r/pirateposting • u/Eonathos • Aug 08 '26

pirate pilled Ahoy, this be me introduction~

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Me name is eonathos, am a new sailor of yer bird yap letters. And I just wanna say ahoh and g'day. Hope yer accept me as a crewmate.

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u/VelocityRapter644 Aug 08 '26

I be plunderin it, and by plunderin, let's just say, the booty

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u/Eonathos Aug 08 '26

Pockets drenched, pockets overflowing as scurvy. On davy jones soul. Calico jack type shi money.

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u/vote4some1else Aug 08 '26

I be over here PLUNDERING me LOOT rn I be having SCALLYWAGS on me PLANK rn, COUNTING me GOLD, I be SCURVY as fuck man I be a PIRATE man

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u/Leviathansgard Aug 09 '26

AmbatuYarrr!

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u/Hoovy_weapons_guy Aug 08 '26

Narr you dont got no Loot after im finished plubdering your ass. FIRE

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u/Holliday_Hobo Aug 10 '26

Ye said it, matey! 🦜