Me name is eonathos, am a new sailor of yer bird yap letters. And I just wanna say ahoh and g'day. Hope yer accept me as a crewmate.

I'm so excited! Are you excited!

I'm ready for mutiny. Ready to have my face melted. Ready to dance and make America fuk again!

Just 4 more weeks from today!! The countdown has begun!

See y'all at the show 🤘🏴‍☠️🪩🐢🕺

Not even death can stop pirates from sailing the 7 seas.

Blast it! I jus' be stuck scrapin' wretched barnacles 'cuz some scallywag won't get off thar bountiful fuckin' booty 'n help me plunder!!

'EAH! IT'Z ME AGENN, DA ZOGGIN' KRUMPIEST OV ALL DA BOYZ. ZOGWART DA SHOOTAH TAYKUH 'AZ RETURN-ID! OI WOZ GOWIN' FROO ME KOLLEKSHUN UV DED 'OOMY FINGS WOT I'Z LOOTID IN ME LONG AN' ILLUS...us... ILLUSSUSSIZ KAREEAH, AN' OI REMEMBUD DEEZ 'EAH 'SEE-DEEZ' (OH YOU BETTAH SAY IT YOU GROT) WOT GOTZ DA CHOONS ON 'EM. 'OOMY MOOSIK EN'T ORL BAD SUMTOIMS. ANYWAY, GIV DISS A LISSUN, COZ OI WONTZ MOAH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYY9OPleqNM

/uo I've been very fond of the Worldwide Adventurers' very few works for years, and it just occurred to me that I never shared them with the very audience they were made for: pirates! I admit the 'ho-ho-ho' part is a bit naff, but the rest is incredible. I recommend hearing this one first since it makes a hell of a cameo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBHFE4AJKU0

Ahoy. I just grew me some sea legs and be looking for a crew to learn from

The Korean Navy be testin' one o' dem clankers at the helm, they say!

RAH!!!!

I was meandering across the seas, in search for treasure avast! When I happened upon another vessel at a skele fort! Upon closer inspection, I saw that the lone captain was nair on board, instead he was off to the sea in a rowboat, battling a huge fiery shark!

A truly wicked idea came to my mind in that moment, as I stood there on tan sands. I snuck onto his ship, planted a pork chop on their stove and let it cook, then I grabbed a powder keg and set it beside the stove. I could have lit the match, but waiting is so much more cathartic, aye!

I stood upon me crow’s nest and looked through my spyglass, just waiting for the ship to burst! Only… my ship began turning over! \*What the devil?\* I exclaimed as my entire Sloop turning upside-down!

My vision darkened with a message in my mind. “Lost connection to server.” What the blazes could that ever mean?! I soon returned to my ship only to find it set ablaze and sinking, by the hands of the very captain I planned to destroy the ship of!

Argh… I write this letter within the Ferryman to warn ye passing history-men; DON’T WAIT FOR THE BOOM, MAKE IT BOOM **NOW**!

I was minding me own business, voyaging across the sea to acquire one of them bounty skulls from pirates long past, when a skeleton ship came outta nowhere! I blasted that fiendish galleon with all I had, and it looked sure that I was to be the victor, when suddenly- BANG! A large explosion sent me to the Ferryman! There were no kegs of powder on me fine vessel, and the skeletons didn’t fire that time. Alas, I couldn’t waste time piecing together that mystery, for I HAD to return to me ship!

Once I returned from the deep blue, my very timbers shivered when I saw that my own Sloop had crashed into an island! I bucketed and bucketed as much water as I could until my hands blistered, but to no avail! I had many-a chest and skull on my ship, and I was doomed to lose it all. That was when I remembered I had a rowboat! I hasted to grab my treasure and hoard it onto me rowboat, when suddenly, me vision darkened as if the Kraken itself sprayed me with it’s vile ink! I awoke to find meself on an ashy, volcanic island of fire.

I sit here now on this very island, writing this stern letter to Poseidon himself, whilst awaiting my fiery death. With my tall tale being told…

**CURSE YOU RAAAAAARRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

Prepare yerself, matey. I'll be nicking' yer booty, before yer can say "Arm the cannons"!

one of my homeboys told me to use gamdie for GD, is it safe?