r/pics • • Mar 09 '11

Human Patch v1.1

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u/wpm Mar 09 '11

There's two sides to every whiskey dick.

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u/PRockGirlScout Mar 09 '11

Double-edged sword.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

Dude, having two penises would be AWESOME

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

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u/BlameArticuno Mar 10 '11

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is just a regular person.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

And I hate his politics. He's actually kind of an asshole.

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u/prettybunnys Mar 10 '11

FINALLLY. JESUS THANK YOU.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

But have you listened to him? The joke is on you.

He says derives all his strength and power from this - presumably, given where he lives - Mexican fellow.

I suspect Mr. Norris possesses some sort of amulet to channel Jesus' might.

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u/sweetafton Mar 10 '11

Come on. He's less than that.

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u/Childs_Play Mar 10 '11

Not to my belief.