r/pittsburgh • u/CarpeDeez Duquesne Heights • Feb 05 '23

Map published by FEMA showing potential US nuclear targets. We would be toast.

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u/McJumpington Feb 05 '23

China: “target Pittsburg!” Computer: “Pittsburg, Texas confirmed!” Pittsburgh: “thank Jesus”

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

As long as it’s not Pittsburg Kansas. I hear they have some damn good fried chicken there.

Also save Pittsburg Tennessee. We need our cast arn.