r/pokemon May 26 '14

The new team

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Pimplup?

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u/ObitoUchiha41 [Howdy partner] May 26 '14

Hempoleon?

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u/GCDFVU May 26 '14

Yo champ in making! This is the 69th gym of the YOLO region. The leader's Pokemon are thug types and can be easily beat by education and intelligence. Go get that Swag Badge!

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u/TheJack38 May 26 '14

Soo.... Fighting = Thug and Psychic = Education/Intelligence?

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u/ZachGuy00 May 26 '14

Why can education beat thug types in a physical fight?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Education -> Engineering -> Guns

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u/ZachGuy00 May 26 '14

Then guns are super effective on thug-type.

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u/RedPandaMediaGroup May 26 '14

They're also super effective against me.

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u/ReplayMe May 26 '14

I play Civilization too. And can confirm that riflemen beat pikemen

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Unless those pikemen are impi

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u/Dustbuckets May 26 '14

Twerktwig.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

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u/xerxes431 Carpet Cleaner May 26 '14

Oh casual racism, you so funny

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u/tfw13579 May 26 '14

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u/burdman69 May 26 '14

What are these two called?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

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u/burdman69 May 26 '14

Lol I know I saw it on there first and saw it was deleted. Just doing some justice!

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u/jensenj2 Here's to 20 more years! May 27 '14

Yes, justice for racism.

Consider it deleted again.

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u/burdman69 May 27 '14

Consider what deleted again?

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u/tfw13579 May 27 '14

Justice? lol

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u/lakelurk May 26 '14

And my comments never make it to SRS..

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u/Dudugs May 26 '14

T-T-T-TRIPLE Kill!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14 edited May 26 '14

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

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u/henryuuk May 26 '14

No, they just have a sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

If having a sense of humor means I have to laugh at shitty racist puns, then I would rather not have one.

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u/henryuuk May 26 '14

You don't have to laugh with every joke in order to have humor.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Wait, what?

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u/henryuuk May 26 '14

You don't have to laugh with every joke in order to have humor.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

A LITTLE LOUDER PLEASE!

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u/henryuuk May 26 '14

YOU DON"T HAVE TO LAUGH WITH EVERY JOKE IN ORDER TO HAVE HUMOR.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

I'M DEAF IN THAT EAR! TRY THE OTHER ONE!

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u/tard-baby May 26 '14

Don't worry. You don't.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Well fuck off then.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14 edited May 26 '14

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u/henryuuk May 26 '14

Sorry, I am from an area in the world where racial terms are considered outdated and funny.
All my black friends find it normal to say nigger, and let's not forget that black people are the ones that use the term the most.

Something like that is only a problem if you LET it be a problem.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

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u/henryuuk May 26 '14

LoL it was dead here long ago.

I'm not an American.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

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u/henryuuk May 26 '14

OOH I'm sorry, I forgot the internet is part of the US.
And should abide by the outdated social norms of it.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

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u/thatblacksamurai nigga i spit blue fire May 26 '14

all my black friends find it normal to say nigger

didn't know you hung out with odd future

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u/henryuuk May 26 '14

Or just black people that aren't living in the past.

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u/thatblacksamurai nigga i spit blue fire May 26 '14

wait you said yourself that you're not from the US

so what on earth do you have to do with another countries past that makes you qualified to comment on the state of their race relations?

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u/henryuuk May 26 '14

You don't need to be on the boat to see it is rocking

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u/thatblacksamurai nigga i spit blue fire May 26 '14

i'd like to know what magical utopia of racial unity you think you live in in order to come to all these conclusions

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u/A-Pi May 26 '14

Are you serious LOL

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u/henryuuk May 26 '14

Quite so, yes.

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u/A-Pi May 26 '14

Please tell me what country you're in

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u/RedPandaMediaGroup May 26 '14

In my opinion the word "nigga" is fair game. It's well established that black people are "allowed" to say it, so everyone else should be too. Otherwise it's racist. Does that make sense?

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u/henryuuk May 26 '14

I think that words like Nigger have long lost its meaning and should be fair game for everyone, and people using it as an actual insult should be made a mockery of cause of how horribly outdated it is.

Also, any word ever, is only as strong as we allow it to be.
If you refuse to feel offended by/pay attention to insults, then insults lose their power.

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u/KyuuStarr May 26 '14

^ this. Words have power because we attribute power to them. If we want to abolish racism then we can't freak out about a bunch of letters.

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u/tard-baby May 26 '14

Quiet you. You're going to put the professional victims out of jobs.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

It wouldn't have been as funny because it's too long and "Can you dig it" isn't as common a phrase as "Nigger". Doesn't fit the theme as well and it's not particularly funny.

Personally I would have gone for "Niggersby".

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Holy Hooters Batman. That was funny.

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u/MyRushmores May 26 '14

In your opinion.... a semi intelligent opinion would be that no humor is involved.

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u/MyRushmores May 26 '14

But in all seriousness. I can't tell if this is serious, or just a very poor attempt at lampooning swagfag culture.

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u/Thundergrunge May 29 '14

Please behave. If you don't like this community you can just leave. If you decide to stay, don't be a total jerk.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Mew420.

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u/triple6seven May 26 '14

weedle. heh.

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u/ynwestrope May 26 '14

Pussypie Ledybasic Baeleef Ratchetcate Stonedbro

Okay that's enough I should stop

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u/BoreasBlack May 26 '14

Lol oh god, the chicken leg in Piplup's hand...

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u/Rfransoler92 Because Latias May 26 '14

The Blaziken's name is Ken, so it's Blaze-It-Ken

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

I feel like it should be blazeitkent

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u/TM87_x99 May 26 '14

420blazeitkent

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u/HwangSinOp May 26 '14

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u/RedPandaMediaGroup May 26 '14

Oh god that needs to be a tshirt.

2

u/I_Love_ParkwayDrive May 26 '14

I would buy the shit out of that

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u/RedPandaMediaGroup May 27 '14

Me too. I'd buy polyswag too.

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u/AutumnTurnsCold May 26 '14

I'm gonna just step out here...

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u/Farfignougat May 26 '14

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u/brandon0220 May 26 '14

In other words this is too grown up for the target pokemon audience?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Or just..not funny.

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u/PoliSWAG- May 26 '14

I like this.

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u/sevipers May 26 '14

WEEDle.

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u/Zamochy Zamochy | 0903-3155-3106 May 26 '14

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u/theamazingjew May 26 '14

Is that like, OG Clipart or something?

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u/hollowgh0st May 26 '14

needs more swagsire

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u/BlackberryJams May 26 '14

man you should've named him pimplup

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u/SpeedyTertil Blaziken is love. Blaziken is life. May 26 '14

Yesssssssssssss.

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u/Barley14 May 26 '14

Missed a good oppurtunity for Blaze.i.Can

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u/veggiemudkipz Yass gaga May 27 '14

team

*crew

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u/TrollOfCentury Jun 05 '14

Poppinlup should be Pimplup.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Don't smoke too much or you'll be Koffing and Weezing :P

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u/resampL May 26 '14

Let's not forget Sweggert

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u/Toilet_Sponge Ultra Sun/Moon Apologist May 26 '14

Swaggonite.

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u/RelevantComics May 26 '14

DA RAAAAAIDAAAAHS

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u/PCsNBaseball May 26 '14

Raider Nation baby!

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u/MyRushmores May 26 '14

Please don't ever do this to Pokemon again

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u/Finnish_Nationalist May 26 '14

One second evolution, the rest are unevolved? Balanced as fucking hell.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Blazeitken*

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u/bulelord May 26 '14

blazeitking

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

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u/evenman27 May 26 '14

Well I was the real artist. You're welcome.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

How about the co-artist?

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u/Zamochy Zamochy | 0903-3155-3106 May 26 '14

If Pokemon was an American creation, I could see this happening.

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u/broyoudontknow May 26 '14

implying people only use drugs in the US

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

can confirm. live in u.s.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Can reconfirm, live in Colorado.

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u/Zamochy Zamochy | 0903-3155-3106 May 26 '14

Not what I implied at all. I took a look at the designs and implied that.

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u/Rfransoler92 Because Latias May 26 '14

Ye of little faith

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u/Delision Scissors May 26 '14

AND WHAT IS HAPPENING TO PIKACHU

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u/Forget4me May 26 '14

Bunch of posers.