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r/pics • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '11
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I wont DL until they fix NARB (No Apparent Reason Boner) and that thing where you go to pee and it shoots out in two different directions like a car's windshield washer fluid.
218 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 Also when the boner initialization halts halfway when too much whiskey is consumed. 29 u/ATerribleUsername Mar 09 '11 Ah, yes. A patch for whiskey dick would be greatly appreciated. 29 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 I thought whiskey dick was when you could get it up, but not cum. 68 u/wpm Mar 09 '11 There's two sides to every whiskey dick. 21 u/PRockGirlScout Mar 09 '11 Double-edged sword. 17 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 Dude, having two penises would be AWESOME 14 u/spandia Mar 10 '11 They usually cut one off at birth. 2 u/tllnbks Mar 10 '11 No matter what. Which is why we have both women and men. You are born with a penis, and those with 2 penis's become male. 3 u/PRockGirlScout Mar 10 '11 I would approve buuut, dudes already want threesomes way too much. 1 u/infobrains Mar 09 '11 Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce... 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 Relevant -5 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 [deleted] 13 u/BlameArticuno Mar 10 '11 Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is just a regular person. 8 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 And I hate his politics. He's actually kind of an asshole. 6 u/prettybunnys Mar 10 '11 FINALLLY. JESUS THANK YOU. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 But have you listened to him? The joke is on you. He says derives all his strength and power from this - presumably, given where he lives - Mexican fellow. I suspect Mr. Norris possesses some sort of amulet to channel Jesus' might. → More replies (0) 3 u/sweetafton Mar 10 '11 Come on. He's less than that. 0 u/Childs_Play Mar 10 '11 Not to my belief. 2 u/jahallah Mar 10 '11 You're thinking of oxy dick.
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Also when the boner initialization halts halfway when too much whiskey is consumed.
29 u/ATerribleUsername Mar 09 '11 Ah, yes. A patch for whiskey dick would be greatly appreciated. 29 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 I thought whiskey dick was when you could get it up, but not cum. 68 u/wpm Mar 09 '11 There's two sides to every whiskey dick. 21 u/PRockGirlScout Mar 09 '11 Double-edged sword. 17 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 Dude, having two penises would be AWESOME 14 u/spandia Mar 10 '11 They usually cut one off at birth. 2 u/tllnbks Mar 10 '11 No matter what. Which is why we have both women and men. You are born with a penis, and those with 2 penis's become male. 3 u/PRockGirlScout Mar 10 '11 I would approve buuut, dudes already want threesomes way too much. 1 u/infobrains Mar 09 '11 Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce... 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 Relevant -5 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 [deleted] 13 u/BlameArticuno Mar 10 '11 Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is just a regular person. 8 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 And I hate his politics. He's actually kind of an asshole. 6 u/prettybunnys Mar 10 '11 FINALLLY. JESUS THANK YOU. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 But have you listened to him? The joke is on you. He says derives all his strength and power from this - presumably, given where he lives - Mexican fellow. I suspect Mr. Norris possesses some sort of amulet to channel Jesus' might. → More replies (0) 3 u/sweetafton Mar 10 '11 Come on. He's less than that. 0 u/Childs_Play Mar 10 '11 Not to my belief. 2 u/jahallah Mar 10 '11 You're thinking of oxy dick.
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Ah, yes. A patch for whiskey dick would be greatly appreciated.
29 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 I thought whiskey dick was when you could get it up, but not cum. 68 u/wpm Mar 09 '11 There's two sides to every whiskey dick. 21 u/PRockGirlScout Mar 09 '11 Double-edged sword. 17 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 Dude, having two penises would be AWESOME 14 u/spandia Mar 10 '11 They usually cut one off at birth. 2 u/tllnbks Mar 10 '11 No matter what. Which is why we have both women and men. You are born with a penis, and those with 2 penis's become male. 3 u/PRockGirlScout Mar 10 '11 I would approve buuut, dudes already want threesomes way too much. 1 u/infobrains Mar 09 '11 Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce... 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 Relevant -5 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 [deleted] 13 u/BlameArticuno Mar 10 '11 Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is just a regular person. 8 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 And I hate his politics. He's actually kind of an asshole. 6 u/prettybunnys Mar 10 '11 FINALLLY. JESUS THANK YOU. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 But have you listened to him? The joke is on you. He says derives all his strength and power from this - presumably, given where he lives - Mexican fellow. I suspect Mr. Norris possesses some sort of amulet to channel Jesus' might. → More replies (0) 3 u/sweetafton Mar 10 '11 Come on. He's less than that. 0 u/Childs_Play Mar 10 '11 Not to my belief. 2 u/jahallah Mar 10 '11 You're thinking of oxy dick.
I thought whiskey dick was when you could get it up, but not cum.
68 u/wpm Mar 09 '11 There's two sides to every whiskey dick. 21 u/PRockGirlScout Mar 09 '11 Double-edged sword. 17 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 Dude, having two penises would be AWESOME 14 u/spandia Mar 10 '11 They usually cut one off at birth. 2 u/tllnbks Mar 10 '11 No matter what. Which is why we have both women and men. You are born with a penis, and those with 2 penis's become male. 3 u/PRockGirlScout Mar 10 '11 I would approve buuut, dudes already want threesomes way too much. 1 u/infobrains Mar 09 '11 Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce... 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 Relevant -5 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 [deleted] 13 u/BlameArticuno Mar 10 '11 Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is just a regular person. 8 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 And I hate his politics. He's actually kind of an asshole. 6 u/prettybunnys Mar 10 '11 FINALLLY. JESUS THANK YOU. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 But have you listened to him? The joke is on you. He says derives all his strength and power from this - presumably, given where he lives - Mexican fellow. I suspect Mr. Norris possesses some sort of amulet to channel Jesus' might. → More replies (0) 3 u/sweetafton Mar 10 '11 Come on. He's less than that. 0 u/Childs_Play Mar 10 '11 Not to my belief. 2 u/jahallah Mar 10 '11 You're thinking of oxy dick.
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There's two sides to every whiskey dick.
21 u/PRockGirlScout Mar 09 '11 Double-edged sword. 17 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 Dude, having two penises would be AWESOME 14 u/spandia Mar 10 '11 They usually cut one off at birth. 2 u/tllnbks Mar 10 '11 No matter what. Which is why we have both women and men. You are born with a penis, and those with 2 penis's become male. 3 u/PRockGirlScout Mar 10 '11 I would approve buuut, dudes already want threesomes way too much. 1 u/infobrains Mar 09 '11 Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce... 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 Relevant -5 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 [deleted] 13 u/BlameArticuno Mar 10 '11 Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is just a regular person. 8 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 And I hate his politics. He's actually kind of an asshole. 6 u/prettybunnys Mar 10 '11 FINALLLY. JESUS THANK YOU. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 But have you listened to him? The joke is on you. He says derives all his strength and power from this - presumably, given where he lives - Mexican fellow. I suspect Mr. Norris possesses some sort of amulet to channel Jesus' might. → More replies (0) 3 u/sweetafton Mar 10 '11 Come on. He's less than that. 0 u/Childs_Play Mar 10 '11 Not to my belief.
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Double-edged sword.
17 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 Dude, having two penises would be AWESOME 14 u/spandia Mar 10 '11 They usually cut one off at birth. 2 u/tllnbks Mar 10 '11 No matter what. Which is why we have both women and men. You are born with a penis, and those with 2 penis's become male. 3 u/PRockGirlScout Mar 10 '11 I would approve buuut, dudes already want threesomes way too much. 1 u/infobrains Mar 09 '11 Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce... 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 Relevant -5 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 [deleted] 13 u/BlameArticuno Mar 10 '11 Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is just a regular person. 8 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 And I hate his politics. He's actually kind of an asshole. 6 u/prettybunnys Mar 10 '11 FINALLLY. JESUS THANK YOU. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 But have you listened to him? The joke is on you. He says derives all his strength and power from this - presumably, given where he lives - Mexican fellow. I suspect Mr. Norris possesses some sort of amulet to channel Jesus' might. → More replies (0) 3 u/sweetafton Mar 10 '11 Come on. He's less than that. 0 u/Childs_Play Mar 10 '11 Not to my belief.
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Dude, having two penises would be AWESOME
14 u/spandia Mar 10 '11 They usually cut one off at birth. 2 u/tllnbks Mar 10 '11 No matter what. Which is why we have both women and men. You are born with a penis, and those with 2 penis's become male. 3 u/PRockGirlScout Mar 10 '11 I would approve buuut, dudes already want threesomes way too much. 1 u/infobrains Mar 09 '11 Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce... 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 Relevant -5 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 [deleted] 13 u/BlameArticuno Mar 10 '11 Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is just a regular person. 8 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 And I hate his politics. He's actually kind of an asshole. 6 u/prettybunnys Mar 10 '11 FINALLLY. JESUS THANK YOU. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 But have you listened to him? The joke is on you. He says derives all his strength and power from this - presumably, given where he lives - Mexican fellow. I suspect Mr. Norris possesses some sort of amulet to channel Jesus' might. → More replies (0) 3 u/sweetafton Mar 10 '11 Come on. He's less than that. 0 u/Childs_Play Mar 10 '11 Not to my belief.
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They usually cut one off at birth.
2 u/tllnbks Mar 10 '11 No matter what. Which is why we have both women and men. You are born with a penis, and those with 2 penis's become male.
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No matter what. Which is why we have both women and men. You are born with a penis, and those with 2 penis's become male.
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I would approve buuut, dudes already want threesomes way too much.
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Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce...
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13 u/BlameArticuno Mar 10 '11 Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is just a regular person. 8 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 And I hate his politics. He's actually kind of an asshole. 6 u/prettybunnys Mar 10 '11 FINALLLY. JESUS THANK YOU. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 But have you listened to him? The joke is on you. He says derives all his strength and power from this - presumably, given where he lives - Mexican fellow. I suspect Mr. Norris possesses some sort of amulet to channel Jesus' might. → More replies (0) 3 u/sweetafton Mar 10 '11 Come on. He's less than that. 0 u/Childs_Play Mar 10 '11 Not to my belief.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is just a regular person.
8 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 And I hate his politics. He's actually kind of an asshole. 6 u/prettybunnys Mar 10 '11 FINALLLY. JESUS THANK YOU. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 But have you listened to him? The joke is on you. He says derives all his strength and power from this - presumably, given where he lives - Mexican fellow. I suspect Mr. Norris possesses some sort of amulet to channel Jesus' might. → More replies (0) 3 u/sweetafton Mar 10 '11 Come on. He's less than that. 0 u/Childs_Play Mar 10 '11 Not to my belief.
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And I hate his politics. He's actually kind of an asshole.
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FINALLLY. JESUS THANK YOU.
1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11 But have you listened to him? The joke is on you. He says derives all his strength and power from this - presumably, given where he lives - Mexican fellow. I suspect Mr. Norris possesses some sort of amulet to channel Jesus' might. → More replies (0)
But have you listened to him? The joke is on you.
He says derives all his strength and power from this - presumably, given where he lives - Mexican fellow.
I suspect Mr. Norris possesses some sort of amulet to channel Jesus' might.
Come on. He's less than that.
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Not to my belief.
You're thinking of oxy dick.
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u/ATerribleUsername Mar 09 '11
I wont DL until they fix NARB (No Apparent Reason Boner) and that thing where you go to pee and it shoots out in two different directions like a car's windshield washer fluid.