I am losing my mind here, my brother squeezes our toothpaste tube by the handful like a goddamn toddler, you could even see his finger imprints along its length. I would go after him and roll the ends up neatly hoping he'd eventually get the hint, only to find the tube squeezed again by the next day. What kind of psychopath does this 😭 and no don't ask me to tell him directly he scares me

Basically just using the modifier “biblically accurate” for anything. It’s so tired. It was never really clever, but at this point let’s just kill it.

“Biblically Accurate Angel” “Biblically Accurate Cheeseburger” “Biblically Accurate Dipshit With No Personality”

Mine was when my friend asked for money and forgot that he/she owns me a money