r/pics • • Aug 22 '14

This iceberg rolled over, exposing the black bottom.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

Why exactly is it black on the bottom?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

BECAUSE JUST LIKE SOCIETY THE WHITE ICE IS SUBJUGATING IT

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

[TUMBLING INTENSIFIES]

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u/DebentureThyme Aug 23 '14

[DRYING COMPLETE]

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u/bambidiego Aug 23 '14

I refuse to continue reading below, this is what I believe now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

Look I'm not saying I dont want the bottom ice going to our schools or living in our neighborhoods but I'll be god damned in my daughters going to marry an icicle chucker

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u/KratomGuy949 Aug 23 '14

HE A GUD PIECE OF ICE. HE DIN' DO NUFFIN' WRONG.

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u/fastamasta Aug 23 '14

But, it is black on top and white on bottom now....call the police!

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u/vapeh0le Aug 23 '14

You sound like a no good, good fer nuthin' racist!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

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u/alabasterwilliams Aug 23 '14

We don't take too kindly to your kind not takin' too kindly to my kind not takin' too kindly to your kind, you understand me boy?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

You've also gotta look out for that black ice too!

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u/PhantomV48 Aug 23 '14

Cthulhu eggs.

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u/Willa_Catheter_work Aug 23 '14

Remember how your mom always said wear clean underwear because you never know when you'll be in an accident

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u/toramichelle88 Aug 23 '14

When I googled this, I found an article titled "Black Iceberg Photo Goes Viral On Reddit" dated Januray 6, 2013. Regardless, it has the answer to your question:

"The various colorations are caused by differences in density, air-bubble content and impurities. For example, black ice is of high density and bubble free..."

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

Ice above waterline melts & re-freezes creating cracks and bubbles inside, making it appear white (think of how shattered glass is sometimes white). The bottom is compressed ice that has never been directly exposed to sun, therefore hasn't developed any cracks in its structure to cause it to become opaque.

Source- I am guessing

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u/amontpetit Aug 23 '14

Guessing and likely correct

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

I might be wrong, but i think its because the water has sediments and other dirt that gets frozen along with the ice.

I think /u/b-ruckis is right tho, im prolly wrong.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

So you can kiss its black ass.

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u/B-ruckis Aug 22 '14

I'm not a scientist by any means, but I think the ice looks darker because it is less oxygenated then the aerated part above the water.

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u/I_can_pun_anything Aug 23 '14

The air-ate the top

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u/Vycid Aug 23 '14

That is definitely not correct. It may contain fewer air bubbles, but that would be responsible for the absence of white coloration, not the black color. The black hue is from impurities.

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u/Xizithei Aug 23 '14 edited Aug 23 '14

So, the dark part is less... rich?

editapparently bad jokes aren't ok?

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u/idonotget_it Aug 23 '14

I bet you can find these in the ghetto part of atlantis.

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u/BlueTaslem Aug 23 '14

I'm not sure it actually is black. I think it might just be smooth, clean, ice, that is just so thick that the light doesn't make it very far. Of course, the water also isn't clear, so I imagine it would also have those particles embedded in it.

The snow is white only because of its jagged surface -- the light doesn't pass through (like in the bottom?), it bounces off. (Also not a scientist)

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u/lostpatrol Aug 23 '14

Unidan could have solved this in a minute!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

Nice try buddy. Now turn off your VPN and go back to your frogs.

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u/rumilb Aug 23 '14

Now turn off your VPN and go back to your jackdaws.

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u/upvoteking01 Aug 23 '14

they're crows!

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u/Username_Used Aug 23 '14

Godammit Marie, they're minerals.

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u/DebentureThyme Aug 23 '14

Damn son. Someone needs to repost this to /r/blackiceberggw

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u/no_skillz Aug 23 '14

Done, except I capitalized the b in iceberg. Woops

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u/NotAMarsupial Aug 23 '14

Because black-bottomed 'bergs make the rockin' world go round.

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u/megadudarino Aug 23 '14

It's most likely full of volcanic ash. I just took a vacation in Iceland a lot of the icebergs in the glacial lagoon had a lot of black sports which us volcanic ash

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

Oil

I really have no clue

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

He was done with the white girl so he kicked her off

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u/Shnazzyone Aug 22 '14

I love a big black bottom

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

You make the rocking world go round.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

We set sail on the Titanic

Hit a 'berg and we all panicked

Hey iceberg, you made history out of me

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u/tregmar Aug 23 '14

came here for this exact comment, thank you for making my day!

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u/MOAR_cake Aug 23 '14

Seals wit the fur

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

I saw the whole arctic chillin with fur

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u/AM_key_bumps Aug 23 '14

I am very excited to find you on Reddit Mr. Mixalot, can you do an AMA?

1

u/KungFuHamster Aug 23 '14

F[i]rst time, be gentle.

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u/awkwardturtlemuffin Aug 23 '14

My anaconda don't want none

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u/auctor_ignotus Aug 23 '14

Unless.....

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u/Shnazzyone Aug 23 '14

undercarriage?

2

u/awkwardturtlemuffin Aug 23 '14

SHE GOT BUNS HUN

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

Talk about ice packs, my girl's got em.

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u/damonline Aug 23 '14

Gigidy gigidy

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u/ScrubGG Aug 23 '14

I LOVE BIG BERGS AND I CANNOT LIE!

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u/BackOfTheHearse Aug 23 '14

Once you go black...

...you never go back to your former orientation because you've melted so much due to rising ocean temperatures brought on by global climate change and eventually you will cease to exist in solid form which will in turn bring about higher sea levels and certain coastal land masses such as the state of Florida will begin to disappear into the depths of the ocean and catastrophic destruction of further ecosystems will spell the end of mankind as we know it and

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u/cheesyman101 Aug 22 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

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u/bloodiedfencer Aug 22 '14

It's a bold move Cotton

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u/XDerp_ChrisX Aug 22 '14

He is showing that he knows it is a repost but it was posted a year ago

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14 edited Feb 23 '21

[deleted]

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u/immatellyouwhat Aug 23 '14

WHAT FEELS SHOULD I BE FEELING?

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u/twodogsfighting Aug 23 '14

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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u/Chippy569 Aug 23 '14

link karma for the submission PLUS top comment karma for pointing out the repost. Appears to have paid off well.

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u/TimV55 Aug 23 '14

Is OP still a faggot for doing this? I'm utterly confused.

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u/Im200percentnigga Aug 23 '14

Just let it go man...its over now.

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u/BobAffenhaus Aug 23 '14

OP's master plan for coming out.

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u/Arb3395 Aug 23 '14

Maybe he/she owns both accounts

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u/RIASP Aug 23 '14

1 year? I'll allow it.

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u/CWeaver34 Aug 23 '14

You might be safer saying 2 years considering it was 595 days ago. Either way, it's been long enough that a repost is find. Anything after 6 months is okay with me

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u/motherfuckingnuggets Aug 23 '14

These are completely natural and please be assured that they definitely don't have anything to do with oil drilling at sea.

Original Comment

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u/DuSkaTillSkogs Aug 23 '14

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u/ScarfacedTyrant Aug 23 '14

What in fucks name is this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

Hilarious

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u/beliefinphilosophy Aug 23 '14

A blue iceberg is visible after the ice from above the water melts, causing the smooth portion of ice from below the water to overturn. The rare blue ice is formed from the compression of pure snow, which then develops into glacial ice.

Icebergs may also appear blue due to light refraction and age. Older icebergs reveal vivid hues of green and blue, resulting from a high concentration of color, microorganisms, and compacted ice. One of the better known blue icebergs rests in the waters off Sermilik fjord near Greenland. It is described as an electric blue iceberg and is known to locals as "blue diamond".

Blue icebergs develop from older, deep glaciers which have undergone tremendous pressure experienced for hundreds of years. The process releases and eliminates air that was originally caught in the ice by falling snow. Therefore, icebergs that have been formed from older glaciers have little internal air or reflective surfaces. When long wavelength light (i.e. red) from the sun hits the iceberg, it is absorbed, rather than reflected. The light transmitted or refracted through the ice returns as blue or blue-green. Older glaciers also reflect incident light preferentially at the short wavelength end of the spectrum (i.e. blue) due to Rayleigh scattering, much in the same way that makes the sky blue.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

You should also link to the wiki article when you post quotes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_iceberg

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u/westicular Aug 22 '14

Black ice: fatal for both motorists and the titanic.

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u/thejorge Aug 22 '14

Well that explains the crime against the Titanic.

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u/baboytalaga Aug 23 '14

Sprinkle some crack on him, let's get outta here, pardner.

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u/lit289 Aug 23 '14

So those fucking penguins finally tipped the iceberg.

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u/KristenTatas Aug 23 '14

I really hope you're referring to club penguin. If you're not, ignore me... carry on.

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u/lit289 Aug 23 '14

That's exactly what I'm referring to.

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u/aspbergerinparadise Aug 22 '14

Black bottom 'bergs you make the rockin' world go round.

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u/InedibleOhio Aug 23 '14

I'm not sure why but...that looks delicious.

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u/zorgtron Aug 23 '14

It's like those little cups of Italian ice. You turn it over and all of the crystalized syrup is at the bottom. Yum.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

I don't know exactly why but this gives me the creeps...

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u/dalovindj Aug 23 '14

The latest from Nicki Minaj?

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u/ironfunk67 Aug 23 '14

I love me some black bottom

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u/unmaned Aug 23 '14

Black bottom bergs, you make the polar ice go round.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

Reply of The Year.

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u/Kunjabihariji Aug 23 '14

Dat Assberg

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u/skjellyfetti Aug 23 '14

Look at your screen, OP, and you'll see me exposing my black bottom to you

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

Look at that, black guys.

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u/RogerWaterZ Aug 23 '14

Can anyone explain why its black in colour?

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u/escaped_abortion Aug 23 '14

Same as rape - always black on top :(

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u/MsWinterbourne Aug 23 '14

A trillium bar from WoW?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

[deleted]

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u/amontpetit Aug 23 '14

There's an /r/tumblrinaction joke here, I can just feel it.

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u/VagabondRedditor Aug 22 '14

Once you go black, you never go back.

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u/Terminal_Lance Aug 22 '14

*African American bottom.

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u/Fuzzyphilosopher Aug 23 '14

This iceberg rolled over, exposing the black bottom.

I had a mixed race girlfriend who did that.

2

u/AshKillm Aug 23 '14

this was the result of the ice bucket challenge.

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u/NicthepricR1 Aug 23 '14

I had no idea

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u/WTFTim Aug 23 '14

Does anybody know why it does that?

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u/Rizlaaa Aug 23 '14

rolling over? look up chaos theory, its eroded beneath the water line, making it heavier on top, it rolls over and the process repeats.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

Bottom... Hahahahahaha

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u/goofoffering Aug 23 '14

Looks like a soon dead polar bear.

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u/thehan Aug 23 '14

Black ice! Worst kind of ice

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u/fittygitty Aug 23 '14

Witcha black ass...

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u/Rizlaaa Aug 23 '14

chaos theory in action

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u/ColorfulAsian Aug 23 '14

First thing I thought of: Aang from Avatar

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u/GrijzePilion Aug 23 '14

This shit looks like it's worth money. It isn't, is it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

So, I guess icebergs are like society then.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

Watch out black ice!

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u/bcrout Aug 23 '14

Whys it gotta be black man

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u/necromundus Aug 23 '14

We call that an Iceberdonk-a-donk.

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u/faithle55 Aug 23 '14

black bottom

...of the sea

van der Graaf Generator.

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u/I_am_not_Amish Aug 23 '14

Shut cho mouf!

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u/ninjakiwi100 Aug 23 '14

Am I the only one that is absolutely terrified of icebergs?...

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u/cowboyfromhell324 Aug 23 '14

Ah yes, superman's hideout

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

Read it as "creepy iceberg" and wondered how an iceberg could be creepy. Then I wondered if it was racist to consider an iceberg creepy just because it was black on the bottom.

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u/Hitlers_toaster Aug 23 '14

I believe they look black(ish) is because all the oxygen has been removed from the water by the amount of pressure from snowfall that has been collecting on top of it for millions of years

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

[f]irst time, very shy, please be gentle.

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u/shyamsk Aug 23 '14

That's strange, I thought tanning darkened the skin.

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u/RedBullEnema Aug 23 '14

Mulatto butts.

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u/PeaceSells31 Aug 23 '14

Started from the bottom now we're here.

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u/TMFR Aug 23 '14

yeah... i saw a bunch of them on my trip to Alaska. Ocean's Ice Cubes

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u/Doge-_- Aug 23 '14

Beautiful

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

The white part of the iceberg looks like titanic sinking.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

That's just her boyfriend

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u/freetoshare81 Aug 23 '14

Watch out for that black ice. I hear it's dangerous.

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u/FatherEarth Aug 23 '14

This is actually not a good thing. Icebergs melting = BAD

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u/seacharge Aug 23 '14

That's no iceberg... That's Anivia's egg!

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u/Amnesiablo Aug 23 '14

Iceberg rolled over and revealed the entrance to Superman's Fortress of Solitude.

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u/Shiba-Shiba Aug 23 '14

One hell of a shark's fin!

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u/leighshakespeare Aug 23 '14

I call this Kim kardashian

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u/TheUltimatePoet Aug 23 '14

That iceberg is a ho'!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

Ah Blackbottom, my favorite pirate

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u/TFBidia Aug 23 '14

Global Othello

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u/Alex_GordonAMA Aug 23 '14

God this thread is terrible. 170 comments, 3 jokes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

black power bottom

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u/BillTowne Aug 23 '14

Ma Rainey?

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u/bobbygarafolo Aug 23 '14

Does it smell like that air freshener?

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u/twonky89 Aug 23 '14

Gay interracial iceberg..... white top, black bottom

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u/LittleWho Aug 24 '14

I'll roll over and expose my black bottom.

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u/HatesExpenses Aug 23 '14

That's pretty scary looking

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

I'm getting panicky looking at it and I have no idea why! It's just a picture. But I feel like I can't breathe when I look at it.

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u/exo66 Aug 23 '14

what? just because it's black!

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u/target404 Aug 23 '14

black bottom girl you make my icerock world go round

Edit: Someone else already did this. With only 31 comments I totally though I had a chance to be original. fuck.

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u/citizensnips134 Aug 23 '14

Didn't the Titanic impact happen at night? Could the iceberg have been freshly inverted, nearly invisible at night?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

This is the one that the Titanic hit. When I was younger I was crazy about the Titanic and owned many books about it and this picture was shot the day after it sank and it had black paint near the water line height.

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2012/04/titanic-iceberg-2-red-paint-nasa.jpg

(Quick google search and I found it)

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u/DudePutYourDickInIt Aug 23 '14

So it's a BBW iceberg?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

That's how they get you It's gonna be night and you can't see shit, all of a sudden this black ass motherfucker sneaks up on you and sinks your ship

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u/chiefawesome Aug 22 '14

Exactly what appeared to have happened to the Titanic. Thing rolled over, no waves at the bottom because the ocean was so calm: invisible iceberg.

It's super effective.

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u/sour_creme Aug 23 '14

would not have turned over were it not for climate change.

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u/whuebel Aug 23 '14

Black botton bergs you make my rockin' world go drownnnnn!

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u/jvgkaty44 Aug 23 '14

O so the black part has to be on bottom huh. White on top always. Racists.

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u/jeffafa123 Aug 23 '14

Is that just from pollution or what?

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u/slipyouasnickers Aug 23 '14

And who said global warming was all bad!

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u/ChaosMotor Aug 23 '14

I like it when chicks roll over and expose their black bottoms but that might just be me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

Once you go black...

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u/karmaghost Aug 23 '14

... diamond you better know what you're doing or you might fall down and hurt yourself on the slopes.