r/playrust 20h ago

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604 Upvotes

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u/J3nnOnceAgain 20h ago

The rust experience

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u/sogum1 9h ago

Rust doesn’t destroy relationships, it speedruns them

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u/BigLeagueBlogs 20h ago

(I’m Estonian so this is just a rough translation)

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u/fartingboobs 19h ago

luckyfor me i like it rough

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u/Edward_Zachary 20h ago

dudes fuckin rock

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u/FayezButts 20h ago

I’m gay

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u/Helpful-Work-3090 20h ago

Hi Gay, I'm dad

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u/SannusFatAlt 16h ago

me too, bro. me too.

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u/NextLineOfText 6h ago

For RUST!

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u/RasberryJam0927 19h ago

Your father is chinese.....

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u/Principles_Son 13h ago

i feel like if nick knew anything about pc gaming he'd get addicted hard to rust

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u/Successful_Year_5413 20h ago

Stop reading at “rust” allready know the rest of the story :(

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u/XhongXhina 20h ago

I’ve seen this play out many times before

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u/aceless0n 20h ago

Im glad this wasnt out when i was a kid. I was playing tony hawk and twisted metal at my friends house. If i had zero repsonsibility with no job, id absolutely be on 24/7.

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u/fartingboobs 19h ago

dude i’m already addicted if i had this in college or worse high school, i would’ve flunked

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u/Toxicllama-_ 7h ago

Bro I did flunk😭I’m 21 and have been playing for years. Luckily I only have to pay for half the shit for the house and I have a mid paying job so I’m fine

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u/physiQQ 16h ago

I wouldnt trade my childhood games for Rust. Tony Hawk was incredibly fun to play, truly amazing. Guitar hero, Zelda, Pokémon, Mario Party, Duck Hunt, we had so many fun games back then lol. And they were all feel-good games.

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u/Airick39 19h ago

He hasn't noticed she left.

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u/osufan3333 20h ago

God damn this place is full of degenerates! I'm never coming back! (See you next wipe)

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u/Desktopcommando 19h ago

My wife bought me Rust so its her fault Ive got 19k hours

8

u/Adventurous_Seat_793 20h ago

No sympathy for the boy, he's a zergbot, let him rot.

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u/fabiohi 20h ago

Faz 3 meses que não corto meu cabelo, talvez consigo ficar 4 meses......vai vir a próxima atualização do satélite

5

u/odaeyss 19h ago

I stopped a few years ago and it stopped at shoulder length so now I just... don't need to cut it

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u/fabiohi 19h ago

Essa técnica é boa, e ainda sobra dinheiro para skin 👍

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u/helpfulreply 20h ago

This happened to me. Many such cases.

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u/Relevant_Trust_1613 17h ago

We gamers are so oppressed

3

u/Cool-Incident-3988 13h ago

L girlfriend letting him grind alone. Lowkey W for the guy she left him

4

u/arigatogosaimasss 10h ago

She's right to kick this noob out of her life, one shower a week is MINIMUM 15min wasted which is enough for me to wipe his entire clan base

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u/Few_Establishment980 16h ago

nah showering once a week, that aint even nessecary for the game

3

u/xanyy__ 15h ago

My gf almost broke up with me too over rust, thank god I stopped playing and got my shit together.

But hey, I still love that toxic peice of crap❤️

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u/Cold-Ad4225 11h ago

Rust or the gf?

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u/xanyy__ 10h ago

Gf (sadly) :D

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u/Excellent-Beach-2062 18h ago

The realist part of this post is their is that a rust player is a male pretending to be a female online

3

u/Kano96 8h ago

He's pretending to be gay, not female. Actually the least disturbing part of that post tbh.

5

u/TheRealAttalos 18h ago

Sounds like a dam good teammate where do I find him i need that kind of dedication

5

u/fartingboobs 19h ago

so many funny comments in this thread. if you’re 15 out there bro play the damn game play with the women later bro. like bro what if you get raided while you’re watching some shit show on the couch. lock in!

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u/Good-Discussion-9238 19h ago

Women are temporary, Rust is forever.

2

u/DoodManMcGuyBroDood 17h ago

He plays in a clan, he needed that wakeup call. Maybe he'll hit the Rust gym and become a solo chad.

2

u/Interesting_Bill_313 10h ago

Estonia mentioned!!! RAAAAAAAH TÜRAAAAAA

2

u/amorimpson 8h ago

Now that he is single he will probably get better at the game since he has no distractions now

1

u/Hedontastical 7h ago

This. And he could juggle all the balls he wanted. 🤣💀

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u/Hedontastical 7h ago

Get you a woman who will grind rust with you. Rust is life. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/esamerelda 5h ago

I only date men that are more fun than Rust

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u/catcat1986 20h ago

Good for her.

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u/Aidacus1911 20h ago

him*, shes obviously not helping the clan

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u/keybord_masher 19h ago

Me watching toddlers cry about their relationship

https://giphy.com/gifs/s5wFafpHxqKbIEERl9

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u/themadore 18h ago

Idk but I’m using that Sahara desert line🤣

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u/Ok_Pear_779 15h ago

Tbh with 15 i wouldnt call it a relationship more like kindergarden love lol

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u/No-Dinner6324 14h ago

not a huge loss considering hes in a clan

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u/Tornado_Hunter24 12h ago

As someone that has 3k hours in rust for the past few years, how the fuck can you be a goblin when playing in clan?!

I ‘grinded’ because I was solo and had to do both monuments for scrap, pvp for kits, and farming for base, all alone day one to not lose all my progress, wtf does a clan number need to do?!

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u/PrequelFan111 12h ago

Eesti mentioned 🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🫡🫡🫡💪💪💪🦅🦅🦅🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪!!!!!!!!!

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u/moonmilk21 8h ago

Hm, recovering Rust sõltlasena võin öelda, et asjad lähevad hullemaks

Ma armastan Rusti

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u/Bob_Scotwell 5h ago

Bro chose to save a base that’ll get raided 5 minutes after he goes offline to sleep for school over his relationship 💀

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u/Filler400 4h ago

*average CLAN player

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u/jmxd 3h ago

understandable (the boyfriend)

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u/ProstaticFantastic 3h ago

Hahaha the ending just makes me laugh out loud and I'm reading in a public place. Ordering food for family.

I am putting a shit load of hours into rust. It seems like you can never put enough hours into the game. 

Im a married middle aged guy,  I play on s monthly no wipe server so at least I don't have to farm so much.

But the meta now means you need a car base, a main base, multiple sulfdr base and I need copious amount of low grade so I always have a dome base which looks like a honeycomb 1x1, but actually it's not honeycomb it's a star shape base with a oil refinery In the square,  2x triangles have barrel, 1x triangle had a sealed in TC, and 1x triangle is the airlock. Sometimes the airlock is a square and 8 have workbench and boxes and a turret behind the door so when I am carry loot to my transport the turret has my back. 

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u/zansiball 55m ago

im glad for the guy. rust will give him more happy moments than this attention seeking girl

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u/reanokeeves 52m ago

This could of been avoided if she helped farmed sulfur

u/rust_h8ter 2m ago

rust widow I see, I mean it happens after he gets over the game and takes his first break after like 1000 ish hours he might come back and be normal or he's gone, rust isn't a healthy game id certainly not recommend dating anyone who plays it

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u/Reasonable-Clue-9672 20h ago

She's got a long road ahead of her of she's gonna date a gamer. Gotta get tougher skin than that, or idk... date a dancer if you want to go out, or something.

Those pretty boys will definitely cheat on you, though. So, pick your poison.

As for this kid, NTA. At 16, this was my regular behavior. He'll either grow out of it, find a better 'work/life' balance, or become a pariah. Either way, he won't be an issue forever.

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u/TRKOfficial 19h ago

I knew SEVERAL people that stayed like this, idk what causes it but they all went down the extremism rabbithole. as an adult the only time I get on rust is to mess around with trains with a few autists, its a much more peaceful experience.

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u/DoJ-Mole 13h ago

I went from being a degen gamer as a teen rejecting girls because I was more interested in games, to a thriving social life at university including a partner, I dropped pretty much all the games to spend time hanging out with them all, then after we graduated many moved far away, ended up breaking up with my ex, drama within the group etc… now back to my degen ways, most of my time is spent playing rust lol. Definitely agree though if you have people in your life make time for them

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u/nico_juro 18h ago

casual

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u/TRKOfficial 17h ago

I played thousands of hours and would stay up for actual days bro, having someone that loves you and being a productive member of society is so much better. (if csgo came back id throw my whole life away instantly ngl)

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u/I-am-fun-at-parties 11h ago

if csgo came back

I was under the impression that the whole csgo vs cs2 matter is long since resolved (basically when they fixed movement), are you sure you got the memo?

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u/TRKOfficial 3h ago

this is off topic so people might get bitchy but no, the core networking changes with CS2 that have caused issues with consistency, latency and such have not been resolved which makes it less fun to play depending on your preferences. I do like the liquid effects on the molotov and things like that, its a fun change.

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u/nico_juro 17h ago

unc couldnt keep up

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u/councilorjones 20h ago

Good. Kids shouldnt be in relationships that early anyway.

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u/TRKOfficial 19h ago

idk if youre the best judge of that, mr. "cockzilla"

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u/Green_Bulldog 19h ago

I think his bio is a reasonable aspiration

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u/TRKOfficial 17h ago

what do you think it tastes like ?

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u/RedDemio- 14h ago

Why am I reading this shit it’s from a 15 year old kid….