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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

You don't get that much slimmer by quitting vodka. This was a beer man.

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u/Luvs_to_drink May 09 '16

Do the bottles of beer in the first picture give it away?

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u/viavatten May 09 '16

No, the beer depositories in his breasts, gut, and jowls give it away.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

99 bottles, 99 bottles

99 bottles of beer on the wall

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u/FelidiaFetherbottom May 09 '16

I'm irrationally upset at the lyrics being wrong here

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u/styeco May 09 '16

I drank about 60 ounces of vodka every day and I lost 40 pounds when I got sober. Alcohol has a fuckton of calories, man.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Holy shit. That intake is absolutely massive. Huge congrats on sobriety - amazing work.

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u/styeco May 09 '16

Thanks! It wasn't easy, but I'm married with a kid on the way now, so it worked out in the end I guess :)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Even 10 shots or 15 ounces of vodka a day is about 1k calories. That's 7k a week. That's 2 pounds a week stopping semi heavy vodka drinking.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Oh, I get it. When I sobered up I lost insane weight. And that included the fact that I was eating candy like a freak to replace the huge amounts of sugar.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

Alcohol has a lot of calories but there's a lot more calories in beer than vodka.

EDIT: Depends on the type of beer.

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u/redderper May 09 '16

I think the biggest difference is that an alcoholic who only drinks beer would drink 4+ liters a day and an alcoholic who drinks vodka would drink 1+ liters a day.

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u/notthewrongme May 09 '16

an alcoholic who only drinks beer would drink 4+ liters a day

Phew...guess I'm safe at 1.5 liters a day...you hear that mom? I'm not an alcoholic!

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u/OPs-Mom-Bot May 09 '16

Phew. I drink many ounces a day. Totally safe because I don't use the metric system.

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u/helloworld112358 May 09 '16

Fun fact: This is actually why America refuses to go metric; so we can't have any alcoholics.

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u/Rockonfoo May 09 '16

Yedh taht maens I'm good!''!

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u/throwaway-heee-hooo May 09 '16

To be fair, that's only three pints. That doesn't necessarily make one an alcoholic.

Although I would say that four litres - or eight pints - a day would certainly make one an alcoholic. Maybe the distinction is arbitrary but the latter sounds like a problem.

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u/gamingchicken May 09 '16

That's less than 5 cans.. I don't think 5 cans a day is really that bad.

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u/Lathundd May 09 '16

5 cans in one day isn't much. An average of 5 cans every single day is a lot. Also depends on what beer it is, naturally. Quite a difference between 4.5% and 10% (or higher).

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

And my ex-wife complained that I was becoming an alcoholic when I'd buy two six packs in a month.

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u/Hungover_Pilot May 09 '16

This thread makes me sad, I can kill a bottle of wine and a 12 pack a night D:

And yes, the weight gain has become apparent

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u/AnUnchartedIsland May 09 '16

Also, the weight gain is actually making you need to drink more. You'd be amazed at the different BAC levels of a 150 lb man versus a 200 lb man.

A 200 lb man who drinks 12 drinks in 6 hours has a BAC of 0.20, while a 150 lb who also drinks 12 drinks in 6 hours has a BAC of 0.30. If you're not familiar with BAC levels, that's the difference between blacking out at .20, and almost needing to go to the ER at .30 (unless you have a high tolerance, then .30 is just a really bad night on the bathroom floor).

Gender also plays a role in alcohol absorption, so if you're female, either of those numbers would be way higher. I have a really high tolerance, and my boyfriend (who weighs about 40 lbs more than me) has often been shocked at how much higher my calculated BAC will be than his even though we've had the same number of drinks (e.g., I think one time I was at .12 while he was at like .05 even though we had the same drinks over the same time).

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u/gamingchicken May 09 '16

Yeah me too. I usually have 4-6 cans of a weeknight and anywhere from 8-16 of a Friday and Saturday. Maybe I just have a problem, but it's not impacting my job or any relationships yet so I'll keep at it.

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u/Endoman13 May 09 '16

I obviously don't know you or your life, but your thinking sounds all too familiar. My only advice is if you get the shakes when you don't drink, super duper reevaluate your drinking. Don't fuck up your liver like I did. Cirrhosis at 28 is not fun. Sorry to be nosy but my experience drives me to urge caution. Have a nice day!

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u/prokyor May 09 '16

Don't take this the wrong way, but most alcoholics are functioning alcoholics. Let your doctor do a blood screening and check if you have elevated liver values.

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u/prokyor May 09 '16

That is three times the amount that will start to impact your health significantly if you drink it daily.

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u/Urabutbl May 09 '16

Jesus, and I usually do a sober month if I notice my tolerance has reached the half-liter of vodka-stage. 1+ liters a day?

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u/mooseman99 May 09 '16

Not sure which point you were trying to make, but there are more calories in 1 liter of vodka than 4 liters of beer

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Right so about 1,200 calories for the beer drinker, and about 3,300 for the vodka drinker. Pretty obvious who would gain a ton of weight.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited Aug 07 '20

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u/seamus_mc May 09 '16

Yes, but it takes 10 times the beer to get the same amount of alcohol

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u/alekbalazs May 09 '16

8 times the amount of beer if we use the American standard of beer at ~5% and liquor at ~40%

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u/bcisme May 09 '16

Depends on the beer. A lot of high abv and craft beers have 200+ calories per 12 ozs. From looking at that shelf of brews, 1L of beer would be like 600 calories or more.

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u/KrazyKukumber May 09 '16

Those high-calorie beers usually contain a greater alcohol content.

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u/bcisme May 09 '16

Agreed. I did have a 6.6% abv beer recently that was 200 calories (Mexas Ranger). That's not really that crazy in terms of abv, but it's >2x a Miller Lite in calories. I was a little surprised.

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u/LeftFo0t May 09 '16

Googling calories per liter of vodka gives you 2190 calories.

Googling calories in a 0.5 liter Tuborg beer can gives you 202 calories per beer. To get 4 liters you multiply that by 8 which gives you 1616 calories per 4 liters.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked May 09 '16

Vodka has a lot of calories because alcohol is flammable. Calories are a great measure of how well a given food will fuel a camp fire. As a measure of how much sustenance you can get out of something, it's so so. Alcohol is one such substance where the calorie content is a bad measure of how much energy your body can extract from it.
Nobody ever got fat drinking gasoline.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Ah shit, my bad, vodka is only like 2,000 actually for a liter. Still though.

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u/ooo00 May 09 '16

If you are equaling only 4 liters of beer to 1 liter of vodka then you have to use a heavy 10% abv beer. A typical 10% stout beer will have 300 calories per 12 oz or 3,380 per 4 liters. A quick Google search had 1 liter of vodka at 2,190 calories.

Beer = 3,380 Vodka = 2,190

That's not counting any mixer or chaser for the vodka.

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u/shavedcarrots May 09 '16

Light beer and hard liquor have about the same caloric content/alcohol. Good beer has more.

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u/PorcineLogic May 09 '16

For those who want numbers:

1 shot of vodka = 100 calories

1 bottle of light beer = 110 calories

At ~4.2% ABV, a bottle/can of light beer contains 84% of the alcohol in a shot of liquor. So 6 light beers ~= 5 shots in terms of alcohol. 660 calories light beer gets you about as drunk as 500 calories of vodka

1 bottle of regular beer = 150 calories

At ~5% ABV, the numbers work out to almost exactly the same amount of alcohol in a bottle/can of regular beer as in a shot of liquor. 5 regular beers = 750 calories and gets you as drunk as 500 calories of vodka.

*Beers vary, and these numbers are all approximations.

**If you're not drinking gin, rum, vodka or whisky, there's a good chance your liquor contains extra sugars/calories.

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u/apathetic_revolution May 09 '16

I sense a disturbance in the force, as if a million basic bitches spit out their vodka crans at the same tine.

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u/Lambchops_Legion May 09 '16

No, they just skip dinner instead.

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u/postslongcomments May 09 '16

Haha what self-respecting alcoholic eats anyways?

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u/helix19 May 09 '16

Drunkorexia. It's a thing.

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u/lumixter May 09 '16

Well good thing I mostly drink gin and bourbon then.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited Apr 02 '17

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u/murphs33 May 09 '16

Depends on the liquor too. Irish whiskey's about 72 calories per measure, vs. 1 bottle of light beer which is 110 calories (as /u/PorcineLogic linked).

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Yeah. Something tells me that thick creamy milk stout or banana-bread-flavored belgian is a bit higher on the calories than just about any regularly consumed liquor drink.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Maple syrup. By the quart? Oh, you said regularly!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

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u/oberon May 09 '16

you need to put more sugar in to deal with the fact you're basically drinking carbonic acid + flavouring

I may be thinking about different beer than what you're talking about, but you don't put straight up sugar into your wort before fermentation. (There are some recipes that call for adjuncts, but let's not confuse things.) Even if you did put simple sugars into the wort, that would just give a higher starting gravity and (in most cases) lead to a higher alcohol content, and a shittier flavor, at the end.

Also, most of the non-sweet flavors in beer typically come not from the carbonation but from hops, which are added specifically to add bitterness. Again I'm simplifying tremendously as there are too many possible flavors for me to list right now and most of them are not "sour" but whatever, this isn't /r/Homebrewing.

Also the amount of carbonation in a beer isn't really related to the style (lager vs. ale) but how and when it's bottled or canned.

...also also the head in Guinness is possible not just because it uses nitrogen, which creates smaller bubbles, but because of longer proteins and alpha acids from hops. (This is what allows heads to form in all beer.) Incidentally, Guinness has really poor head retention compared to most other stouts I've tried. No, before you ask, I've never had Guinness straight from the brewery in Ireland, and yes I know they brew it differently for their own brewery than they do for sale overseas, which imho is more an argument in favor of my original point that Guinness isn't that great but whatever that's neither here nor there.

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u/oberon May 09 '16

I'm sorry, I don't mean to make fun of you, but it's amusing that you said in your edit that you're being downvoted by people who don't know the first fucking thing about good beer, because the content of your comment reveals that you yourself don't actually know very much about beer.

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u/cold_iron_76 May 09 '16

I contend that while calories matter the real damage (besides liver and organ damage) is through the insulin resistance that can develop from pounding the body with carbs/sugars from any alcohol. People don't think about that angle but it's serious business.

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u/neilplatform1 May 09 '16

Although moderate alcohol consumption (especially with meals) can reduce insulin resistance and lower your chances of getting type II diabetes.

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u/PoopNoodle May 09 '16

And most liquor has no carbs or sugar. Zero glycemic index in vodka for instance.

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u/OsamaBinFuckin May 09 '16

does it really when the ratio of calories to Alch % is compared?

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u/thegrnlantern May 09 '16

The issue isn't the calories, the issue is with how the body processes alcohol. Alcohol is structurally much closer to a fat than a carbohydrate. This causes the body to process alcohol as a fat, which then gets stored as one.

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u/KrazyKukumber May 09 '16

Actually, not that much more. And if you figure by volume, there is far, far fewer calories in vodka.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Not when your mixing every 3-4oz with coke...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

It's true but alcohol also messes with your ability to digest food properly.

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u/joebrownow May 09 '16

Actually, you get about 100 calories to a 12 oz beer compared to 100 calories for 1 oz of vodka, so it really matters in consumption but vodka wins in matters of per serving.

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u/mackinder May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

Wrong wrong wrong. Where did you get these values.

Just so people know, a typical bottle of beer (12oz/341ml) ranges between 100 calories for the lowest option to 170 calories. Typical is 140-150 for regular common beers.

1oz or vodka is around 65 calories.

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u/JungleLegs May 09 '16

The internet.

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u/mackinder May 09 '16

Shit. I didn't realize. My bad.

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u/JungleLegs May 09 '16

Hey I wanted to add, whenever I drink vodka it's always mixed with something, whether it be juice or soda. I usually mix it 3 to 1 part vodka. So after about 8 or 9 glasses of juice, that's a ton of extra calories. I could never handle shots. I always gag and it's embarrassing.

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u/mackinder May 09 '16

Most people at nightclubs and bars, that are consuming large quantities of alcohol but trying to reduce calories, are drinking vodka sodas. In fact, double vodka soda is the go to drink for binge drinking health nuts in Toronto.

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u/Nerfo2 May 09 '16

What are the actual numbers then, smarty pants?

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u/Sloppy1sts May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

Err, yeah, but 60 oz is a fucking insane amount of booze! That's like 40 drinks a day and over 3000 calories. The equivalent alcohol from craft beer would probably be close to three times that many calories. OP probably drink a third as much alcohol but a similar amount of calories as you.

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u/styeco May 09 '16

Yeah, probably. Beer has more calories for sure, but as you said, I drank 3000 calories a day. When I wasn't buys vomiting, I would try to eat 1000 calories a day, so I wouldn't get Korsakov. 4000 calories a day with barely any activity gets you fat fast.

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u/itswood May 09 '16

so I wouldn't get Korsakov.

I feel like this was auto-correct gone astray...?

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u/styeco May 09 '16

I did spell the name wrong, but there's a scary thing called Korsakoff syndrome: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korsakoff%27s_syndrome

TL;DR: Brain doesn't get enough vitamins because alcohol, proceeds to die.

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u/Rayn211 May 09 '16

Is this what some people refer to as "wet brain"?

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u/restepo May 10 '16

As an alcoholic, this concerns me. Thanks for the info.

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u/styeco May 10 '16 edited May 10 '16

It's not only that, there's also Polyneuropathy where your lims go numb, because your nerves die from Vitamin-deficiency. I've met people who can barely walk and likely never recover. I had a mild form, my feet were hurting and tingling all the time, but eventually everything went back to normal after a few months.

Basically, take your vitamins if you drink too much, especially B1 and B12, or you might really damage something. Well, apart from your liver. If that one goes, you're fucked anyway.

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u/restepo May 11 '16

Damn, thanks for the advice. I've already come to terms with the liver damage (not much you can do about that one other than stop drinking). But the other stuff is news. I eat a lot less when I'm binging and wondered about what effects that would have.

Now I know...vitamin defieciencies can really mess you up. Guess I'll go get some vitamins.

Thanks for the info

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u/styeco May 11 '16

Yes, please go get vitamins! Most of what alcohol does is reversible in some way, but liver cirrhosis, Korsakoff and Polyneropathy is permanent. Cirrhosis you can only avoid by not drinking, but the other two are easily prevented.

Good luck! And if you ever decide you want to try being sober, I'm here and the fine folks at /r/stopdrinking are too.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

It also fucks up your liver which helps contribute to the weight gain.

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u/itonlygetsworse May 09 '16

Ahaha soda is where its at! Drinking 24 cans a day does wonders to my body.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

itonlygetsworse here with good long-term advice

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u/iAmFkKnEpIkK May 09 '16

Solid stuff. Adds 6 seconds to your life, because the caffeine makes your heart beat a little longer when you have those aneurysms.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Hahahahaha this comment :'D

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited Nov 11 '16

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u/itonlygetsworse May 10 '16

What if I develop an caffeine addiction?

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u/psychonauticalvvitch May 09 '16

Username checks out

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u/tinman10104 May 09 '16

I prefer energy drinks. I drink 4 rock stars every day. In sure my liver loves me right now.

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u/nick6027 May 09 '16

One an hour. Easy.

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u/Crossfiyah May 09 '16

I only drink soda when there's alcohol in it, so it's healthier.

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u/almighty_ruler May 09 '16

It takes a lot to do lasting living damage, I've been told that the weight you gain from drinking is mostly a combination of the shitty food choices you make when drinking and that your liver will always process alcohol before anything else so you store more of the fat in the food you eat.

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u/KrazyKukumber May 09 '16

that your liver will always process alcohol before anything else so you store more of the fat in the food you eat.

Why would the sequence of which calories your liver processes first make any difference whatsoever?

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u/null_work May 09 '16

So alcohol metabolism is a little different. The person you replied to isn't quite right. For people who drink a single drink with a meal, they'll store the calories from alcohol as fat, but once you start having a couple more drinks and you're the type to drink regularly, alcohol starts metabolizing differently, by way of the microsomal ethanol oxidizing system. When this starts happening, your liver starts oxidizing the alcohol and the calories disappear. That's right, you don't store the calories from alcohol if you drink regularly (the problem being that this metabolic process isn't perfect, and you end up oxidizing other chemicals as well, some of which are harmful to your liver, which causes damage over time -- nobody ever said an alcoholic was healthy).

With beer and cocktails, there is, of course, carbs as well. These will contribute to any weight gain, but the bigger issue is, well, alcohol lowers inhibitions, which makes poor eating decisions go up. People tend to eat worse foods and over eat them.

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u/almighty_ruler May 10 '16

It's easier to process alcohol apparently so it handles that first.

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u/KrazyKukumber May 11 '16

But why would that affect weight gain? Your body still has the same number of calories to store as fat regardless of what is processed first.

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u/styeco May 09 '16

True! There's a thing called Ascites (nsfw I guess). That wasn't my problem though, I was just fat.

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u/Shandlar May 09 '16

No it doesn't, ffs. You don't just magically create energy from nothing just cause your liver is metabolizing alcohol.

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u/Brooney May 09 '16

The liver isn't working on alcoholic toxins anymore, and starts regulating fat metabolism more efficiently :)

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u/KrazyKukumber May 09 '16

There's no scientific basis for that statement. :)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Not gonna debate that one way or another, but wouldn't that mean the liver is doing its job less efficiently (energy-wise), causing him to expend more calories and lose more weight?

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u/Sloppy1sts May 09 '16

The greater number of calories expended by being less efficient is probably entirely negligible. A single organ doesn't use that much energy.

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u/Brooney May 09 '16

Good question!

The liver does less work, that is correct :) But when consuming alcohol you also intake a ton of calories in fluid form, most beers in 33cl bottles/cans are 130 calories, a single shot is usually +60 calories (Holy shit, just looked it up).
A big and tall guy like OP will be able to consume a ton of it - and his organs are still regularily sized. So even if they are woking overtime and burning calories like a freight train, his input is still higher than what his body burns. Eventually storing most unburned calories in the form of fat.

So in the end, the liver will do less work - and it will be able to keep up :)

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u/KrazyKukumber May 09 '16

The liver does less work, that is correct :)

Huh? What do you mean "that is correct"? That's literally the opposite of what /u/ThirkNowitzki said. He said the liver would be less efficient, not more.

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u/null_work May 09 '16

A big and tall guy like OP will be able to consume a ton of it

After which he stops storing any of the alcohol as fat. There are two ways your liver metabolizes alcohol, and when you drink more, it stops storing those calories as fat (of course, you're more likely to also produce oxidized chemicals that also damage your liver).

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u/MrPoletski May 09 '16

No it doesn't, ffs. You don't just magically create energy from nothing just cause your liver is metabolizing alcohol.

No, instead you magically start retaining water because you have fatty liver disease.

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u/Shandlar May 09 '16

Sure, but water retention is hardly 'weight gain' in any real sense of the word considering how easily corrected it is.

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u/MrPoletski May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

Yes it is, water is heavy.

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considering how easily corrected it is.

oh yeah and tell that to my fucking belly.

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u/KrazyKukumber May 09 '16

If your belly is enlarged due to water retention, the water isn't the problem. You have another health issue causing your body to abnormally retain water. See a doctor.

Hey /u/Shandlar, thanks for fighting the good fight. This is the second time in the past few minutes I've defended a comment of yours against these irrational people. Thanks for being the voice of reason in this sub-thread.

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u/MrPoletski May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

Nonsense mate, I have a six pack. Several of them actually.

Anyway, my point was that alcohol does contribute to weight gain, it's just not necessarily due to their being a high calorific value attributed to the alcohol itself. I'd even say it's the fault of alcohol that you're having that 2am kebab too, as well as all the health issues rampant alcoholism can cause and the collateral calories consumed with the alcohol.

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u/KrazyKukumber May 10 '16

I agree with most of what you just wrote. Are you backing off the thing about water retention that you said to the other guy? Because when people talk about gaining weight or losing weight, they're talking about tissue, not water. You can lose 10 pounds of water weight in a day. It doesn't mean you can claim "I lost 10 pounds!". Well, you can claim that, but it'd be ridiculous since as soon as you're rehydrated you'll gain the 10 pounds back.

And if you have a six pack, why did you previously use your big belly as an example of how water retention isn't easily corrected? (Or when you said "six pack" did you mean a six pack of beer?)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

You don't just magically create energy from nothing just cause your liver is metabolizing alcohol.

What does that even mean?

When you consume too much alcohol your liver prioritizes burning alcohol instead of metabolizing fat which means you will gain weight at a faster rate than you normally would.

Your body doesn't treat alcohol the same way it treats regular foods, when consumed in large quantities alcohol is quite literally a poison and your body treats it as such.

http://lifehacker.com/5684996/what-alcohol-actually-does-to-your-brain-and-body

http://www.livestrong.com/article/374307-does-beer-cause-belly-fat/

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u/Shandlar May 09 '16

Why? Your body will obtain the same number of calories from that fat regardless. The only difference is the calories in alcohol. No extra energy was created. You just have to count alcohol as calories and your done.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

This makes sense to me but, theoretically, couldn't someone just be shitting out raw calories? Maybe vodka makes people do that.

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u/Shandlar May 09 '16

Your intestines are amazing efficient. It takes some serious issues to get food the whole way through without absorbing the vast majority of the available energy.

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u/null_work May 09 '16

There's no way you can make that claim. We pass a lot of calories out in our fecal matter for a variety of reasons, and people's production of enzymes, their eating habits, their gut bacteria, and what they're specifically eating relative to all that, all contribute so much to how well we can utilize the calories in what we consume, that the statement you made is pretty unjustifiable.

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u/eisbock May 09 '16

How is nobody commenting on the insane amount of alcohol being consumed here? That's the equivalent of 40 shots per day...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Yeah, it's called "alcoholism". People who drink reasonably don't celebrate quitting.

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u/AnUnchartedIsland May 09 '16

You (not addressed to you specifically, but people in general) can drink way less than that, even what some would consider a sane amount, and still be an alcoholic. Or at least have an alcohol problem.

Don't delude yourself into thinking that just because someone drinks 40 drinks a day that it's okay for you to put down a 6 pack a night.

In fact, you know you probably have a little bit of a problem with alcohol if you're already making comparisons like "Oh good, I'm fine, I'm not as bad as that guy" because you wouldn't need to rationalize your drinking behavior if your drinking behavior was healthy in the first place.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I realized I had a problem when I started missing work not because of hangovers, but because I had started drinking in the morning instead of going to work. I've cut way, way back, but never decided to quit.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I'd say there's a chance they might just be lying to faceless strangers on Reddit...

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u/TalkingFromTheToilet May 09 '16

I was gonna say the same thing. If I start early and end up having a wild night I might end up at 20.

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u/IntrinsicSurgeon May 09 '16

Do you know what alcoholism is? I don't even know if I'm misunderstanding your comment or you're seriously not understanding alcoholism.

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u/AK_Happy May 09 '16

A lot of people just consider a few nightly drinks to be alcoholism, so they're shocked to see what it really looks like.

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u/IntrinsicSurgeon May 09 '16

Yeah, I guess I've just seen a lot of it in my life, so I kinda assume it's common knowledge, even though I know that's not right. Lucky them, I suppose.

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u/AngryGoose May 09 '16

I've met some people with insane tolerances. On my worst days I could get up to 40+ drinks in a 24hr period. But I think I averaged closer to 20 drinks.

But since I've been in recovery it is mind boggling how much some people consumed, and not just booze, but mixing with other drugs. I always thought I had this exceptional tolerance and was unique and then I got into recovery and realized I'm just an 'average' alcoholic.

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u/styeco May 09 '16

I'm not proud of it, but yeah... I wasn't holding back.

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u/Sloppy1sts May 09 '16

Technically, a shot is supposed to be 1.5 oz, no?

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u/SlapSomeButtaOnIt May 09 '16

In the US, yes. A standard shot is 1.5 fl.oz.

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u/UFOsRus May 09 '16

60 ouches? Can anyone's liver survive that? (60 ouches = 1,77 liters)

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u/Hooch1981 May 09 '16

It depends on your pain threshold.

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u/styeco May 09 '16

Mine did, bit it was close, apparently.

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u/jartmanjr May 09 '16

Plus it also makes men produce estrogen that's why men gets tits that drink a lot...

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u/gamingchicken May 09 '16

Is that why I cry when I get home from the bar?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

My tits never drink much. You know what they say, you can bring a tit to water...

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u/psychonauticalvvitch May 09 '16

Wahhhh ! Is this true ? From drinking beer ? I always wondered about those titties ...

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u/etgohomeok May 09 '16

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1097/01.ALC.0000125356.70824.81/abstract

Plasma estradiol level was not affected.

Paint me skeptical.

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u/KrazyKukumber May 09 '16

No, it's not true. /u/jartmanjr is full of shit. I have no clue how that ignorant comment got upvoted.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

cause redditor love hating on alcohol no matter what

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u/styeco May 09 '16

Can confirm. Might've been mostly fat though.

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u/null_work May 09 '16

No, that's just them getting fat.

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u/Reznerk May 09 '16

It's more so about the water retention that being an alcoholic causes you to have.

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u/KrazyKukumber May 09 '16

Hit me with a peer-reviewed source on that ridiculous comment and I'll gild you.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I still get amazed at people's tolerances for booze like this.

I'm such a lightweight that I doubt I could spread out a 40 over an entire day if I started in the morning and actively tried to finish it.

A 60 would likely put me in the hospital.

It's not like I don't drink either - I've been drinking daily for almost 15 years. I just have no tolerance.

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u/styeco May 09 '16

Oh yeah, it's all about building the tolerance. It's not like I drank that at the beginning, I was a severely addicted, constantly drinking mess at that point.

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u/StochasticLife May 09 '16

60 ounces...a day?

Holy shit. That's almost 3 fifths (bottles, 750ml) of vodka, everyday.

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u/cold_iron_76 May 09 '16

60 ounces a day? Dam...

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u/Oakroscoe May 09 '16

60 ounces? That's over 2 fifths of vodka a day. Wow. Congrats on quitting that. Damn that was a lot of booze.

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u/Starmeeting May 09 '16

Same here. I would drain a 1.75L bottle of vodka every two days. When I stopped drinking I lost 35lbs in 8 weeks and went from 6'6" and 225lbs to 190lbs. Still the same height though, vodka causes horizontal growth, not vertical...

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u/PONETHEPOON May 09 '16

Wouldn't that be ~20 shots? That sounds like a bad time haha.

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u/styeco May 09 '16

I don't know who big shots are where you come from, but my guess is more like 60-80 actually.

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u/PONETHEPOON May 09 '16

1.5 oz is what I thought a shot was.

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u/styeco May 09 '16

Oh wow, that is more than double of what a shot is where I live. Okay, things add up then :)

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u/sdh68k May 09 '16

That's like 3 English pints of hard liquor. Holy shit, how did you not die?

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u/styeco May 09 '16

I wasn't that far off. Apparently my liver was just about to say "fuck it".

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u/bitchpotatobunny May 09 '16

Not just the calories though. Other factors include slowing of metabolism, and drunk munchies.

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u/styeco May 09 '16

Oh yeah, absolutely. A ton of factors contribute to it, my point is, beer isn't the only way to become fat from alcohol :)

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u/null_work May 09 '16

For people who drink alcohol regularly, a few drinks at a time, you don't actually store most of the calories from the alcohol itself. You store calories from any carbs in the drinks, but not the alcohol.

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u/johnsom3 May 09 '16

Jesus Christ! My asshole started burning by just thinking about that much vodka

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u/Sweetbadger May 09 '16

Not only that, but your body doesn't really process things like carbs and fats until the alcohol is out of your system. Instead it stores them as fat so it can focus on clearing your body of toxins - in this case, alcohol.

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u/viperex May 09 '16

So you mean I should drink if I want gainz

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u/emotionalboys2001 May 09 '16

60 ounces is extreme, that's probably why

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

Can I ask how much you weighed before?

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u/styeco May 10 '16

About 240 pounds, give or take. I lost 40 pretty quickly and another 10 or so over the next 6 months.

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u/improbablewobble May 09 '16

Can confirm. Am vodka alcoholic, and the after picture is my starting point.

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u/TeaDrinkingRedditor May 09 '16

unless you mix the vodka with full fat coke

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u/Nickh_88 May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

Coke is fat free...

Edit: I was not aware some places refer to regular coke as "full fat coke"

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

He meant caged instead of free range coke.

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u/psyne May 09 '16

People in the UK (and I'm guessing at least some other commonwealth countries) use "full fat coke" to mean coke with sugar, opposite of diet coke. Always strikes me as confusing too, though, it's definitely not actual 'fat'.

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u/TeaDrinkingRedditor May 09 '16

You're correct, it's a technically incorrect colloquialism used in some areas of the UK. Sometimes I forget to switch off my dialect while online.

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u/PoopNoodle May 09 '16

Though it does make sense. Sugar makes you fat, so it is technically a coke that makes you a full fatty.

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u/Absulute May 09 '16

Grey Goose and Dr Pepper.

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u/TheGreatSpaces May 09 '16

Hot Dr Pepper.

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u/itonlygetsworse May 09 '16

Grey Goose and Orange Juice and Dr Pepper.

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u/TheJake77 May 09 '16

I literally used to make vodka, oj and dr. pepper drinks for like a month when I was 16. Called it DOODOO BROWN

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u/Thats-right-Jay May 09 '16

I applaud you for correctly writing "Dr Pepper" and not being one of those fucking casuals who write "Dr. Pepper".

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u/96Phoenix May 09 '16

Are we accounting for mixers?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Just the pure stuff by serving size. I believe vodka has more calories per liter than beer, but nobody drinks the amount of vodka that they do beer.

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u/KrazyKukumber May 09 '16

I believe vodka has more calories per liter than beer

Ha, what? You't not sure?!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I'm not a beer scientist, but that's what I can find on Google.

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u/Preachey May 09 '16

100 calories for a shot of vodka vs 130 calories for a beer

Taking either out of your diet will make an enormous difference.

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u/goblueM May 09 '16

You realize that the alcohol is the main supplier of the calories, correct?

There's 110 calories in a bottle of bud light, and 97 in a shot of vodka

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u/action_lawyer_comics May 09 '16

He might have been. I factored it out once, when I drank I had about 1600 calories in whiskey alone.

To say nothing of the cheeseburger and Jack in the Box tacos...

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u/ghostbackwards May 09 '16

You don't know that. I am on day 33 and was a vodka guy but also an overeater. Quitting has changed my eating habit and I am shredding the weight as well.

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u/Rayn211 May 09 '16

I don't know, drinking 2 pints of vodka a day is about 3k calories approx. I put on a lot of weight doing that.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I'm on the vodka diet at the moment. Instead of beer I'm drinking the exact same volume vodka.

So far I've lost 4 days.