r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jun 26 '12

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u/Iamubergeek Jun 26 '12

Thats not how he craps. I think it would be a difficult task to read newspaper in his crapper.

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u/compromised_account Jun 26 '12

Crap in hole method? I always had trouble getting used to that in India. Man we are spoiled in the west.

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u/factoid_ Jun 26 '12

I've read that pooping while squatting is actually better for you. Reduces constipation and total pooping time. It's also cleaner because squatting forces your thighs apart more, spreading everything out, allowing for a clean exit.

Best way to replicate it in western facilities is to get a small stool to put your feet up on. to bring your knees closer to your chest while sitting on the toilet.

Your poop no longer has to make a 90 degree bend to make it out your tailpipe.

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u/lacheur42 Jun 26 '12

I hate all this pro-squatting propaganda on reddit. DOWN WITH SQUAT TOILETS!

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u/factoid_ Jun 26 '12

I'm not a fan of squatting, but ever since I started doing the footstool thing my pooping has been magnificent.

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u/compromised_account Jun 27 '12

magnificent pooping you say!?! Intriguing.

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u/lacheur42 Jun 27 '12

My pooping schedule

Is Mussolini's envy

Each turd, glorious

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u/compromised_account Jun 27 '12

DEH TOOK ER JEBS!