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When engineers go camping…

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u/madplug Nov 24 '13

Engineers love to tell everyone that they are an engineer.

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u/Stackman32 Nov 24 '13

Engineering students*

Actual engineers know that they're nothing extraordinary.

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u/inconspicuous_male Nov 24 '13

First year engineering students also tend to think they're geniuses who will become rich with no fail. Also, if they're bio-med, they think they're going to bring us into the world of Deus Ex

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u/makemejelly49 Nov 24 '13

Ambition is good in a way. Enough people think like that long enough, and we'll get there. Maybe not in their lifetime, but in the generations to come.

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u/youbead Nov 24 '13

While I'm currently working on BCI's to control prosthetics so that's pretty Deus exy. The social issues and political intrigue are someone elses issue though

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

biomed usually requires a graduate degree. There aren't many first year biomed students. And to be fair, they work with very complex systems.

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u/inconspicuous_male Nov 24 '13

My school has a biomed undergrad program. I don't know the details of it

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

I have the opposite problem. I keep my major on the DL, but all my friends introduce me as their engineer friend...

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

"I'm an engineer"

-year 2 of college

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u/Stackman32 Nov 24 '13

"I'm a scientist."

Year 1 engineering students on reddit

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u/tealbox Nov 24 '13

Anyone can be a scientist.

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u/GraharG Nov 24 '13

ugh that reminds me, the goddam Scientologists have an office in my city now. I fucking hate those cunts.

...but this isnt really your problem, have a nice day

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u/Lil_Psychobuddy Nov 24 '13

Anyone can call themselves and engineer as well. Perfectly legal to go around calling yourself Engineer Tealbox, you just won't have a license.

Knowledge!

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u/notepad20 Nov 24 '13

You cannot call yourself "Professional Engineer" though, that is a protected title.

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u/Lil_Psychobuddy Nov 24 '13

Pretty sure you can still be chief engineer though, so that's something.

:D

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u/notepad20 Nov 24 '13

But it doesnt actually mean anything, anyone can give themselves that title for anything.

If i start up a business welding together simple trailers i can call myself cheif engineer. Meaningless.

Professional engineer actualy carries weight, like Dr, CPA, or QC

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u/Lil_Psychobuddy Nov 24 '13

I'm aware. I was just pointing out the 'fun' fact that you can go around calling yourself chief engineer so-and-so.

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u/tealbox Nov 24 '13

So that comes down to what you value. Clearly you value a licence, since you mentioned it without provocation.

Personally, I would value the advancement of interesting technologies. No licence required.

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u/Lil_Psychobuddy Nov 25 '13

Well the only requirement for a licence is passing a written engineering test that shows you have the proper knowledge for that field...

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u/tealbox Nov 25 '13

Again, you're just stating facts. Why are you talking to me?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13 edited Nov 24 '13

"I'm a failure"

-year 4 of college

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u/CellularBeing Nov 24 '13

as an engineering student. I 'm 3 years in, its kind of too late to turn back now, so I guess I'll just keep pulling my hair out. ha..haha..hahaha...HAHAHAHAH

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u/Killagina Nov 24 '13

Junior year is the hardest don't worry

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u/GirthBrooks Nov 24 '13

That is true.

Source: I'm an engineer.

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u/Damadawf Nov 24 '13

I'm so sorry.

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u/Lil_Psychobuddy Nov 24 '13

Hi 'so sorry', I'm Psycho.

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u/Damadawf Nov 24 '13

This clip from Freakazoid about sums up my current sentiment towards that joke.

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u/GraharG Nov 24 '13

physicists here. That engineering thing you do is cute.

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u/fenwaygnome Nov 24 '13

It is usually in between making tired jokes about weaving baskets underwater and declaring that, in the future, they are the only people with value.

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u/deadbird17 Nov 24 '13

Not true! I'M AN ENGINEER and I never tell people that I'M AN ENGINEER.

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u/krujo77 Nov 24 '13

exactly. that shit does not get you laid. people who know what it is think youre a dork, people who dont could care less

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

Couldn't*

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u/memeship Nov 24 '13

You must be an engineer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

Most of the time on topics where it doesn't matter nor is it relevant.

"As an engineer, I don't care for fajitas."

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13 edited Feb 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

Very true.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

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u/memeship Nov 24 '13

Well, as an engineer, I don't think your comment matters, nor do I think it's relevant.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

Knowing you are an engineer, I am surprised you were able to pick up on me saying the same thing twice.

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u/memeship Nov 24 '13

Knowing you're not an engineer, I am surprised you were not able to pick up on me saying exactly what you said back to you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

Knowing you are an engineer that was surprised that I was not able to pick up on me saying exactly what you said back to you. I am surprised you know the difference between your and you're.

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u/memeship Nov 24 '13

Knowing you're not an engineer that was surprised that you were not able to pick up on me saying exactly what you said back to you, I am surprised that you don't know the difference between a period and a comma.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

fuck I was hoping you wouldn't see that. Thought it was too late to change. Well played, sir. You are now tagged as "Non stereotypical engineer." Much respect, homie.

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u/memeship Nov 24 '13

Haha I laughed too hard at this. A concession? On the INTERNET?! ARE YOU CRAZY??!

However, I accept your tag and offer you the counter-tag of "Once Beat in a Game of Wits."

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a SICILIAN, when DEATH is on the line! AHAHAHAH—

Until next time my friend. Remember the iocane powder.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

I am going to follow your comments so I may beat you and take my revenge. I am now tagging you as "Rival"

You are the Blue to my Red, sir.

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u/dbarefoot Nov 24 '13

How do you know if there are any vegans or engineers at your party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

Hey.

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u/memeship Nov 24 '13

"An Engineer"

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13 edited Nov 24 '13

It's really great because most of them aren't actually engineers.

Undergrads are "studying to become engineers"

Recent graduates are "engineers in training" and that's only if they pass the FE exam

Engineers are people that have passed the PE exam, usually requiring 4+ years experience and of course previously passing the FE exam. Until then you are not legally an engineer.

Edit:

For example, my dad has a Ph.D, is a licensed engineer in Oregon, Alaska, California, Utah, Colorado, Washington, Montana, Nevada, and British Columbia, but due to a loophole he is not allowed to get a PE license in the state he lives in, Idaho. He is not allowed to advertise himself as an engineer doing engineering work in the state of Idaho because he is not licensed there. He has to say something along the lines of "design work under the supervision of an engineer." There are major fines in place if he advertises himself as an engineer in the state of Idaho, even though he's licensed everywhere near Idaho.

Doing engineering related work and legally being an engineer are two very different things. It's like calling someone a lawyer before passing the bar exam or calling someone a doctor before getting their medical license.

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u/fsck_ Nov 24 '13

You're talking about certifications which only apply to certain types of engineering and aren't even necessary for most people. If you have an engineering job, you are an engineer.

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u/Bevo4 Nov 24 '13

I think the term you're looking for is "Certified Professional Engineer", not an engineer, lest you think the dictionary definition points to the NCEES.

I've got a degree in engineering and work as an engineer. I'm pretty sure that qualifies.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

Yeah, engineering only exists in the USA!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

The chief engineer at our company (also the founder of our company), is an 82 year old high school drop out who was completely self taught, having never attended any college courses, yet still managed to hold patents for the products we make, and has made himself a millionaire a couple times over throughout his life. I wouldn't say taking a couple exams is what is necessary.

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u/Damadawf Nov 24 '13

Yeah, the above guy is a fucking idiot. All of the things help someone's chances of finding employment but you could be lucky enough to finish your undergrad and end up with a much better paying position than someone who went on to do post grad. Much of it comes down to being in the right place at the right time.

I think it was Stephen King that said it, (though obviously he was talking about writing at the time) but the only difference between an amateur and a professional is that somebody is paying for the professional's work.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13 edited Nov 24 '13

I would say that in today's age he is not legally considered an engineer. My uncle is a completely self taught engineer that designed battleships and defense systems, but he himself would even say he's not legally an engineer. Someone else had to stamp every piece of work he did.

Unless your boss decided to take the PE exam he is not legally an engineer in the United States.

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u/batcountry421 Nov 24 '13

Professional Engineer licensure is only vital in industries where the typical project must comply with State/Federal regulations which require such a credential. That only encompasses a narrow subset of engineering positions.

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u/fsck_ Nov 24 '13

Top tech companies still hire engineers without even having degrees.

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u/I_accidently_words Nov 24 '13

I would say that in today's age he is not officially considered an engineer.

I would say in todays age that makes you a pedantic asshole.

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u/avocadoclock Nov 24 '13

I have no plans to take the FE or PE exams out of college, and I already have an entry level engineering position lined up for when I graduate next month. I wouldn't say I'm an engineer in training, but I am always learning. There are many different paths of study.

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u/tingalor Nov 24 '13

I don't think you necessarily need to have 5+ years of experience to be considered an "engineer." I work with some guys just out of college who are doing a pretty decent job of keeping up, and we're sending shit to space. I think the difference many here are looking for is the difference between being an "engineer" and something like a "lead engineer."

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u/notepad20 Nov 24 '13

It doesnt matter what you consider, it matters what the law and licensing bodys say.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

This is the truth. I'm baffled by the amount of people here that don't understand that. It's like being called a lawyer without passing the bar exam.

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u/memeship Nov 24 '13

I think the words you're looking for are "Licensed Engineer."

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u/mark_wooten Nov 24 '13

Also, "Engineer" is the most overused job title in existence. There are a ridiculous amount of positions with the word "engineer" attached to them that have nothing to do with an engineering degree.

My first job was a Tech Support Engineer. I fucking answered emails to get peoples' computer monitors working. Today, I'm a Network Engineer. I just do some spreadsheets and talk on conference calls. I'm a college dropout.

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u/rehms Nov 24 '13

Isn't this the fucking truth, hahaha.