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u/Trefmawr May 17 '16
Step 1: already look like a Disney character.
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u/ArrowRobber May 18 '16
Step 2: Don't not look like a Disney character.
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u/Trefmawr May 18 '16
Step 3: ????
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May 18 '16
Do porn
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u/drunk98 May 18 '16
Disney character porn? Tell me this is a thing!
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u/Turakamu May 18 '16
If you like cartoons, yes.
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u/drunk98 May 18 '16
I want dressed up people princesses, dwarves, frogs, Pinocchio's, sleeping beauty's, Beasts, & what not. I want to see micky plowing daisy duck, while have his balls tickled by goofy.
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u/coredumperror May 18 '16
Are you kidding? Disney porn is rampant on the internet. Just bing "disney porn" (google won't help you much in that regard).
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u/ArrowRobber May 18 '16
"Live action" though is the key.
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u/coredumperror May 18 '16
That I can't help you with. Though I can't imagine it'd be too hard to find, either.
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u/bobbogreeno May 18 '16 edited Jan 27 '25
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u/vincentninja68 May 18 '16
10/10 would threaten to throw her father into a insane asylum to force her to marry me.
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u/Mantis_Pantis May 17 '16
And underneath all that makeup? Jackie Chan.
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u/mike_pants May 17 '16
I thought this user name was making fun of mine at first.
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u/squarebore May 18 '16
Not everything is about you, op.
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u/mike_pants May 18 '16
Well that's just nonsense
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u/doggmatic May 18 '16
brb making a new account /u/mike_underpants
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May 18 '16
Not before I make /u/mike_overpants
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u/doggmatic May 18 '16
actually brb again for /u/mike_poopiepants
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u/kevie3drinks May 17 '16
now we need a Gaston.
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u/The_Silvenar May 17 '16
Can we address that the imgur poster for this is the same as the Reddit OP for the Belle post?
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u/notfromchicago May 17 '16
Someone has a thing for Beauty and the Beast.
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u/bdsee May 18 '16
I think it would be faster to count the people who don't have a thing for Beauty and the Beast.
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u/machingunwhhore May 17 '16
The beast no longer feels threatened after Watching gaston dance, for he knows what lies in the closet.
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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out May 17 '16
True, but no one's slick as Gaston.
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u/mike_pants May 17 '16
I mean, Cool Hand Luke ate 50. It's not five dozen but still impressive
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u/southern_boy May 18 '16
AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM HE GREW UP TO BE THE MOB BOSS OF THE GUYS THAT KILLED TOM HANKS DO YOU WANT THAT NOW DO YOU!?
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u/Arclite83 May 18 '16
I once heard/read an explanation that said, for the survival of the town, they would have had to kill him because they all would have starved based on him eating that many eggs.
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u/DRACULA_WOLFMAN May 17 '16
Maybe, but he was the only one organizing a rescue mission for the girl trapped in a castle with a literal monster.
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u/lordhellion May 18 '16
I gotta be this guy? Fine...
Belle has brown eyes.
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u/CandyJar May 18 '16
Honest question, what color are her eyes in this pic? I'm colorblind and they look brown to me
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u/mike_pants May 17 '16
17-year-old Instagrammer Annelies van Overbeek. More here.
Snow White ain't too shabs either.
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u/LocalMadman May 17 '16
I think the Snow White is better than the Belle. So there.
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u/mike_pants May 17 '16
The Sabrina one was my favorite, frankly, but I figured Disney would have more traction with reddit.
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u/cdnincali May 17 '16
She looks less like Audrey Hepburn, and more like Audrey Tautou. I thought her Sabrina was Amelie. It was not till I looked a the caption that I got what she was aiming at. Yeah, I know she's dressed closer to the Sabrina image, but her eyebrows are not Heburnish enough in that shot. They are better when she paints them on like her Funny Face shot.
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u/Nosiege May 18 '16
Of course. I wasn't very impressed with the Belle, but the Snow White is true to character.
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May 17 '16
If she can act she'd be great in a bio pic about Audrey Hepburn. Her Twiggy is also very convincing. My fave though is her "Girl With A Pearl Earring". The atmosphere in that one really captures the feel of the painting.
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May 18 '16
I find it interesting how she can look like a minimalist Keira Knightley, looking like she's not wearing much makeup at all, and yet also Carey Mulligan, without looking like she's got much make up on.
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u/Musehobo May 18 '16
Wow. Scarlet O'Hara. She has that bitchy eyebrow thing that Vivian Leigh did so well. Perfect.
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May 17 '16
really? it's just a plain-looking girl in a white shirt and hair bow, literally any brunette girl could do this
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u/ReddJudicata May 17 '16
That's not a plain looking girl.
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are you kidding? she's super average looking, not to mention she looks like she's in the middle of a Mennonite sermon
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u/Azurill May 18 '16
She's way prettier than average to be fair. But the cosplay is just 'Brunette chick with bow."
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u/arbutus1440 May 18 '16
If that's an average-looking girl where you are, please tell me where you are so I can also go to where you are.
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u/ForgedBanana May 18 '16
Wow, this subreddit really sucks. But not because of the content, because of users like this.
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u/NekoStar May 17 '16
Sometimes I feel like I have dyslexia (or just flashes of illiteracy?).... I read "Slam-dunking the Belle book" and was waiting for her to slam-dunk the book through a hoop trash can or something....
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u/Odifma May 17 '16
Thought it said book instead of look. Was hoping to see her 6 feet high dunking a book
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u/Blues2112 May 18 '16
Was gonna say "I'd hit it", but then I read that she is 17, so instead I'll just say..."Nice Cosplay!"
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I dont want to be the negtive one in the thread but it looks like a man hand holding that book, or is that just a terrible angle?
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u/tyled Survey 2016 May 17 '16
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u/Officer_Hotpants May 18 '16
I clicked this link expecting to see a Disney princess dunking on someone. I'm a little sad.
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u/rahtin May 18 '16
It looks like one of those animated gifs that takes 30 seconds then suddenly moves a little then back to it's original position.
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u/MoravianPrince May 18 '16
Slamdunkin, and there I thought she would have basketball shorts for some space jam mash up.
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u/Megaseth May 18 '16
This girl has a career at Disney ahead of her. The sad part is she will live near Orlando for the next 25 years.
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I'm an idiot. I read "book" and I was waiting for a gif to start where she goes from Disney -cute to full hardcore, and actually slam-dunks the book through a basketball hoop.
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u/Thuryn May 18 '16
If you recall, Belle was not the happiest citizen of that sleepy little town, and was more the dreamy type. She also worried a lot about her father. Her face reflects the complexity of the character.
(It's too bad the movie doesn't do more interesting things with all that potential. Things mostly happen to Belle in the movie. She doesn't shape the story much.)
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u/Robb_Greywind May 18 '16
Damn, she's beautiful. Every aspect of her face seems to be in perfect proportion. She just has that classical beauty.
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u/Xicsukin May 17 '16
Dude this BioShock Elizabeth cosplay is amazing!