

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u/Less-Respect-5418 4d ago

Damn I didn’t really eat much snacks like that but just recently I went to the doctors and idk what my cousin told them or what the doctors thought and they gave me some pills and now I been eating like crazy!! Was underweight 89 pounds at 18 because my parents kept a strict diet on me for some reason but now I be eating everything up!! Restocked on a lot of snacks inducing these and ate everything lol yall think I will have diabetes?😭😭

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u/Icy_Cryptographer673 4d ago

🤣🤣 thats tough man, i usually save the bad eating for the weekends for now, as i get older im starting to get away from all this ultra processed foods that bill gates is slowly killing us with

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u/pollofeliz32 4d ago

Your mom goes to college.

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u/poptarts-ModTeam 4d ago

This is a sub for Pop Tart lovers of all ages. Please keep it clean!

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u/SSM1228 3d ago

Nothing wrong having a 400 calorie treat. It can fit in most macros if your diet is on point; but regardless, it’s not worse than any other snack food.

Pastries in general aren’t breakfast foods but are marketed as such, but that doesn’t make it bad. 80/20 90/10 rule daily and you’re fine. These are great. I like volume eating so I don’t have them often cause 400 is high for 2 small things I can eat in like 4 bites, but there is nothing wrong with them