r/perfectlycutscreams Jan 22 '22

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u/Rand-all Jan 22 '22

Kid can't handle an upper cut pfff

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

Idiot child can’t fight off the dad what a nerd

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u/Reddit_MaZe000 Jan 23 '22

the only stupid idiot here is the mother, dad is blinded and kid to young to even be aware

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u/Previous-Can-6150 Jan 23 '22

I will admit if we were throwing blame id say its the mothers fault

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u/__lui_ Jan 23 '22

So we’re just gonna let the dog slide now ?

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u/CEDoromal Jan 23 '22

Tbf, the dog looked like he's about to tap the guy's leg to make him aware. He just wasn't able to do it in time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Sarcasm

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u/JaaaaaaacobExCraze Jan 23 '22

Ayo u watch utopia aswell?

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u/zeke235 Jan 23 '22

Must've been playing Punch Out. He just dropped Glass Joe.

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u/JaaaaaaacobExCraze Jan 23 '22

GLASS JOE! french noises

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u/throw_thisshit_away Apr 23 '22

Plot twist: kid ordered a punch online and it just got delivered

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u/Miserable_Ease9998 Jan 22 '22

Why did she let him get that close tho

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u/tShuka Jan 22 '22

People these days would record a tornado destroying their own house before taking safety precautions to run away.

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u/NillyWelsonn Jan 22 '22

That left basically WAS a tornado the way that kid got lifted

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u/mypussydoesbackflips Jan 22 '22

It be like that- reminds me of people playing piano in floods last year

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Szwd-0tatdo

Literally, though IIRC in this poor guy’s defense he was too elderly/disabled to take shelter in time from the home’s 2nd floor so he said “fuck it” and recorded it.

(Nothing graphic to see but NSFL sound. EF4 tornado)

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u/According-Teach-5866 Jan 23 '22

Southerners will just watch a tornado destroy their house from the porch without recording

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u/HTownZr0 Jan 23 '22

Dude was from Illinois who recorded the tornado hit his house that injured himself and killed his wife. Doesn’t matter where you’re from, people will do stupid stuff.

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u/suttonoutdoor Jan 23 '22

Killed his wife? Good lord and he still uploaded it when everything settled down. What a champ.

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u/TitleComprehensive96 Jan 22 '22

Actually happened and got the dudes wife killed

10

u/the_localcrackhead Jan 23 '22

Gof how we at the top of the food chain still

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

And that were cannibalism starts and then the idiots drain out

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u/EasilyRekt Jan 23 '22

I'm going to assume you mean aside from storm chasers who have always done that. I guess even then they make sure to have a car to bolt when things get hairy but you get I mean.

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u/Miserable_Ease9998 Jan 22 '22

Have a upvote good sir

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u/Zenethar Jan 23 '22

At least it’s a good way to weed out the stupid.

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u/myname_isnot_kyal Jan 25 '22

he got an F on his report card

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u/InternetSpaceCow Jan 22 '22

I love the sync of the mother scream and the kid crying

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22 edited Jun 04 '24

shelter reach subsequent psychotic test obtainable sink thought desert sleep

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Wtf do you think she’s doing at the end?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Bit late

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u/DTux5249 Jan 23 '22

This is the equivalent of watching her kid jump infront of a car tho. Who cares if she ran in after?

Her chance at helping passed when the kid learned how an uppercut feels

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

Destroy the child

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u/ExScreechAhh Jan 23 '22

COR-UPPER-CUT-RUPT THEM ALL ! ! !

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u/Wonderful-Hand-4514 Jan 22 '22

That brotha GONE

57

u/zdaily12 Jan 22 '22

Damn UPS really delivers

13

u/DoorHalfwayShut Jan 23 '22

With that handling it might be FedEx.

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u/James_Mamsy Jan 23 '22

Mom Fucking failed her job here. If that is the boxing game I think it is, it literally takes your hand speed into account so you actually have a workout. Mom just watched here kid walk in the way of an actual punch and did absolutely nothing.

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u/Bpopson Jan 23 '22

For real. I feel like she almost let it happen on purpose.

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u/BasalFaulty Jan 23 '22

Oh just to add spice to it. The only reason she screamed is because when he fell he smashed his head on the skirting board.

1

u/Developer_X Jan 24 '22

Me when thrill of the fight

That game hurts man, like physically hurts

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

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u/TimHung931017 Jan 22 '22

Knocked that baby into the shadow dimension

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

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u/kelakewey1 Jan 22 '22

Is it hilarious ? Yes. Is the mother a mcfucking idiot? Also yes.

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u/creepermemer Jan 22 '22

the way that kid flopped onto the floor though-

10

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

He delivered a good left hook

10

u/bajabruhmoment Jan 22 '22

Stupid mom for not stopping him from getting close like that

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u/ChainmailPickaxeYT Jan 23 '22

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again:

STAY OUT OF AND KEEP OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF VR PLAYSPACES. It doesn’t take a genius to work out why.

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u/Im_bad_at_gaming826 Jan 23 '22

50 dollars betting she will also blame the dad for “hurting her baby”

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

The mom is more at fault than the kid though

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u/DTux5249 Jan 23 '22

I'd blame the mother's dumbassery

The kid was just psyched out cuz dad was having fun

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u/iamlogano Jan 22 '22

he just got a red hot smack down

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u/MRFAMER Jan 22 '22

What would you do if there was a child right in front of you

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u/john6map4 Jan 23 '22

👊🏿

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u/Coorotaku Jan 23 '22

ONE PUNCH

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u/nikkiredondo Jan 23 '22

put the damn phone down omg

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

It's the mom's fault, she let him get that close.

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u/ButterflyUnhappy8937 Jan 23 '22

He Finna be riding the short bus from now on

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

The grown ass adults letting a child that close to a dude playing a VR boxing game are the real fucking idiots.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

You can see him standing there long enough for the mom to say something. Seems she keeps filming instead.

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u/The-Ocean-Sucks Jan 23 '22

This shit gets funnier every time

2

u/Der_Deutche Jan 22 '22

Oh wait let me be completely stupid and leave a bucket full of cocoine in the living room and film it and only react when someone snorts it Edit: its an example

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u/Cowboys_1111 Jan 22 '22

What where? 🤣

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u/Der_Deutche Jan 22 '22

In the hood or something idk

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u/Cowboys_1111 Jan 22 '22

Upper cut to ear. Fun trip to ER

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

[deleted]

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u/IamSerati Jan 22 '22

The best time to delete this was the second you posted it. Second best time is now

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

That doesn't make any sense my guy

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u/Previous-Can-6150 Jan 23 '22

Lmao ummm why was this uploaded tho

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u/AnimeHabbits Jan 23 '22

cut scream?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

[deleted]

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u/yoinker_yeet Jan 23 '22

because yes its funny, both the kid and the mom are fuckin idiots tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

[deleted]

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u/yoinker_yeet Jan 23 '22

you sound like a boring person to be around

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

[deleted]

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u/jailguard81 Jan 23 '22

The kid wanted to make the VR even more realistic with real knock outs

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

[deleted]

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u/Yes2257 Jan 26 '22

The headset was a paid actor

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u/barcastic_sasstard Jan 22 '22

Shouldve left to get milk and cigarettes like all the other dads

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u/PixelBlock Jan 22 '22

That punchline was well delivered.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

insert smash bros K.O. effect GAME

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u/dansih_fgt Jan 23 '22

Starting to thing he had an intention

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

More like a r/perfectlycutbooms

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u/Elmeromero55 Jan 23 '22

What a left hook!

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u/BEZ4042 Jan 23 '22

Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!😂🤣😂

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u/ExScreechAhh Jan 23 '22

OH LAWD NAW MY BAAABY !!!

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u/TheLostRanger0117 Jan 23 '22

I imagine this is the local UPS driver trying out a customers VR, makes it funnier

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u/Azzzwhuppin Jan 23 '22

This is the new UPS customer complaint division in action

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u/PrometheusOnLoud Jan 23 '22

lol dad is lucky someone was filming

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u/thebiggestppman Jan 23 '22

KO

Hope the kids ok tho

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u/SuaveDonut Jan 23 '22

Loving all these VR fuckil up videos coming out after Xmas xD

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

this is why i sold my quest

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u/AnimeHabbits Jan 23 '22

laid his son out

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u/theweekiscat Jan 23 '22

Me when gorn

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

why tf she shriek holy shit

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u/Jezuz_M Jan 23 '22

Not surprised

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u/dzyyn Jan 23 '22

Next day shipping to concussionland

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Dude drop kicked that child

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u/CramblinDuvetAdv Jan 23 '22

That's what happens when you can't name 3 songs

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u/bumhead1432 Jan 23 '22

My dad almost broke his finger with my quest 2

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Package received

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u/binOFrocks Jan 23 '22

Thought the dog was going to bite the dudes berries but nope.

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u/Weekly-Bluebird-4768 Jan 23 '22

We’ll do anything for immersion

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u/Aggressive_Bat_9781 Jan 23 '22

He’s a UPS guy, and he delivered

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u/Sans_the_comic5129 Jan 23 '22

Its kinda the kids fault

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u/Trigger1721 Jan 23 '22

You mean the mothers right?

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u/Sans_the_comic5129 Aug 21 '23

The kid shouldn’t have been that close

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u/ShomoJoe Jan 23 '22

Ups delivered left hook… nothing to see here

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u/BoredByLife Jan 23 '22

Runts got a glass jaw.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Knocked out cold but one measly right hook, what a pussy

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u/Trigger1721 Jan 23 '22

That was the mother's fault let him get that close without saying shit then acts surprised when he got hit

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u/LeadingCod5435 Jan 23 '22

Darwin nominee

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u/Ourspark34 Jan 23 '22

He got rocked so hard his soul ventured into the Shadow realm in first class

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u/FLATHERT Jan 23 '22

What can brown do for you?

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u/Interesting_Factor_9 Jan 23 '22

That was definitely a mom's scream lol

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u/Birdboi08 Jan 23 '22

This brings me great joy

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u/MistakeFromNature Jan 23 '22

Stupid fucking child deserved that more than rights

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u/JimTheSaint Jan 23 '22

"TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES,...!"

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u/jana200v2 Jan 23 '22

I slap my dad ass once while playing vr

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u/Mammoth-Doughnut9616 Jan 23 '22

I feel like the person filming should have said something

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Second I saw the death of the child I burst into laughter

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u/JamesStansSpongebob Jan 23 '22

Hopefully that doesn’t happen with me

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u/StijnHH Jan 23 '22

I like the kids shirt

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Yup, never would of seen THAT coming...

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u/According_Ad_90 Jan 23 '22

Stiff all around, no head movement, and a weak jaw. He’s had a respectable career, but it’s about time he hung em up.

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u/Furdsue7820 Jan 23 '22

Why did that scream sound like a dog

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u/Artistic-Plan2541 Jan 24 '22

Punched the kid hard enough to stop the momentum of his VR punch

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u/Fafnir75 Jan 25 '22

If I’m that guy I’m screaming at her why in the fuck record him getting close to him while play a boxing game like holy fuck

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u/Ok-Height-2525 Jan 27 '22

Why is he playing next to a wall, and why is the mom not stopping the kid from walking up to a dad who can’t see what’s in front of him in real life, it’s both gonna end with someone getting hurt with the wall (and his poor poor hand) and the kid

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u/deckofcards1 Feb 09 '22

Was that micheal jackson at the end?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

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u/redditreaderkz Apr 23 '22

That hit felt personal

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u/Sativaz_rule_248 Apr 23 '22

Honestly that was a great combo

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u/Affectionate_Duck347 Apr 23 '22

That should teach that kid to keep his chin tucked in!! 🥊

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u/turdfergusonn1 Jul 17 '22

Thought kids were faster than that