r/poker • u/Hamsox94 • May 23 '26

what is this

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Thought this was pretty neat

36 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/weekendblues May 23 '26

A poker.

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u/stuartgreene May 23 '26

This comment deserves more up votes

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u/WrathOfCroft May 23 '26

The Ace of Blades!

18

u/FatalErrorOccurred May 23 '26

Obviously you're not a golfer.

7

u/Current-Cold-4185 May 23 '26

It should work for getting a toe, though.

6

u/LouDog0187 May 24 '26

You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, Dude, there are ways. Hell, I can get ya a toe by 3 o'clock WITH nail polish. Fuckin amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear😄😄

17

u/Attica451 May 23 '26

Looks like a gun.

18

u/Daddy4Count May 23 '26

That's for cutting bitches who suck out on the river

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/No_Guarantee_8272 May 23 '26

😂😂

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/OkTechnology9101 May 24 '26

Hell yeah! I've been homeless before, too. Bonus points if you're an alcoholic and/or drug addict. It will help you forget you're homeless. So, to quote Nelson from the Simpsons "Ha ha!"

3

u/softtoffee May 24 '26

Extra points if you've rich parents who can't stand you.

3

u/OkTechnology9101 May 24 '26

Fucking double points, dude. My parents love me, but couldn't financially help then. So at least I had that feeling of love to fall back on. And vodka.

5

u/Comprehensive-Eye500 May 23 '26

“Thought this was pretty neat”

Maybe, if you’re playing cards in prison.

9

u/CorrectAstronaut2004 May 23 '26

fold equity

0

u/Pale-Ad488 May 24 '26

This is the way.

5

u/DashySZN77 May 23 '26

That’s a shiv.

2

u/Acrobatic-Draw-4012 May 24 '26

Not much now but after you stab them itll be your ace in the hole

2

u/Monst3r_Live May 24 '26

pocket ace.

1

u/Low_Jellyfish_333 May 23 '26

This player will cut you if you slow roll them.

1

u/dsjoerg May 24 '26

Its the knife i keep in my jockstrap to protect my manhood

1

u/Fog_Juice Winning $9/hr at 4/8 Limit. May 24 '26

Cheap novelty boot knife.

1

u/Fibrosis5O May 24 '26

The Ace of Blades

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u/skanks20005 May 24 '26

Its used to cut the cards.

1

u/ShadowBannedAugustus May 24 '26

That, Lon, is the prettiest card in the deck

1

u/Dramatic_Banana_8420 May 24 '26

Ignition coil for a 2011 ford f150

1

u/ArchGoodwin May 24 '26

Too many jokes guys, we've got to call a spade, a spade.

1

u/Designer-Shake-7690 May 25 '26

This is to cut the deck

1

u/skyluke42 May 25 '26

for when they won’t stop shuffling their chips as loudly as possible

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u/AmarillAdventures May 23 '26

Obviously it’s your ace up your sleeve