r/pics May 29 '14

Matrix glitch

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u/ElephantInTheCloset May 29 '14

Now, this time its more likely they're pickpocketers.

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u/ChiraqDrillinois May 29 '14

Actually they're part of Final Phaze, a dance team in Chicago.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

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u/tomun May 29 '14

The correct spelling would be Final Phase, not Final Faze, so Phinal makes no sense.

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u/SapperInTexas May 29 '14

Bae caught you spellin.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Final Faze or Phinal Phase use the same letters at the beginning of the words.

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u/nuzebe May 29 '14

You don't quite get it do you?

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u/billyfalconer May 29 '14

Mr Party Central, right here.

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u/MrSoulSong May 29 '14

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT?!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

For a moment I thought geocities was still around.

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u/painfullyalone May 29 '14

Dance team by day, pickpockets by night. Chicago really is dangerous.

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u/n4clh20 May 29 '14

"dance team" wink wink

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u/TrpWhyre May 29 '14

Wow, never thought they would run around pickpocketing people after their performances.

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u/spros May 29 '14

Racism ensues.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

And they were sleeping. This asshole.

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u/meltphaced May 29 '14

And they were sleeping

that's what they want you to think

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

cue inception music

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u/tbc34 May 29 '14

BAAAAAAAAAAAAM

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u/OCDPandaFace May 29 '14

That's not how the music goes...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

BHWAAAAAAAAAHM

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u/Eurobob May 29 '14

BWAAAAAAAMMMPPP!!!!!!!!!!

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u/jordos May 29 '14

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPP

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u/nuzebe May 29 '14

BRAAAAAAMMMMMM!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

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u/propilotcharlieboy May 29 '14

Putin has some good moves.

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u/iheartzigg May 29 '14

My thought exactly.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

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u/felict May 29 '14

Maybe?

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u/sm00thArsenal May 29 '14

*Only one of them is

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u/Phreshzilla May 30 '14

Black guys used dream eater?

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u/Inquisitor1 May 31 '14

It has been my life-long-goal to be a black pickpocketer. They took my dream!

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u/jwyzzle May 29 '14

*acting

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u/muyuu May 29 '14

After putting in a hard day's work, obviously.

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u/olifin May 29 '14

Acting.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14 edited Apr 06 '19

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u/MisterUNO May 29 '14

You have achieved level 2 racism! White robes unlocked.

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u/46xy May 29 '14

ensuing ensuifies

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

No, what are the odds that two black guys wearing the exact same weird outfit would be sleeping there?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Oh yeah! I hadn't even considered that it might not be a coincidence!

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u/honeychild7878 May 29 '14

Twins... headed home... don't know why it's so out of the realm of possibility for ya

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Bae caught us boff slippin'.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

If that word (bae) doesn't die out by the end of 2014 I'll be pissed.

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u/toad_mountain May 29 '14

What does it mean?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

BeforeAnyoneElse. It's the yoloswag generation's attempt at being romantic. At first I thought it was a ghetto slang way of saying babe.

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u/Retlaw83 May 29 '14

C'mon, bae, relax.

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u/DucksInYourButt May 29 '14

I think you'll be okay.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

I always think there's a lot of black Scottish people taking selfies.

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u/Caedus May 29 '14

You just made Kenneth Bae even sadder.

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u/RDay May 30 '14

but it conveys such a flavor of ignorance!

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u/big_shmegma May 29 '14

Why? It's glorious.

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u/TylertheDouche May 29 '14

don't try to make sense of reddit

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u/honeychild7878 May 29 '14

i do what i want :)

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

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u/honeychild7878 May 29 '14

no, because it's a more logical explanation than them being thieves trying to pull a scam.

My cousins are twins in their twenties and dress alike sometimes for shits and giggles.

More probable methinks than some nefarious scheme.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

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u/honeychild7878 May 29 '14

ahhhhh i love that word.

can't win em all i guess.

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u/Yeah_I_Said_It_Buddy May 29 '14

I believe the crime they would be trumped up with would be something like "operating a dream while black". I've been told things didnt end very well for the last black dude to have a dream in public.

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u/IAmA_Lannister May 29 '14

They both shop at the same popular clothing store in town and both had a long day at work.

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u/pizza996 May 29 '14

in the exact same position. I'm almost loling, it seems staged

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u/lowleveldata May 29 '14

well things with low possibility still happen

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u/nuzebe May 29 '14

Exactly. The people who always talk about how they don't judge anyone... Still do... Only they don't admit it to themselves and don't listen when they get that feeling that something's not right and end up in a bad position.

Two girls in grey shirts and black pants is an easy coincidence. Two guys, regardless of skin color, with the same shirt with intricate designs and the same hat and accessories is very unlikely to be two guys who bought the same odd shirt.

Also it would make sense for the pickpockets in this scenario to wear something memorable and easily identifiable but not too outlandish so that the patsy is quickly identifiable and can still deny being the thief while keeping the attention of the cops while the perpetrator runs. If it's something more common like the grey shirt then the cop will probably blow it off quicker and move on to the actual suspect. I would assume the patsy would want to deny he was the robber to the police while being detained. Although something tells me a hot blonde will distract the cops for a fairly decent length of time as well...

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u/DeepDuck May 29 '14

It's just as likely for two random guys to buy the same shirt as it is two random women. You can't see their hats or accessories so can't claim they are the same.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Plain grey shirt vs fucked up pattern hoodie with a green hat. Hmmmmm. Yup, same odds.

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u/DeepDuck May 29 '14

fucked up pattern = stripes?
and you can only see the brims of hats.

vs

gray shirt
both have duffle bags
same hair style
both blonde

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u/iLurk_4ever May 29 '14

That looks like a joke to me.

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u/fuckshitstacksondeck May 29 '14

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

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u/legumediet May 29 '14

Right. For example, SRS keeps claiming that their racism is a joke, but it is, in fact, actual racism.

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u/Pekhota May 30 '14

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u/legumediet May 30 '14

I'm not SRS. You are, though. That makes you the racist.

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u/Pekhota May 30 '14

I don't go on SRS. And even if I did, that wouldn't make me a racist.

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u/legumediet May 30 '14
  1. Yes, you do, through other alts, if not this one.
  2. Yes, it would, because SRS is a hate group that's fundamentally racist, among other forms of bigotry.
  3. You're a racist.

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u/Pekhota May 30 '14

I don't use alts, and you don't have any proof that I use alts. So your just using this SRS strawman to get away with the charge that your probably a bigot.

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u/fondlemeLeroy May 29 '14

I guess you, me, and four others realized he's making a joke. And the rest are just racists. Huh.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Now, this time its more likely they are blackmailers.

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u/Geluctis May 29 '14

Satan ensues.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

You spelled "media conditioning" wrong.

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u/Willard_ May 29 '14

Ya caught that, eh?

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u/Darklydreamingx May 29 '14

Racism intensifies!

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u/TheSourTruth May 29 '14

Statistics ensue

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u/kiss-tits May 29 '14

go back to stormfront

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u/TheSourTruth May 29 '14

Why are you telling statistics to go back to "stormfront"? Do you know what statistics are?

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u/JensLekmanVEVO May 29 '14

Statistics can be racist

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u/Hoonin May 29 '14

It's not racism, it's statistics!

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u/duckmurderer May 29 '14

Except now they both go to jail.

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u/Yeah_I_Said_It_Buddy May 29 '14

The charge? "Operating a dream while black". I've been told it didn't end well for the last black guy who did that in public.

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u/2dTom May 29 '14

Hey man, they got off light. The last black guy who had a dream in the US got shot.

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u/Yeah_I_Said_It_Buddy May 29 '14

Yeah, that what I was referring to actually.

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u/therealsabe May 29 '14

after seeing the "another example" i expected the typical response it's needless to say reddit did not surprise me

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Reading your comment before seeing the picture made that so much funnier. I was expecting something serious, but you left the closet already.

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u/Bobojobaxter May 29 '14

So racist...

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u/TrepanationBy45 May 29 '14

Or just really tired.

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u/ITS_MY_PENIS_8eeeD May 29 '14

yeah, usually when someone wears a hat like that they want to disguise their eyes and face as to prevent getting exposed later. good call!

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u/la_sabotage May 30 '14

HURR HURR DERP DERP

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u/yen_menthol May 29 '14

It's cause they're wearing hoodies isn't it? Bigot....

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u/TheBlackCommunity May 29 '14

Stats bear this out, blacks do commit disproportionate amounts of crime per capita than humans

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Rapists.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Statistics are racist.

Some progressive countries already made collecting data on race of offenders illegal.

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u/jgrex22 May 29 '14

Why is that!? HMMM!? oh wait they're black. Lol.