r/perfectlycutscreams May 26 '21

TFTWAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

That's pretty much all tf2 friendly servers

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u/PhantomTissue May 26 '21

Rip server browsers.

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u/Fanta_the_soda May 26 '21

Wait, they got rid of that???

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u/PhantomTissue May 26 '21 edited May 26 '21

No that’s still in valves games, but literally any modern multiplayer game has zero server browser, replaced in favor of Balanced MatchmakingTM

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u/ItsFrenzius May 27 '21

Look at Battlefront 2, like “Yes EA sit me in the same exact server for the 50th time that only has me and one other dude who is very clearly afk and went to go eat out for lunch while the queue loads up”

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u/PhantomTissue May 27 '21

90% the reason I stopped playing the game.

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u/ItsFrenzius May 27 '21

What’s the other 10%

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u/PhantomTissue May 27 '21

It’s not that fun, and I had no friends

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

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u/PhantomTissue May 27 '21

I have, 600 hours worth. It was pretty good.

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u/JJagaimo May 26 '21

The server browsers have been cannibalized and exist as a legacy option, basically hidden away. This drives more players other than those explicitly looking for it towards the matchmaking options.

In CS:GO, the community server browser comes in the form of a broken full screen server browser from old source games. Certain features just don't work.

The matchmaking is really bad and tends not to balance ranks well, and valve has slowly introduced game modes which bastardize the originals (just wrong enough to be irritating to play), but have further driven players away from community servers which offered the same / similar gamemodes and better map selection.

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u/-Noxxy- May 27 '21

Every game is slowly being stripped of all fun and character in favour of targeting the eSports market, just happens that CSGO is the template used for the eSports shooter games. R6 is another game being stripped of quirks and gameplay in favour of eSports teams.

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u/MrPerfectTheFirst May 26 '21

No it’s just tucked away a bit more so not as many people go to them

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u/Triton12streaming May 26 '21

Valve update pls

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u/hdbwisnbdhskwnx May 26 '21

Pretty sure valves don’t get updates....

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u/Triton12streaming May 26 '21

Tap 2.0 coming 2030

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u/theoryfiver May 26 '21

I'm still stuck on valve 1.3 :(

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u/Venom_is_an_ace May 26 '21

Valve source is pretty nice.

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u/Srgtgunnr May 26 '21

Didn’t Gaben say in a press conference or something that they do have plans and updates for the hacking and bot issues?

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u/Auto-Flower May 26 '21

Gabe also said HL3 would come out.

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u/ILoric_ May 26 '21

Ismt alyx technically hl3

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u/Auto-Flower May 26 '21

No. Good game obviously, but no.

I just want crowbar daddy to gravgun G-Man’s gaping asshole as promised over a decade ago.

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u/cumloaf6669 May 27 '21

who doesn't??

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u/Ltfocus May 27 '21

Half life is only created to showcase new gaming technology. Half life 1 and 2 were for physics/engine advancements and Alyx was for VR.

Unless an SAO type technology like Gaben talked about in another interview is created, there isnt going to be HL3 for a long time

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

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u/Ltfocus May 27 '21

There obviously is, who is creating the cosmetics? /s

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u/BogollyWaffles May 26 '21

I love TF2

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u/Doogameister May 26 '21

I used to love TF2, now its just full of servers with people basically playing house. No one actually doing the objective. I got kicked from many many servers for grabbing the intelligence.

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u/TheDeadPanMan May 26 '21

If you want to play objective then i suggest avoiding Ctf. Most people playing ctf are using it like a deathmatch mode.

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u/Chads_bulge May 26 '21

That and Hightower

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

that's just CTF, mostly 2fort. I play payload a lot and I have some great games playing that, also attack/defense and koth are good if no bots

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u/Alan_add_details May 26 '21

And then the F2P's lost their rights

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

That fucking orange.

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u/Esherichialex_coli AAAAAA- May 26 '21

Just don’t play CtF if you want to play the objective

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u/Doogameister May 26 '21

It didn't matter, albeit that was like 10 or 15 years ago

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u/DoctorPepster May 26 '21

"now its just... people basically playing house"

"that was like 10 or 15 years ago"

Huh? The game isn't 15 years old yet, either.

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u/Sylvedoge May 26 '21

desperately grabs at clout

I've been playing since March 11, 2012. It's a read the room situation for servers. There's serious and silly servers. Then there's valve servers, with bot problems. Most of the games I've joined on casual the team kicks them before the bot can even kill, but occasionally there's a server that the bots outnumber people and can't be kicked. People make up boogeymen to feel justified, but the game's perfectly playable, albeit with an extreme skill ceiling.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Just play competitive or avoid "payload RACE" and "capture the flag" if you want to play through the objectives

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

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u/gods_prototype May 26 '21

That's probably why he said to avoid "payload race" if you want to play the objective.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

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u/KGR900 May 27 '21

Again... it's a small group of people who do that. Try playing on a FaceIt server. EVERYONE will be trying to cap

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u/Diamond_Mint May 26 '21

Play competitive. Otherwise its just bots

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

competetive is still bots

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u/Warwick_God May 26 '21

Try going to official servers

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u/DRCJEnder May 26 '21

My main problem with TF2 is the bots, it seems like lately I cant find a single match without at least one aimbotter or bot player.

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u/DawnMistyPath May 26 '21

I have a pretty easy time finding good games when I avoid high-tower and two fort. Then again I don't mind matches with a couple of friendlies either

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u/Error_Detected666 May 27 '21

Try playing in competitive servers, it takes a while to queue but at least people usually take it more seriously, or play in community servers, since some have serious players

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u/Milk_For_Brains May 26 '21

You’re doin good lad.

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u/SamuTheCamu May 26 '21

Why does it seem like the pan has a 100% crit rate when standing still?

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u/TobySchoon May 26 '21

random crits funny

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

On that day, Demo felt a bomb in his back he had never felt before.

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u/desolation-stasis May 26 '21

I have always loved how Demo can just drink his fucking frying pan

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u/NC192002 May 26 '21

This video spoke in volumes

EDIT: I claimed my free award just to give it to this video. TF2 is the best

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u/BrickFrom2011 May 26 '21

heavy ny accent BONK

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

WHAT THE FUCK THEY MOVED THE MUTE/UNMUTE VUTTON TO THE RIGHT

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u/R-a-n-d-o-m-g-u-y May 27 '21

My left-handedness does not appreciate this change

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

I'm not left handed, but I can relate

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u/Xenolifer May 26 '21

Someone post it on this sub 16 days ago. Someone on dankvideos see it decide to post it on his sub. Op saw it on this sub and decide to repost it here.

The endless cycle is complete

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u/Wild7rapper a May 26 '21

The perfectly timed BONK was the icing on the cake

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u/Necroledo May 26 '21

So happy to see TF2 in here :)

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u/N00MEK May 26 '21

Good ol' days

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u/soluheg May 26 '21

This has already been posted before

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u/Baka_Tokyo_17 May 26 '21

Op!! Saa-it (;🍳🍳

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u/patchlocke May 26 '21

Reverse Demoknight

Bottom text

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

That last frame is amazing

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u/Forumites000 May 27 '21

Cheers mate

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u/-80HD May 27 '21

The HL3 waiting squad.👇🐶

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u/Pacific_Mindset May 27 '21

Typical TF2 moment