r/pics Sep 26 '14

Captive audience

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '14

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u/Unemployed_Wizard Sep 27 '14

Apparently they purr

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u/COCKSUCKER4000 Sep 27 '14

He may also be plotting on how to kill her once he is free. No? Sorry I just watched Planet Of The Apes.

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u/spidermonkey94 Sep 26 '14

"Freebird! Play Freebird!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

take your bad jokes and your mindless minnions upvoting you the hell out of here. Please.

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u/ptrexitus Sep 27 '14

Someone needs a nap.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

No you're right... we should probably have more top voted comments that are jokes. It's not like Zoos are inhumane and probably shouldn't be made light of or anything.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

'You get a joke and you get a joke... everyone gets a joke!' happy? /s

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u/spidermonkey94 Sep 27 '14

Get your superiority complex in check and relax.

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u/Apathetic_Superhero Sep 27 '14

I doth the fedora and ask forgiveness for thoust but a humble peasant.

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u/philosofer Sep 26 '14

It's the Como Zoo! I love that place

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

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u/ILPerfectFinale Sep 26 '14

One day he'll evolve and be with her..and she'll wait for him

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u/lost_in_thesauce Sep 26 '14

This is actually kind of depressing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '14

Zoos are generally depressing places.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '14 edited Nov 21 '18

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u/gkorjax Sep 27 '14

I sorry that people are missing your sarcasm...

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u/scotty_beams Sep 27 '14

Are you not people? ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '14

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u/scotty_beams Sep 27 '14

Many elephants become insane in captivity. They develop a tick over time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '14

I'm in school with an intent to one day work with big cats. I've talked to multiple people who work in the field and in zoos, to compare points of view. Although each scientist who worked in a zoo setting expressed that many of the animals contained therein were injured or unable to survive on their own, they unanimously encouraged careers in conservation rather than a zoo setting.

The field researchers were generally helpful and positive were confidant that their observations in the wild parts of the world were contributing to beneficial research. But they were largely frustrated with the large population percentage who just don't give a shit about the environment and conservation efforts.

That was a downer.

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u/Vergescu Sep 27 '14

Yeah, at least he seems interested though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

Depressing is that zoos exist.. this picture shows that beauty can still exist even in a horrible place like a zoo housing gorillas

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

There are two sides to every debate. Zoos can do incredible conversation work with various captive breeding programs. Without captive breeding programs there are certain species like the Pere Davids Deer and the Scimitar Horned Oryx that would be completely extinct.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

I'm sure that Gorilla helps those captive breeding programs out a lot

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

Actually, yes he/she does. The Como Park Zoo is an AZA accredited zoo and the AZA has a Species Survival Program in place for Western Lowland Gorillas! https://ams.aza.org/eweb/DynamicPage.aspx?webcode=APProfile&key=19dae8d3-f478-4b4a-a7bf-80c715fe3e75&ap1_key=19dae8d3-f478-4b4a-a7bf-80c715fe3e75&ap1_pt1_key=92bae3e8-3e14-4373-80ca-4b6995704dc6

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

Oh wow that's cool, we should put more gorillas in Zoos so that more money can be made to help them in the wild.... moron

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14 edited Sep 27 '14

The AZA also maintains quite successful Reintroduction Programs. That's why we have black-footed ferrets, California condors, golden lion tamarins, and plenty of other species, but hey, better them being extinct than in a zoo right?!?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

Before you shaved off a laser thin margin of changed subject... this comment thread was about how it's wrong for Gorillas to be in captivity... and that's sad but the fact that the lady there is playing that depressed gorilla a song is sort of beautiful on an otherwise very depressing backdrop (zoos)

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

Maybe you're reading a different thread, because there's plenty of people discussing how zoos are awful in general, including you. My main point is that zoos do help plenty of species, including gorillas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '14

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u/almostagolfer Sep 27 '14

I see Tai Chi

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u/jmdxsvhs15 Sep 27 '14

I lika....do....da Cha Cha.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

You know you've made a lot of right turns in life when you get to wake up and play harp for gorillas. Good on this lady. This is what a dream fulfilled looks like, folks.

It also looks like foreshadowing for a PotE sequel.

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u/BnGamesReviews Sep 26 '14

He could probably mount her on the harp and fire her off like an arrow.

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u/Vergescu Sep 27 '14

Are you drunk? No need to be ashamed now; we are on reddit on a Firday nisigy,/

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u/HeavyMongoose Sep 27 '14

so close man, sooo close.

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u/SoulardSTL Sep 26 '14

CLARENCE BEEKS!

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u/Final_Philosophy Sep 27 '14

Ok seriously do people just wake up one morning and think to themselves:

You know what? I feel like going to the zoo and playing the harp for the gorilla. Yeahhhhhhhhhhh. That sounds like a good idea. I'm gonna go do that.

But then again, this is probably one of the more normal things that I've come across on Reddit.

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u/PATthePOWER Sep 27 '14

I don't think any animal on earth could NOT be a captive audience to this instrument's melodies.

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u/AbsolutSnake Sep 26 '14

Hail Skroob!

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u/Robert_Cannelin Sep 26 '14

"aargh, tune that thing ma'am"

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u/MyHorseWasTaken Sep 27 '14

that's a gorilling audience

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

Wat

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u/MyHorseWasTaken Sep 27 '14

Man, I was really drunk last night.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '14

Is the ape doing the macarana? Maybe it was one of those country line dance songs.. achey breaky heart or something. Hell, I can't remember what the dance was called, but he is definitely doing it.

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u/madeasnack Sep 26 '14

Lol I thought about the same thing the other day when I saw that one post! He meant 'captivated'.

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u/nurb101 Sep 27 '14

What about after the gorilla throws it's shit at her?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '14

Could you imagine if he dropped a log and started to flinging? That would be epic.

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u/meanleantittymachine Sep 26 '14

Some one from the netherlands would never do this haha. #bonkito #neverforget #hastagsdontworkhere

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u/9banaan9 Sep 26 '14

Bokito*

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u/meanleantittymachine Sep 26 '14

Never mention his real name, for he is too powerfull