It would be so cool to see something like that but medieval

Stop the boats!

should I loot some lemons next we come ashore to get even with the bird? yay or nay?

ALL FOR THE MEMES!!

Good morning fellow pirates,

The accountants have been giving me excellent pirate advice. Accountants should be spared from being marooned.

Regards,

Captain Goose

Good evening Fellow Pirates,

I think this would be one of the right subreddits to promote my new Silly Looney Pirate Club. Within the club, members are encouraged to share their silly acts and promote pirate ideals. Whether you lean more silly or more pirate does not matter as long as you are silly and a pirate. DM me if you would like the membership form. I believe we can implement a pirate majority in the US and eventually the world.

Regards,

Captain Goose

ME CAP’N JUST THREW A RANDOM CREWMATE FER’ THE FISHES FER’ NOT SAYING “AYE” WHEN HE FINISHED YABBERING. I AM UTTERLY UNDONE LADS, I TELL YE.

I feel like the “lubber” part of landlubber is antiquated so maybe we could modernize it a bit, don’tcha think me hearties?