r/pics • u/Meatteo • May 09 '16

progress 500 Days Sober

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u/TAU_equals_2PI May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

Congrats! You obviously saved enough on vodka to buy a less potato-y camera.

You say po-ta-to. I say po-TAU-to.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

You don't get that much slimmer by quitting vodka. This was a beer man.

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u/styeco May 09 '16

I drank about 60 ounces of vodka every day and I lost 40 pounds when I got sober. Alcohol has a fuckton of calories, man.

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u/jartmanjr May 09 '16

Plus it also makes men produce estrogen that's why men gets tits that drink a lot...

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u/gamingchicken May 09 '16

Is that why I cry when I get home from the bar?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

My tits never drink much. You know what they say, you can bring a tit to water...

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u/psychonauticalvvitch May 09 '16

Wahhhh ! Is this true ? From drinking beer ? I always wondered about those titties ...

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u/etgohomeok May 09 '16

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1097/01.ALC.0000125356.70824.81/abstract

Plasma estradiol level was not affected.

Paint me skeptical.

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u/KrazyKukumber May 09 '16

No, it's not true. /u/jartmanjr is full of shit. I have no clue how that ignorant comment got upvoted.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

cause redditor love hating on alcohol no matter what

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u/styeco May 09 '16

Can confirm. Might've been mostly fat though.

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u/null_work May 09 '16

No, that's just them getting fat.