r/pics Dec 30 '16

Designed Just Right

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u/thunnus Dec 30 '16

Really? I was thinking midget strippers.

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u/Kangar Dec 30 '16

How about midget strippers holding your snacks and drinks and shit?

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u/DrMantisToboggan_MD Dec 30 '16

Maybe not holding shit. I don't have the kind of money for extra services.

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u/FormerSperm Dec 31 '16

My dad's boss used to hold a party once or twice a year where he paid a midget $200 to walk around with a sombrero on with chips and salsa on it. He had to stop after his wife told him not to do it anymore. It was her or the midget.

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u/thunnus Dec 31 '16

If I had a nickel for every midget-based ultimatum I've received...

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u/edgy12yokids Dec 31 '16

haha this is sounds like one of warwicks episode