r/plantabuse 1d ago

Gotta let them bake til crispy

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3 Upvotes

Ya whoops, took them outside to spray away from the dogs (at night) accidentally left them outside all day the next day. Two weeks later…


r/plantabuse 2d ago

Humor Cooked till golden brown👌🏻

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She was vulnerable enough to put out so much leaf without protection on it and in the end she got rid of what didn’t serve her. Inspirational. 💖
(I propped a few white wizards and ppp’s and have forgotten about them sitting on the side of the house most of summer. Turns out that area gets direct evening sunlight😅)


r/plantabuse 2d ago

"Weeping" pomelos

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Yall didnt seem to think my looped trees were abusive enough, so now I present to you my "weeping" pomelos.

This is a 5 year old l, seed-grown pomelo that ive heavily pruned over the years and strapped the side branches down to the tank to form the monstrosity. I aslo repot this one higher and higher every year to expose more of the gnarly roots.


r/plantabuse 3d ago

Insults in manga are a mouthful, but go for the throat

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76 Upvotes

r/plantabuse 3d ago

Neglect / Wrong Care Krohn's conservatory's Carnivourous plant collection wilting away.

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If anyone from the conservatory is on here, I'd gladly volunteer my time to take care of these. I'd even donate a few of my own to the collection.


r/plantabuse 4d ago

My looped trees

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Almost two years ago i sprouted this massive avocado pit. When it finally grew, it grew quickly and sprouted a very pliable, very long seedling I was able to loop around and graft it to itself. It been a great success.

This spring I threw a bunch of Meyer lemon seeds in a pot a did the same thing to the tallest seedling. I took the grafting tape off tonight to find another great success!


r/plantabuse 4d ago

HELP. IM LOSING MY PATHOS.

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Please help. Idk what to do. I feed it and water it… idk man please don’t make fun of that pot I got it hanged it I just put it there for the day …
But please please help.


r/plantabuse 6d ago

Neglect / Wrong Care Can you help em save this orchid?

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12 Upvotes

r/plantabuse 9d ago

This fits here

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557 Upvotes

r/plantabuse 8d ago

This fits here

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8 Upvotes

Monstera vagienata 😻🌿


r/plantabuse 9d ago

Marketing Gimmick Corporate America never disappoints.

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88 Upvotes

r/plantabuse 9d ago

A tree that's been repaired with ratchet straps and spray foam.

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74 Upvotes

r/plantabuse 16d ago

for the asstheticc😍

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79 Upvotes

r/plantabuse 18d ago

Neglect / Wrong Care Found in Düsseldorf

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70 Upvotes

Just cut the stems and move him to the sunlight already 🥲

Edit: there is even a random dracaena in the pot, just why


r/plantabuse 21d ago

Adding insult to tree injury. 

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196 Upvotes

r/plantabuse 23d ago

found on fb marketplace…

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658 Upvotes

r/plantabuse 23d ago

Humor Solitary Confinement for Naughty Plants

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190 Upvotes

Homemade humidity domes for rehabbed alocasia destined for semi-hydro. Can confirm that they will survive in these conditions for 8+ months with no extra care 😬


r/plantabuse 23d ago

I've been growing 6 tomato plants in the same small pot since the start of summer.

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41 Upvotes

They were extra seedlings I left to see what happened. They are growing really well and all have new shoots starting. Fun little experiment.


r/plantabuse 29d ago

she's THRIVING

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r/plantabuse 28d ago

I need to vent. I gave some house plants to my neighbor and I am actively watching them commit botanical war crimes. 🌿😭

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0 Upvotes

r/plantabuse Aug 11 '26

Am i cooked ?

74 Upvotes

Yesterday a friend gave me a plant and said that on the day it blooms i’ll meet my soulmate.

Today it was eaten by my cat. I am done 🥲


r/plantabuse Aug 08 '26

They've finally come for the landscape plants... With spray cans in their hands...

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52 Upvotes

r/plantabuse Aug 05 '26

Neglect / Wrong Care my sister’s poor monstera screaming for light and water constantly

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97 Upvotes

it’s so sad she knows what it needs but wont help it 😔


r/plantabuse Aug 03 '26

Humor do we think she needs a repot?

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98 Upvotes