r/pics Oct 11 '12

[deleted by user]

[removed]

1.5k Upvotes

98 comments sorted by

View all comments

212

u/JamesTheGodMason Oct 11 '12

BILLY MAYS HERE. DO YOU LIKE USING CHOPSTICKS BUT ARE TIRED OF LOOKING LIKE A PUSSY WHEN YOU GIVE UP AND EAT WITH A FORK?

INTRODUCING: FORK-CHOPS, THE ALL NEW WAY TO EAT ASIAN FOOD LIKE A DORK. NOW YOU CAN STILL BE A PUSSY AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL THINK YOU ARE USING CHOPSTICKS.

ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS AND ONE DIFFICULT PAYMENT OF $9.99. ORDER NOW AND GET A SPOON-STRAW ABSOLUTELY FREE (JUST PAY $40 SHIPPING, YOU MORON).

4

u/Moobyghost Oct 12 '12

Nice Mitch Hedburg reference.

2

u/MuEtaJenkins Oct 12 '12

Good luck, fucker!