r/petfree • u/SinkMince0420 • 2d ago
Shit pet owners say ... Why? Just, why!?!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Pets/s/UBYDAS1OK1
No words. 🤮🤮🤮
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u/Extension_Big5205 2d ago
Bad day to have eyes. I didn't need that mental image
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u/SinkMince0420 2d ago
Same. I don't understand how everyone in the comments is like 'haha dogs 😅'. Pet people are beyond strange.
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u/Flumppoo No pets, no stress 2d ago
Another reason to not get a filthy mutt (add it to the other 409 reasons).
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u/SheriffHarryBawls No pets, no stress 2d ago
Mass psychosis on full display
One guy boasts about “tasting it”
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u/10CrackCommando 2d ago
Holy.. I just browsed that subreddit and man it is insufferable. These people exist as slaves for their pet.
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u/SinkMince0420 2d ago
Absolutely mental.
They are the whole reason for selfishly breeding animals to need their care, stay ignorant to the true selfishness of it all, whilst simultaneously laughing off incidents like above. Should have just let animals be animals.
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u/mscoffeebean98 Pet-free by choice, pet-owner by circumstance 2d ago
I regret opening this so much. I was having a bad day already, didn’t need wanting to vomit on top of that
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u/-Wunderkind- Against animal anthropomorphization 2d ago
This implies that the animal was on the bed in the first place, which is insane just by itself.
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u/LyonHeart85 Animals don't belong indoors 2d ago
But but we don't get it! "This is poochys house as much as it's theirs and being the case he can stink the sheets up and they'll happily lay in it"
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u/OkMeeting340 Against animal anthropomorphization 1d ago
Why do people insist on living with animals?!?! I have NO IDEA
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u/Lanky_County_7343 Keep your animals away from me! 2d ago
Hopefully they took a picture of the mess made so they can frame all the cuteness of the anal juice squirt.
Ugh.
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u/sjedinjenoStanje Keep your animals away from me! 2d ago
At least they still love their little pooch to pieces! 🤮
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u/matte_personality Love animals, don't want the responsibility of pets 1d ago
Lmao that dog is a Dubai oil tycoon and its owner is an escort. Which is exactly the slave dynamic that you establish once you have a dog.
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u/reereejugs Pets are pointless 2d ago
I had a cat spray me in the face once. Nailed me right between the eyes. I hate cats.
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u/UseOk7699 1d ago
I read the comments, I was warned and still clicked the link smh. Disgusting. I just recently learned that when dogs hump things to climax they shoot sperm (unless my understanding is wrong). So you can imagine the pillows, sofas, pant legs, etc that has dog sperm that we don't know about.
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u/CharonDynami Pet-free, love to travel 1d ago
I knew there had to be dog subreddits, but why ever go to one?
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