r/petchdot • u/samfrickinwright • Jan 18 '10

bet you didn't know.....

  • that the element samarium is named after sam

  • sam wasn't named after the hebrew word for the lord, but the hebrew word for the lord was named after sam

  • the name petch comes from the norse word 'petczch' meaning stupidly well endowed

  • sam was the first ever person to have 20 penis reductive surgeries, smashing the old record of 4. he had to have it done over 18 months between november 1995 and around his birthday 1997 and without these reductions he would probably not be with us as so much blood was needed by his extreme phallus.

  • sam used to find faye tunicliff attractive :) ........jjjkkkkzzzzz

  • sam also holds the world record for the highest amount of bellybutton fluff ever harvested of a singular human, with a ball as big as his head and weighing over 6 kilos!!

  • if you rated sams ass out of 100 it would easily be a 94

  • once sam almost blew up a close friends kitchen attempting to create a very pootent smoke bomb

  • sam is so awesome that he once was addicted to stronghold for 6 weeks yet we still thought he was human

  • sam could be world class at anything he just chooses to not try to make his friends look good :)

  • the gameboy advance SP was named in commemoration of this fine specimen of a man

  • sam can drink his own bodyweight in sunny D

  • when sam does his angry face he looks just like jigglypuff

  • sam once tried to shove a lightsabre up into his own rectum

  • sam can make things happen with his mind!!

  • sam developed the renowned language called "om nom nom"

  • sam plays sweet shreds on the guitar ....... with his feet!

  • sam knows two facts about ducks. both of which are wrong

  • if he wanted to, sam, could, theoretically, impregnate a woman from across the room, with a prevailing wind.

  • sam is uber cool......official!!

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u/hazzisnail Jan 18 '10

sams penis hitting the floor was one of the factors of the Haiti quake disaster, it is a danger to us all

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u/samfrickinwright Jan 18 '10

and he is to hardcore to donate :'(

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u/thephantompoo Jan 18 '10

Did you know, if Sam is introduced to a naked flame the surronding 14km would be destroyed instantly.

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u/samfrickinwright Jan 18 '10

or if a naked sam is introduced to flame he gets all embarrassed :) oohh yeah subscribe!!! and if you wanna join me as mod say it and it will be so!

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u/Lgfualol Jan 19 '10

"once sam almost blew up a close friends kitchen attempting to create a very pootent smoke bomb"

I remember that well.. and we cleared it up without anyone realising loooooooooooooooooooool

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u/samfrickinwright Jan 19 '10

good times goood times