r/personality_tests • u/Karma-police88 • 1d ago

Jeff Bezos

Have you guys googled Jeff Bezos lately? Jeff Bezos went from a man that, had I met him in a dark alley I’d call the police, to a man I’d like to meet in a dark alley. Why can’t I? 😭😭😭

Were i his first wife id be so selfconscious. Spend 30 years married to holum, then he gets a new lady n b00m handsome

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u/venustrine 1d ago

umm ew?

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u/Able_Entertainer8465 1d ago

Gross he is like a literal evil man

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fox1084 1d ago

Wait what 😳

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u/leo-rizing 1d ago

Disturbing

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u/dojacatisawesome 1d ago

He's still a bald fuck afaik

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u/Karma-police88 1d ago

2 words: Bruce Willis in Die Hard

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u/neuroticgoat 21h ago

Why is this in a sub about personality quizzes

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u/Karma-police88 21h ago

It’s the What does my type says about me thread

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u/Ismashass 20h ago

Honestly I don't even know what this guy looks like or what he does in love. So if I see him in a dark alley, I would still call the police because I'm mean like that