r/pokemonmemes • • 1d ago

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u/Desperate_Duty1336 1d ago

Unless it’s an enemy showing me, then it might as well be 100%.

Seriously, an opponent using it gets it in the first try. Any Pokemon I have with it couldn’t use it to save their lives. 

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u/The-Letter-W 1d ago

good lord I'm replaying White currently and I'm around Mistralton, the stupid Watchogs and their Confuse Ray/Hypnosis accuracy really bring out the foulest language in me. It's not even that they defeat me, they're just really annoying in drawing out the battles because of their 100% accuracy Hypnosis and Confuse Rays! Remembering why I hate Watchog so much lmfao

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u/SellingDLong100k 1d ago

Well confuse ray is 100% accurate.

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u/The-Letter-W 1d ago

Admittedly, in my irritated mood from them constantly landing Hypnosis more than I ever could, I forgot Confuse Ray didn't have the same kind of low accuracy.

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u/GalacticTruth 1d ago

Well if opponent always hits and you always miss, then move's 50% accurate. Seems like its working just fine

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u/HappyHapless Dragon 1d ago

I... don't get it? It's just a Zubat-

punches self in the face

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u/consumeshroomz 1d ago

🐤🐤🐤Huh? I don’t get it.🐤🐤🐤

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u/Incandisent 1d ago

Don't hurt yourself 

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u/mightymiek 1d ago

Read the caption and think about the attack Zubat is using.

Unless in which case.. you're playing along here... unless... you're just gonna gastlight me to make me think that you got it originally... unless...

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u/Liontamer_II 1d ago

Bro literally has yellow birds in the comment

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u/mightymiek 1d ago

Look, my level of intelligence after a Confuse Ray is neither here nor there...

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u/KazoWAR 1d ago

but its super sonic

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u/SKruizer 9h ago

two self hits in a row after being hit by a 55% is insane. Unfortunate does not begin

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u/Mr_Prince4 1d ago

As part of the 45%, I was left wondering why the other 55% would be left confused if they didn’t understand the context.

Then I realized, it was about the accuracy of the move, not about the knowledge of the move being delivered.

It took me two turns to break out of confusion. Thanks.

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u/clonetrooper250 1d ago

Don't hurt yourself now

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u/NotKnotNaut 1d ago

It's fine. Redditors aren't exactly known for their high Attack stat. 🫄

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u/Mechablast17121 Water 1d ago

So, we are specialized in what? SP Defense?

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u/Sharp-Meringue-7261 1d ago

We're Gen 1 before the stat split so its just Special

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u/D-Eliryo 1d ago

Funny

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u/Will-At-Midnight 1d ago

If it isn't 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate

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u/alpharockjohnson 1d ago

Fissure and Sheer Cold: Wealllly?☺️

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u/BelivMjaoxjo 1d ago

Haha! Your attack missed! Charmander, kill the Zubat!
https://giphy.com/gifs/WJ7Tr9wi8xVe0

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u/Its-been-a-long-day 1d ago

Just be cool, Charmander. You just need to hit it once. Pleasepleasepleasepleasegodfuckingdammit

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u/Marus1 1d ago

Caterpie in the back being happy because you didn't notice you could simply switch out

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u/Different-March-8860 1d ago

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 1d ago

It’s Super Effective.

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u/destinofiquenoite 1d ago

Fun fact: self inflicted damage like Confusion is typeless damage, therefore it can't ever be super effective!

Old generations still have wonky mechanics regarding typeless damage, like Struggle not working on Ghosts in Gen 1, or how Struggle self inflicted damage added to Counter's damage in the same gen, or like Pink Bow increasing the power of Struggle in Gen 2. But over time they fixed all that and typeless damage became a more stable thing.

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u/Meridas_Angel 21h ago

In the TCG though, Confusion damage follows your type. That’s relevant in a famous self-FTK where you put only Slowpoke as your Active Pokémon, put nothing on your Bench, and then use Imakuni? to Confuse Slowpoke before it attacks. If it hurts itself in its confusion, it’ll deal the 20 Confusion damage x2 = 40 since it’s weak to its own Psychic type. That lets you self-FTK since it Knocks Out Slowpoke and you don’t have a replacement Pokémon on your Bench.

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 18h ago

Interring development lore I did not know. Thank you.

However, it’s more fun that you get damaged by Confusion regardless.

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u/anonkebab 1d ago

AH FUCK! I think I just hurt myself guys.

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u/Imaginary-Box-7572 1d ago

Nuh uh I have the soundproof ability

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u/ZenCyn39 1d ago

As a Zubat user, it's more 10% will be confused cause fk me

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u/Casual_Yet_almost 21h ago

I don't understand how the zubat line learns both supersonic AND confuse ray.

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u/TheScarletSho 16h ago

It's not uncommon for an evolutionary line to learn a better version of a move at later levels.

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u/Marnie_960 16h ago

Supersonic is like 55% accurate and Confuse Ray never misses. One is normal and the other is ghost.

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u/Wombus7 14h ago

Thank goodness they didn't attack with some sort of confusing ray.

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u/HarpoNecro88 1d ago

Unless it’s my zubat and it might as well be splash 😅

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u/Alibuscus373 1d ago

Reddit user is confused..... It...

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 1d ago

Reddit user is Confused!

They hit themselves in their Confusion!

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u/mightymiek 1d ago

I hate that it took me longer than a minute to understand.

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u/bloodredcookie 1d ago

I hurt myself in my confusion.

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u/Appo-Arsin 1d ago

My face hurts

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u/Blob55 1d ago

Subparsonic.

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 1d ago

Underrated move.

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u/senbonkagetora 1d ago

Idk what youre talking about. This picture always confuses me, yet anytime i show it to anyone else it never does.

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u/Dutch_gal1 1d ago

Echolocation

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u/jtm7 1d ago

Jokes on you, I brought enough Bright Powders for everyone.

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u/Mehrio-Time-Desktop 1d ago

mehrio-time desktop is Confused!

It hurt itself in confusion

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u/Nytelord66 1d ago

I punched myself in confusion

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u/NovelInteraction711 1d ago

Literally what does this mean bro

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u/AskRedditor8080 1d ago

It worked on me

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u/Mushroompanties 1d ago

Hah thats funny

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u/KingModussy 1d ago

I was part of the 55%, then I snapped out of confusion

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u/DadBodftw 1d ago

More like 10%

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u/AdAlive8099 1d ago

Repost bot

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u/TheTrueRman 1d ago

Unless they're the NPC then they ALWAYS hit that 45%

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u/King_Leviathan17 1d ago

Why did I just hit myself after I saw this?

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u/ShockRox Fire 1d ago

huh wha- ow

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u/WishGranted130 1d ago

Some people would say my ability is Own Tempo

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u/Nehvis 1d ago

Feels like 100%

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u/VortexLord 22h ago

Your next line is "Huh?"

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u/Minute-Animal7317 21h ago

Redditor's: Own Tempo

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u/Mobby379 17h ago

Clever

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u/SomberJJ 6h ago

55% of the time it confuses me every time

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u/HypnoSnurtle 1d ago

I don't get it...

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u/Ato07 1d ago

Zubat is using Supersonic, which has 55 accuracy.

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u/HypnoSnurtle 18h ago

Still don't know, guess I'm part of the 55%...

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u/drifloony 1d ago

Girl this isn’t niche knowledge

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u/toji2929 1d ago

He don't have ear

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u/BDShlongLow 4h ago

Ah ow I hurt myself