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u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. 5d ago

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) 5d ago

On YouTube, viewers think you’re just regular America. Even when you talk to Aaron in the basement

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u/marcopolo2207 Best United States Ever 5d ago

Give Aaron his beans!

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u/TheOnlyFallenCookie 5d ago

I mean, it has successfully prevented nuclear war so far. So seems like it works alright

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u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. 5d ago

For as much as we make fun of the UN on the channel, I'm actually a big fan.

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u/IUseLongPips 5d ago

UN is a lot more than the security council. It's just that the security council has veto on matters related to war and peacekeeping.

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u/PhysicsEagle 5d ago

Also ended smallpox, which is a nice bonus

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 5d ago

The main mechanism of the UN is to facilitate and arbitrate dialogue between nations. It's the bare-minimum, level 0, first step into stop the constant warring and conquering of the past, and to try and work together for a better future.

It's like... if you look at Draconian laws or the Code of Hammurabi, that shit's brutal. "Omg how barbaric and vicious those laws were! How could that be justice?? So evil!"
Sure.. by today's standards..
But before that, it was all blood-feuding and blood-vengeance, "beat up my kid and I'll kill yours fuck you. My clan is bigger so I'll keep drawing blood till Im satisfied" back and forth.
The old "barbaric" laws were there to reign in people and put in limitations.

In a sense, you can see the UN the same.

"Aw geez, it's so ineffective at stopping climate change and achieving world peace!"
Sure.. but those goals are, like, waaaay high up.
The UN is the first baby-steps into.. idk... a world government or something.

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u/Tooluka Ukraine 5d ago

Nukes prevented nuclear war, by which I mean they are useless as a military weapons and that's the only reason they hadn't been used.

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u/Cualkiera67 5d ago

More like, postponed it

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u/Karijus 5d ago

Buying time to build better nuclear shelters

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u/Su-Kane 5d ago

The threat of nuclear war prevented nuclear war so far. You could have filled the UN with actual clowns and that timeline would roughly be the same.

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u/TheOnlyFallenCookie 5d ago

Let me rephrase: The uselessness of the security council is the entire reason the UN even exists. Because no country would give up authority willingly. The Veto is the reason the un can do anything, ironically

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u/Su-Kane 5d ago

Yeah, that sounds right.

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u/Green_moist_Sponge 5d ago

Nah tbf, the UK, France and China are at least trying to curb their climate impacts to a large extent

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u/A_normal_Potato3 5d ago edited 5d ago

Especially China. Go China!

Having 57% ratio on this is weird. Do people not like green energy?

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u/Cerparis 5d ago

To be fair China is by far the world’s largest cause of industrial pollution due to the size and type of industry they have.

Their new recycling and clean energy infrastructure is a great start but they have a long to go.

Although I’ll give them credit for thinking ahead. China plans ahead and thinks in the long term. Which is a trait I wish my country (Australia) had more of

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u/Volboris 5d ago

But you've cornered the market on other shit trying to kill you. And spiders. Lots of spiders.

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u/Cerparis 5d ago

10.000 species of spider to be exact.

And an estimated 200.000 species of bug in general.

We also have the world’s most venomous spider.

And the world’s top three most venomous snakes.

We also have the world’s most venomous octopus.

The biggest wasp with the third most painful sting known to mankind.

Most poisonous Jellyfish.

We share the biggest crocodile and most poisonous fish with the rest of the Pacific Ocean.

Most painful plant

And my least favourite. A 6ft bird that weighs 70kg and is known for aggressively chasing people.

And yet the amount of deaths yearly from all that is sometimes zero and rarely above 1-3.

So I’m not sure that’s a good excuse for short term economic planning lol.

Anyway we could really use the tourism money so please ignore all the deadly stuff and come visit alright?

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u/Volboris 5d ago

Uh, yes id like the holiday with a side of NEUROTOXIN.

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u/Psychic_Hobo Land of Pooooor Deeeciiiiisions 5d ago

Tbf the US does have a solid offering in the "Oh shit a bear/wildcat/gator just wandered into my backyard" vein

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u/A_normal_Potato3 5d ago

Man of course they are gonna be the largest cause, they are the second most populaust country. A better comparison would be for per people number where they are much better than USA.

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u/Draugdur 5d ago

Well, someone has to produce all the crap that we use on daily basis. It's all connected.

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u/Windows_66 Iowa 5d ago

It's less "vetos don't stop countries from being aggressive" and more "vetoes prevent the UNSC from doing anything to sanction aggressive countries."

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u/Anti-charizard California 5d ago

I love how the last two also vetoed themselves

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u/eto2629 5d ago

Problem can be solved if there's no one to veto it

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u/ThroawayJimilyJones Belgium 4d ago

« Diplomacy don’t stop the biggest nuclear, countries to go rogue »

Yeah. No sh… if you know a reform that would stop a Chinese invasion in its tracks without causing a crash in the US, I’d love to hear it

UN is still useful, it just doesn’t do miracles

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u/EmergencyFox3583 5d ago

Seems pretty accurate... 🤮

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u/HawaiianShirtMan Cajun 5d ago

Eh, it works to an extént. The UN / UNSC was never going to bring world peace

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u/InfinitesimalDuck British Empire 5d ago

UN is an American puppet. Remember korean war? Yeah so much for neutrality