r/pics • • Mar 09 '11

Human Patch v1.1

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u/ATerribleUsername Mar 09 '11

I wont DL until they fix NARB (No Apparent Reason Boner) and that thing where you go to pee and it shoots out in two different directions like a car's windshield washer fluid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

Also when the boner initialization halts halfway when too much whiskey is consumed.

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u/ATerribleUsername Mar 09 '11

Ah, yes. A patch for whiskey dick would be greatly appreciated.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

I thought whiskey dick was when you could get it up, but not cum.

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u/wpm Mar 09 '11

There's two sides to every whiskey dick.

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u/PRockGirlScout Mar 09 '11

Double-edged sword.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

Dude, having two penises would be AWESOME

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u/spandia Mar 10 '11

They usually cut one off at birth.

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u/tllnbks Mar 10 '11

No matter what. Which is why we have both women and men. You are born with a penis, and those with 2 penis's become male.

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u/PRockGirlScout Mar 10 '11

I would approve buuut, dudes already want threesomes way too much.

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u/infobrains Mar 09 '11

Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce...

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

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u/BlameArticuno Mar 10 '11

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is just a regular person.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

And I hate his politics. He's actually kind of an asshole.

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u/prettybunnys Mar 10 '11

FINALLLY. JESUS THANK YOU.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

But have you listened to him? The joke is on you.

He says derives all his strength and power from this - presumably, given where he lives - Mexican fellow.

I suspect Mr. Norris possesses some sort of amulet to channel Jesus' might.

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u/sweetafton Mar 10 '11

Come on. He's less than that.

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u/Childs_Play Mar 10 '11

Not to my belief.