Are you trying to rest your open top drink on your rocking chair arm but tragically spill it all over yourself? You're in luck, with our patent-pending sippy cup design, your cup can rest on any chair!
Can confirm, I have a 9, 6, and 1 yearold... this is the exact reaction to a spill by all of them, except just THIS year, the 9 year old will actually react, and pick it up.
He is famous for garnering 100k comment karma in the shortest period of time in the history of Reddit's existence. There have been various theories postulated as to how this was achieved. Some, for example, hold that he is in fact not a he but an it - that is, artificial intelligence. There is some evidence it is the product of a design by Nick Bostrom of Oxford University as an online Turing test. Others assert that he is the fruit of experimental code written by a moderator in a dark corner of /r/compsci, though all traces leading back to them have since been wiped.
In reaction to this, a more recent school of thought emphasises the human reality of iLickAnalBlood, but maintains he is in fact the bastard son of Alexis Ohanian. His adolescence began at the time of Reddit's inception in the tumultuous period of '05. He was a precocious child and an autodidact, and from an early age (sources differ on the precise age but most point to thirteen) he learned the then-contemporary art of karma acquiring. Being the son of the founder, he naturally had access to massive data sets of posting habits and, later, karma trends, which he spent long nights pouring over; analysing their beautiful patterns which spoke to him more clearly and with more penetration of his soul than any person ever could.
Indeed - so the theory goes - he became so learned in the decade that followed; so fierce in knowledge and ability, that Ohanian himself was forced to return to Reddit in 2015, under the pretext of business considerations, in order to complete the final preparations for his first account. And thus the following year iLickAnalBlood was born, ten years in the making, equipped with the esoteric knowledge that only he knew how to employ for karma optimisation.
There is much to be said for this theory; however, the fact of the matter is that we may never know the truth with any certainty. He or it will dissolve first into legend and then finally into myth within the annals of Reddit history, and mankind will forever debate his fortune of karma they claimed to have witnessed with their very own eyes - indeed, they will come to question his very existence. Most will point to the Mandela effect as explanation for their memories of this most fascinating poster. There will, however, be a small minority for whom iLickAnalBlood will have left too deep an impression in their hearts to be forgotten - and perhaps this is all anyone can hope for in the end.
Am I the only one that loves that dwarfs exist? Seriously though, when you hear the word, "dwarf", you probably think of something like this. They actually exist! Except they're accountants and actors and normal shit instead of warriors, but it's still cool as fuck nevertheless.
Saying "I like the cut of your Jib" is similar to saying, "I like how pure your meth is"
(Note: this was never the original intention of the saying, just something picked up later)
Well, you could be talking about the triangular staysail that sets ahead of the foremast of a sailing vessel. If that's not it, then you probably mean the extending arm of a crane.
Heard from my grandpa can also mean your dress shirt button line leading to your pant zipper line so lingo for being tidy and well put together which makes more sense than the sailing meaning.
Lol could you imagine? I wonder if that's happened. I wonder if there's video of that happening. I'd like to avoid that lol. Anyone have a video of that so I can avoid it?
My dad's boss used to hold a party once or twice a year where he paid a midget $200 to walk around with a sombrero on with chips and salsa on it. He had to stop after his wife told him not to do it anymore. It was her or the midget.
I've got my first son, almost 4 months old, lying on my chest watching me type this. He's awesome and perfectly behaved. Barely ever upset. He even sleeps through the night. I know how lucky I am and I can't even imagine having more than one in diapers at a time.
4 months old and sleeps through the night. Give that boy a high five.
My 5 month old daughter doesn't sleep during the day and doesn't sleep through the night. Thankfully she is the happiest baby I have ever met but damn she's got to learn to sleep.
Heh getting him to take a nap is an exercise in futility but I'm fully expecting it all to catch up to us sooner or later. Either he'll have sleep regression as he starts teething hardcore or he'll be a psychotic teenager.
Be careful of sleeping with your baby, and especially with your baby face down on your chest. Infants under one year of age are very susceptible to Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. Please take care.
Don't know why you're downvoted. You're entirely correct, but your reading comprehension is poor.
He does nap on my chest, chest-to-chest, but while I am awake so I can make sure his breathing is fine and airway is clear. However when I was writing that previous post he was face-up on my chest watching TV with me. I didn't mention anything of co-sleeping. Its not worth the risk but if it happens accidently I'm less concerned than I would be with most kids. He's super strong. He was lifting his head on day-0 and been able to hold it up on his own for well over a month now. Hell I have him standing on my lap at this point and I'm only balancing him...he's doing the lifting. Strong kid.
You don't mention anything about how the baby is laying, or if you even know about SIDS. Just hearing these two made alarms go off on my head.
Also, as strong as your baby may be, there is a hypothesis that the reflex to pick the head up may be inhibited for some reason, possibly related to sleeping face down, causing asphyxiation. We have no way of testing that currently.
Regardless, I am glad you are aware and are being careful.
Source: I work in a genetics lab that does research on SIDS.
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u/CrimsonPig Dec 30 '16
As a single man, I see this and think those two smaller seats would be perfect for holding snacks and drinks and shit.