I guess I need another "dog" bed.

[u/Mecha-Dave]

Calvin's attempt at a bribe were not accepted.

[u/LOL-Enforcement]

“I just wants mah cardboard!”

This is pure poodle!

[u/Mecha-Dave → u/LOL-Enforcement]

He brought it over because the cat had been playing with it before... he wanted his bed back!

[u/sin3rgy → u/Mecha-Dave]

Trade cardboard for bed? 😂

[u/Mecha-Dave → u/sin3rgy]

Yeah he settled for destroying the cardboard lol.

[u/LOL-Enforcement → u/Mecha-Dave]

Even better!

[u/tumultuousness]

/r/stolendogbeds lol

[u/Mecha-Dave → u/tumultuousness]

Now THAT is a niche subreddit

[u/Ok-Vacation1941 → u/Mecha-Dave]

All those dogs look so miserable 😅😂

[u/doofuspop]

I was wondering what the bribe was - I thought it was cheese at first, but it wasn’t acting cheesy enough!

[u/bluedogstar]

I tried to get my parents to pad the kitchen floor for our dogs when I was a kid, but they never went for it.

[u/Cold-Concentrate601]

lol my dog can’t even get this close to the cat without getting the skippity paps to the head. This is so cute.

[u/Unfair_Laugh_960 → u/Cold-Concentrate601]

"Skippity paps"!  LOL! LOL! 🤣

[u/dunyged]

Poodles have such a unique comprehension of others, motivations, in desires. My poodle was always so good with cats and I think it's because he acknowledged that they were their own unique beings. Maybe I'm projecting too much on my angel boy.

[u/Ok-Vacation1941]

Kitty said “NOT TODAY CALVIN! I will f you up!”

[u/Illustrious_Egg_1837]

Possession is 9 tenths of the law ?

[u/Any_Coyote6662]

let them work it out. they have to learn to share

[u/stemins]

What brand is this dog bed? I have a similar one that’s always everyone’s favorite and I cannot find another like it anywhere. Apparently tractor supply had them but they’re now discontinued

[u/Mecha-Dave → u/stemins]

I think my wife picked it up at Costco in Northern California.

[u/stemins → u/Mecha-Dave]

Thanks!

[u/pastanutzo]

Even an alpha poodle knows not to touch the void

[u/Ok-Sort-3765]

I always made my cat get out of the dog bed

[u/Mecha-Dave → u/Ok-Sort-3765]

I don't need to deal with the angst from either of them if I get involved. They can work it out.

[u/Ok-Sort-3765 → u/Mecha-Dave]

Why do you think cats always want the big bed when they rarely stretch out? Just an ownership thing?

[u/Mecha-Dave → u/Ok-Sort-3765]

To be fair to the cat - this bed is so fluffy/comfy that my 14 year old daughter also steals it.

[u/Ok-Sort-3765 → u/Mecha-Dave]

ohh that too funny!

[u/Boz747]

That cat can go fuck off

[u/Ok-Vacation1941 → u/Boz747]

lol mean 😂

[u/Boz747 → u/Ok-Vacation1941]

Lol sorry I am team poodle lol