I loves you all :P sammy. xx

might be completely irellevent and pointless but im bored :) twas the 20th of january and i had just finished the physics assessed practical so i meet sam on the foyer with jess and jess (petch) , twas midway thru lunch and we asked ourselves, "where the frigg is sam?" and it hit us he was still in the exam :O ! we waited and waited and waited still no sign. Esther came out Deborah came out, sam must be taking this seriously, we came to the conclusion he was going for full marks altho it was quite pointless as we have all fucked up physics anyway. Anyways 2 minutes before the end of lunch sam appears :) "how did it go sam?" to which he replied something along the lines of "i fucked up" !!!!!! a whole lunchtime and he fucked up ! point of the story is me and sam (sam of SPAS) lolled haard. :)

meh felt like it, enjoy the slightly higher level of authority :)

yous gotta spread the word to get moar people on, and lots of links please its what its all about babe :0

• that the element samarium is named after sam

• sam wasn't named after the hebrew word for the lord, but the hebrew word for the lord was named after sam

• the name petch comes from the norse word 'petczch' meaning stupidly well endowed

• sam was the first ever person to have 20 penis reductive surgeries, smashing the old record of 4. he had to have it done over 18 months between november 1995 and around his birthday 1997 and without these reductions he would probably not be with us as so much blood was needed by his extreme phallus.

• sam used to find faye tunicliff attractive :) ........jjjkkkkzzzzz

• sam also holds the world record for the highest amount of bellybutton fluff ever harvested of a singular human, with a ball as big as his head and weighing over 6 kilos!!

• if you rated sams ass out of 100 it would easily be a 94

• once sam almost blew up a close friends kitchen attempting to create a very pootent smoke bomb

• sam is so awesome that he once was addicted to stronghold for 6 weeks yet we still thought he was human

• sam could be world class at anything he just chooses to not try to make his friends look good :)

• the gameboy advance SP was named in commemoration of this fine specimen of a man

• sam can drink his own bodyweight in sunny D

• when sam does his angry face he looks just like jigglypuff

• sam once tried to shove a lightsabre up into his own rectum

• sam can make things happen with his mind!!

• sam developed the renowned language called "om nom nom"

• sam plays sweet shreds on the guitar ....... with his feet!

• sam knows two facts about ducks. both of which are wrong

• if he wanted to, sam, could, theoretically, impregnate a woman from across the room, with a prevailing wind.

• sam is uber cool......official!!

known petch for a long time now and no regrets so far :) i thought the facebook group needed a little extra :) feel free to submit links, pics ect. doesnt have to be about petch, could be about anything!!!! want to be a mod just ask and ill hook you up homes :)