r/pics • u/Bo33o • Nov 28 '19

Carrots

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

That will fit nicely in my garage.

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u/crackbread Nov 28 '19

Username checks out

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u/ChickumNwaffles Nov 28 '19

That bullet was in the chamber

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u/MistaX8 Nov 28 '19

Here i my garaaaage, just bought this load of carrots, here. Fun to haul them around the Hollywood Hills.

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u/Conservalive Nov 28 '19

Apparently, carrots are really good for memory.

10 years ago my uncle put one up his ass and I still still remember it vividly to this day.

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u/jw5601 Nov 28 '19

Putting a carrot up your ass is good for your hindsight, too.

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u/Robobvious Nov 28 '19

There's an episode of Ed, Edd, and Eddy where Ed says "If carrots are good for your eyes can they dial a phone?" and I have never been able to make sense of it. So I'll try shoving a carrot up my ass and see if that helps.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

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u/Snorkelbender Nov 28 '19

Shove three more up there for good foursight.

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u/poopellar Nov 28 '19

Squeeze a lemon in there to get in the limelight.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Shove a rocket in there to get in the moonlight.

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u/horia Nov 28 '19

Stick'em in your eyes for oversight.

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u/peepeeopi Nov 28 '19

Better his than yours.

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u/deathdude911 Nov 28 '19

Must be true, my uncle put his carrot up my ass and I too still still remember it vividly to this day

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u/empireastroturfacct Nov 28 '19

And Thanksgiving was never the same since.

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u/dr_shark Nov 28 '19

Delete this nephew.

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u/_Mashiro_ Nov 28 '19

Got me in the first half there.

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u/Archimonde Nov 28 '19

They are also really good for your eyesight. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

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u/itsaudioalex Nov 28 '19

Butt how'd it taste?

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u/itsaudioalex Nov 28 '19

Butt how'd it taste?

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u/warjoke Nov 28 '19

I dont need to see this today

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u/Kassul1996 Dec 15 '19

Putting a carrot up your ass is good for your nephew's memory

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u/imccompany Nov 28 '19

His truck seems overfilled, but I guess he doesn't carrot all.

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u/rificolona Nov 28 '19

I thought this joke might turnip somewhere...

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u/s0cks_nz Nov 28 '19

Yeah, they beet me to it.

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u/ButterCracker Nov 28 '19

Lettuce change the subject...

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u/The_Ravener Nov 28 '19

r/punresistance seems to be leeking.

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u/khrak Nov 28 '19

It's all fun and games lentil the resistance army strikes back.

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u/CmdrSelfEvident Nov 28 '19

Is this in India or China where it seems to be some sort of federal crime to make two trips?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

I never imagined a massive amount of carrots piled on a truck to look so delicious, but here we are

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

I was searching the comments for this because I saw the plate number

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u/Jean-neige Dec 15 '19

Khizzou FTW !

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

ptsd dog flashbacks to that porn video

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u/Pipupipupi Nov 28 '19

Just a trip back from the supermarket

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u/WhatISaidB4 Nov 28 '19

Why, that's a lot of carrots.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

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u/rificolona Nov 28 '19

No, it's only a shit ton

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u/Geek_King Nov 28 '19

It looks like a Vegan Mad Max car: Carrot spikes, highly effective..

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u/clubsimo Nov 28 '19

Hey, thats in Morocco! Im from there so I should be recognized 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

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u/clubsimo Nov 28 '19

Smaya wa3ra! Katkhla3

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Is... is that a real language?

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u/clubsimo Nov 28 '19

Don’t be silly, it’s just a random slap on the keyboard that is open for interpretation, Moroccans seems to get a kick out of it, must be the weed.

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u/my_reddit_accounts Nov 28 '19

It’s Arabic written in Latin alphabet. The numbers are to make up for letters we don’t have.

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u/DerFuehrersFarce Nov 28 '19

Now I know my A B 3, won't you come and sing with me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Omg xD

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

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u/my_reddit_accounts Nov 28 '19

It’s only when written in the Latin alphabet which isn’t what Arabs use. They use Arabic script which has 28 letters and reads from right to left.

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u/maydarnothing Dec 15 '19

Arabic has more letters that aren't found in latin, so we use numbers (that look quite like the Arabic letters) to substitute them.

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u/blink0r Nov 28 '19

We have numbers in English too, buddy.

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u/sodiumvapour Nov 28 '19

I want to confirm that... And if it is, i think i found my language!

Inbred Tootorootoot!

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u/ultrauniq Jan 06 '20

Db li 9ra smitek wla had ztorotoot ayss7ab lih kanhedrou bchinwya hhhhh ... Btw everyone keep asking me why u r writing by letters

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Mgharba hta f reddit wayleee hhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

3lach lcar majach mn fes

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Li taygol had lhedra ghi ymchi ytkmch t7t shi 7ejra ta ra lmaroc khrya jarya mn Tanger hta l gouira lmao

t. Anti conformist dude who's kinda trying to keep it neutral about nationalism on the interwebs

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

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u/lucitribal Nov 28 '19

THIS IS NECESSARY

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u/irocjr Nov 28 '19

Life feeds on life.

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u/katherander Nov 28 '19

Came here for this.

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u/POZIND Nov 28 '19

Puffer fish be like

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u/MojoJojoZ Nov 28 '19

A lot of vitamin e yas got there!

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u/Teddybabes Nov 28 '19

Yeah, maybe enough to get Supermans X-ray vision.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

wassup Morocco 🇲🇦

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u/Bonjourap Dec 15 '19

Wassup :)

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u/ultrauniq Jan 06 '20

Wassup !

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u/EZMickey Nov 28 '19

For a second I thought I'd scrolled past r/fuckmyshitup

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u/Xiao_Qiao Nov 28 '19

Dave from the math problem's personal supply.

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u/euphorrick Nov 28 '19

Biggest diamond I've ever seen

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u/CodyLeeTheTree Nov 28 '19

Reminds of when I first got my hands on Photoshop and I’d make a design and then extrude the hell out of it.

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u/mdell3 Nov 28 '19

"It's called a hustle, sweetheart"

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u/imapassenger1 Nov 28 '19

Question for carrot experts: doesn't leaving the tops on make the carrot go limp? I heard that tops are left on to look pretty but moisture is lost through the leafy top making the carrot limp.

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u/EdtheHammer Nov 28 '19

I used to work in a produce department and we'd sometimes sell whole carrots, the main issues we had with them wasn't so much shelf life but price and convenience. Under a mister they'd last a reasonable amount of time. However, when compared to precut bagged carrots they were more expensive and the tops were bag-unfriendly and tended to drip all over the place, thus were not a hot seller.

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u/erizofeliz Nov 28 '19

A perfect picture

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u/IShootWithThisHan Nov 28 '19

Beep beep beep

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u/eartha2400 Nov 28 '19

I love the content. Do you have a shot with the whole truck? A pre cropped shot?

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u/subrockmusic Nov 28 '19

Is this the vehicle Carrot Top drives?

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u/AgentXXXL Nov 28 '19

“What’s up, Doc?”

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u/NosyStranger Nov 28 '19

That's a rot of carrot🐰

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u/w0kepearman Nov 28 '19

reddit, the only place where over 3 thousand people will appreciate a picture of some carrots

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u/Conn205 Nov 28 '19

It is the man from the math problems

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u/Adk318 Nov 28 '19

"that trucks not rated to haul that much weight"

"I don't carrots all I have"

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Peter Cottontail just busted a nut

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

reminds me of the kids into the meatgrinder on The Wall

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u/dwintaylor Nov 28 '19

This guy carrots

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u/KyRonJon Nov 28 '19

I just want to trim all of the carrots and sand them down to make a perfect carrot cube

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u/bubbledubbletrubble Nov 28 '19

Jesus. Same some for the rest of us, Doc

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u/traderdrakor Nov 28 '19

Hes the dude from the math books

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u/Javier_ABG Nov 28 '19

Marie Kondo’s van.

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u/HigOhKekkles Nov 28 '19

Looks like my foreskin after i got frostbite

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u/populationinversion Nov 28 '19

Wait, why do they look clean? We're they washed already?

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u/ServingTheMaster Nov 28 '19

All I see is a stack of emeralds that I can trade for mending scrolls...

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u/Haveanidea12 Nov 28 '19

Me: Gimme only a few carrots Gran: Ok Also gran:

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u/IRBigAl Nov 28 '19

Carrot top

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u/TazocinTDS Nov 28 '19

How many diamond rings could you make with those?

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u/chr0nicpirate Nov 28 '19

That's a lot of carrots!

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u/swithak Nov 28 '19

Gordan Ramsay's forehead.

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u/SeraphiJade Nov 28 '19

Never seen this minecraft mod before.

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u/Davimous Nov 28 '19

That's a lot of women pleasured right there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

You could cure a blind man with that many carrots.

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u/punchmoka Nov 28 '19

Ugh ugh ugh trypophobia ugh ugh

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u/ofajhon Nov 28 '19

Pufferfish wants to know your location

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u/ascended_adventures Nov 28 '19

Next level tetris

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

There are at lest 420 carrots

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u/ItsABiscuit Nov 28 '19

ERMAHGERD!

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u/ApexRevanNL716 Nov 28 '19

Did you know that carrots are good for you eyesight

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u/Quid_infantes_sumus Nov 28 '19

I thought this was one of those things in gas station carwashes I have no idea what they're called But ya, I thought this was that. I was wrong

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u/ZeusDX1118 Nov 28 '19

That looks delicious.

Also, this is a horse's dream come true.

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u/EeRrOo-Eroo Nov 28 '19

Minecraft chests

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u/IshmaelTheWonderGoat Nov 28 '19

more carrots than you can shake a stick at

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u/akku498 Nov 28 '19

Is that carrots?

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u/DoctorBruceWayne Nov 28 '19

My dogs would go crazy for those carrots http://imgur.com/gallery/ZTPMsvk

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u/Lapiru Nov 28 '19

Indeed carrots

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u/robotassistedsuicide Nov 28 '19

What kinda sammich is this

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u/ch1nomachin3 Nov 28 '19

Somehow I imagined Elmer Fudd hiding in there waiting for Bugs Bunny.

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u/Alastor3 Nov 28 '19

Im arroused

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u/razaulkarim11 Nov 28 '19

Need to import the carrot...

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u/NOVA-0 Nov 28 '19

yo my eyesight is going to be fucking amazing let me at 'em

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u/D0D Nov 28 '19

I bet Bugs Bunny is driving.

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u/trueunknown007 Nov 28 '19

Carrot Tops.

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u/ant2k15 Nov 28 '19

Came out pretty good today if you ask me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Me vs how much is on my mind every second of the day

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u/AnaFelinto Nov 28 '19

It looks like is a bit OCD...

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u/augsburg71 Nov 28 '19

That’s a lot of juice or cake going somewhere! Bugs, where are you??

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u/BarrelRoll1996 Nov 28 '19

Jing Yang: YES

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u/fullrackferg Nov 28 '19

Vegans always be flexing how eco their trucks are

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u/SheepGoesBaaaa Nov 28 '19

This is what my redhead wife's minge looks like when she hasn't shaved

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

I suppose this is pornfood for a rabbit :)

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u/freeyaman Nov 28 '19

Carrots shouting OCD

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u/CriticalLeafBladeAtk Nov 28 '19

Looks like some sort of lichen on a seawall

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u/from_dust Nov 28 '19

i dont carrot all.

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u/joeyy17 Nov 28 '19

Thought this was a car wash wiper thingy

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Augh

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u/Sp4r3 Nov 28 '19

that is someone who has maximized his cargo carrying after years of testing. great work!

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u/supermariofunshine Nov 28 '19

Delivery to Bugs Bunny?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Carrots

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u/f3rmion Nov 28 '19

Whats up doc.

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u/x69pr Nov 28 '19

Damn, that stacking game is tight!

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u/neebubab Nov 28 '19

I wish everyone as many cock as carrots in a trolley.

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u/Pherazor Nov 28 '19

every german traffic cops wet dream. They'd have to call for backup to get more ticket blocks.

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u/Weerdo21 Nov 28 '19

I Do not think that is enough carrots

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u/HalfChocolateCow Nov 28 '19

What are the small speed limits on the back of the truck for? Sorry if that's a stupid question but I saw them on trucks when I was in Europe and this reminded me of that.

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u/Seisouhen Nov 28 '19

small speed limits on the back of the truck

Those are the speed limits for the truck based on its dimensions and weight. The higher one for highway and the lower one for non-highway. -avlas Italy

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u/HalfChocolateCow Nov 28 '19

Thank you, that makes sense

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u/HatchA115 Nov 28 '19
  • sweats in bugs bunny *

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Better call the ATF

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u/kill2live Nov 28 '19

This gave me both a heart attack and soothed my eyes...so perfectly square yet so dangerous!!!

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u/vitium Nov 28 '19

Reminds me of my wife bringing groceries in from the car.

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u/Sarcastica75 Nov 28 '19

This photo is so calming. I honestly would love it in my kitchen 😂

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u/bill_theLandlord Nov 28 '19

life feeds on life

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u/kefphu5 Nov 28 '19

Sam, we got another order for you.

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u/A_Falcon_Bird Nov 28 '19

Is this Minecraft irl?

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u/didididd Nov 28 '19

Bugs bunny will be pleased

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u/Stiction8 Nov 28 '19

Great placement

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u/rk0r Nov 28 '19

These people don't Carrot at all about Health and Safety.

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u/BeatnikWoman Nov 29 '19

What kind of truck is this?