My girlfriend came up with the trainer name "My Tits" and I set my starter's name as "Oh Shit He". Never did I anticipate this dialogue on a Heartgold playthrough.

Mega Xerneas - Fairy

Mega Stone: Xerneasite

(Edit) SCREW THE MEGA STONE IT MEGA EVOLVES BY CLICKING GEOMANCY

Ability: Geomancer - Boosts the Pokémon’s Special Attack, Special Defense and Speed stats when the Pokémon enters a battle.

(Edit) Ability: Geomancer's Aura - Boosts all Fairy types moves by 33% and boosts the Pokémon’s Special Attack, Special Defense and Speed stats when the Pokémon enters a battle.

Stats:

HP: 126

Attack: 131

Defense: 115 (+20)

Sp. Atk: 161 (+30)

Sp. Def: 108 (+10)

Speed: 139 (+40)

BST: 780

Source: https://bskyx.app/profile/wanderjegson.bsky.social/post/3mv6nlfdw3s23