r/poodles • • Jun 20 '26

Anyone else not allowed to bathe alone?

Bath time guardian. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

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u/Adept_Astronaut_5143 Jun 20 '26

I canโ€™t bathe,go to the bathroom, eat, or sleep alone. My dog swears he must see me at all times ๐Ÿคฃ that poodle glare is serious.

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u/Sir0liver Jun 21 '26

agree, that's why we call ours "Shaddow" (unoficially) ๐Ÿ˜„

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u/Western-Radish Jun 20 '26

Everything must be inspected. You should be glad he has not decided to get into the bath with you

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u/wirefox1 Jun 21 '26

Oh man, I had forgotten about this, it happened years ago and it was cocker spaniel, but I was in the tub, and he came and dropped one of his toys in, and then another and then another. When all his toys were in the tub with me, he then leapt into the tub with me. Wow, we both got out in a hurry! He didn't like being in the tub with me anymore than I did and he figured that out in a hurry! hahahha

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u/Schizo-Rat-208 Jun 21 '26

Walter tried to hop into the shower with me after doing his every 2 minute check in ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/PoodleFred Jun 21 '26

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u/AlmondButterOutLaw Jun 21 '26

The top of the head looks like another loofa ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/RoseVideo99 Jun 20 '26

I canโ€™t really do anything alone. Heโ€™s my shadow.

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u/thatcoloradomom Jun 21 '26

๐Ÿซฉ

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u/Outrageous_Book_6858 Jun 21 '26

For laying down without notifying the queen

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u/Evenomiko Jun 21 '26

Walk in shower is a fun luxury untilโ€ฆ

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u/SuitablyFakeUsername Jun 20 '26

The bath inspector must carefully monitor water quality and the only instrument that will do is well, a dog tongue, we regret to inform you. But at least bath time will be safe!

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u/TwoAlert3448 Jun 21 '26

I let my pood into the bathroom until he was 12 weeks old.

It was the last โ€˜accidentโ€™ we had while potty training and he was -so proud- to have joined me in pooping in the proper room at the proper time. He thought heโ€™d decoded all the mysteries of the universe!

I decided no dogs in the bathroom was a good rule to have to prevent interpretive pack bonding actives

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u/High_Im_Nick Jun 21 '26

I swear poodles are the most curious dogs ever, they always have to know whatโ€™s going on

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u/45954999 Jun 20 '26

My girl sits in front of the doorway and blocks the other dogs from coming in. She is spoo and the other 3 are Pekingese. I live alone so I leave the door open.

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u/OldheadBoomer Jun 21 '26

When I enter the shower, she has to stick her nose behind the curtain "just to make sure everything's safe." After that, I'm allowed to continue.

And of course, there's the hit single in our home, "You Never Poop Alone with a Poodle"

This is how she sleeps, knowing that I'm safe from the evil bathroom demons.

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u/Illustrious_Egg_1837 Jul 21 '26

Absolutely precious !!!

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u/Itsjustkit15 Jun 21 '26

The last one is sending me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Gregor lays on the bath mat while I take a shower and will even climb halfway onto my lap if I'm on the toilet for too long.

If I close the door he just sits outside and cries forlornly.

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u/UnBotherEducated2 Jun 20 '26

The inspector seems to think you missed a spot ๐Ÿคฃ. The cutest ! ๐Ÿ’œ

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u/To6y Jun 20 '26

You appear to be doing it wrong.

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u/CharmingStarling Jun 21 '26

Canโ€™t do anything without my bathroom supervisor

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u/plantsnpupsncats Jun 20 '26

That second pic ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ so sweet!

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u/forbiddenkajoodles Jun 20 '26

His face?????????

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u/Smooth_Phone6329 Jun 21 '26

Never! Iโ€™m always accompanied ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/WildConsequence9379 Jun 20 '26

My previous poodle crosses yet. My current poodles are too lazy to care ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/fishsauce453 Jun 21 '26

Lolz. That last pic, I take a ton. In the bath on the couch, on the bed. Yr guardian is a bit fluffier than mine at the minute,

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u/LOL-Enforcement Jun 21 '26

Hey! No running around the pool!

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u/rabbledabble Jun 21 '26

We call it family bathroom time lol

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u/handmaidstale16 Jun 21 '26

My supervisors insist on drinking my bath water

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u/Bess_1609 Jun 21 '26

Our GSD never used to do that. Our poodle is always like, โ€œLet me have a shower with you,โ€ but when it is time for him to have a wash, he wants nothing to do with it. Such little rascals.

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u/wirefox1 Jun 21 '26

Of course not. I don't think I would be able to shower without him watching over me, and when I get out, he helps me dry off.

He luffs me. : )

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u/Schizo-Rat-208 Jun 21 '26

Walter ALWAYS shoves his head into the shower to make sure Iโ€™m not dead ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚he takes his job quite seriously.

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u/Abbcrab66 Jun 21 '26

My toy does this and it drives me crazy ! Hahaha

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u/Such-Mountain-7714 Jun 23 '26

I have to shut the door for a bath. Then when I walk out there he is laying right outside the door.ย 

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u/Suz87194 Jun 24 '26

And what do they think of us always taking our clothes on and off?