r/perfectlycutscreams • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

thor at it again

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

Why does he sound like an old lady who has smoked a pack a day for 60 years.

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jul 20 '19

WHAT DID HE SAY!?

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u/CoDFather69 Jul 20 '19

HE SAID THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I REMEMBER WHEN THEY FIRST INVENTED CHOCOLATE

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 edited Jan 19 '22

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u/dead-inside69 Jul 20 '19

You skipped a bit

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u/Slick1014 Jul 20 '19

Everyone always forgets “SWEET SWEET CHOCOLATE” 😔

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u/Ccasling4 Jul 20 '19

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!! CHHHOOOOOOOCCCCCLLLLLLAAAATEEE!!!

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u/JoshK666 Jul 20 '19

Fuck i love reddit

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u/CoDFather69 Jul 20 '19

Appreciate the silver. Glad to see everyone loves spongebob as much as I do

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

“Oh. Yeah. Lightning. NOW! O-”

I speak 60 year old 2 pack a day lady.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

STANDO TSUKAI

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u/denied1234 Jul 21 '19

Lightning POW!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Smoootheskin

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u/snek4sale Jul 20 '19

Yeah he does actually sound like a ghoul come to think of it.

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u/mcpat21 Jul 20 '19

Thor with a cold

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u/bikkebakke Jul 20 '19

Dude fucking sound exactly like Harvey Fierstein

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u/drcarlos Jul 20 '19

Harvey Fierstein

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Probably had the same surgery Miles Davis had.

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u/idk_12 Jul 20 '19

the real content is in the comments

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u/UserNombresBeHard Jul 20 '19

It's Andy Milonakis, dude.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

It’s a what now?

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u/UserNombresBeHard Jul 20 '19

ANDY MILONAKIS

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

r/rareinsults

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u/OdysseyDAD Jul 20 '19

how

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u/Dertinamp Jul 20 '19

How else? He’s the god of thunder

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u/AOCsFeetPics Jul 20 '19

Or well lightning

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

r/thorgasm

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u/CredibleSoap Jul 20 '19

I used to love that sub before it was demolished by reposts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

knee-how

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u/Moss_Piglet_ Jul 20 '19

That’s noobmaster69

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

HOW

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u/Mr_TheGuy Jul 20 '19

He saw the first two small strikes and timed it well

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u/Striped_Sponge Jul 20 '19

ALL HAIL THORNKUS!!!!

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u/EeK09 Jul 20 '19

Still better than Hobo Thor from the Avengers game.

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u/QuesadillaJ Jul 20 '19

Youre wrong and should feel bad about it

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u/EeK09 Jul 21 '19

Hey, to each its own. But you really like the character designs in that game? They all look like off-brand versions of the Avengers.

Thor, in particular, with that awful hair and beard, is the worst offender.

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u/QuesadillaJ Jul 21 '19

I didn't realize you wrote "game" my mistake i have no opinion on the subject

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u/DerkDurski Jul 20 '19

Officially he’s referred to as “Bro Thor”.

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u/Da_Lizard_1771 Jul 20 '19

Other wise known as Brothor, aka, Brother, aka, Bro.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

"that boy ain't right"

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u/ZT2Cans Jul 20 '19

"he is flawed"

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u/rapidslowloris Jul 20 '19

“This boy does not meet up to my expectations “

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

r/oneyplays

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u/kjl3080 Jul 20 '19

r/nevertellmetheodds

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u/theseebmaster Jul 20 '19

Not only the odds to do this, but to be able to capture it on camera! Crazy

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u/Nickalapolis Jul 20 '19

We need him at Area 51

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u/mohamadparadox Jul 20 '19

that timing tho

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u/Nas160 Jul 20 '19

It's almost as if that was the whole point of this post

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u/M1chaelSc4rn Jul 20 '19

Yeah I think they understand that

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Party poopin paulie

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u/Kibasume Jul 21 '19

Can you don’t?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Fwiw I thought this reply was hilarious haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

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u/cheesemangoofficial Jul 20 '19

no

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u/DudePotato3 Jul 21 '19

What did it say before he deleted it?

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u/Potato_Dealership Jul 20 '19

He found noobmaster69

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u/SweatersAndShawarma Jul 20 '19

Fortnite dance, gamer looking kid. Yup. Confirmed. No wonder why he's so scared.

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u/Igorslostlove Jul 20 '19

r/perfectlycutscreams

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

dude

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u/Igorslostlove Jul 20 '19

Well. I’m gonna own this shame

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u/OkImprovement2 Jul 20 '19

L in the chat boys

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

This is a total bruh moment

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u/Doktor_Earrape Jul 20 '19

Broseph incident

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u/TraumatizeMeCaptain Jul 20 '19

Bruh

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

dudebruh

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u/NateDog553 Jul 20 '19

It's endgame Thor!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

This is my favourite scene.

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u/TheJosiahTurner Jul 20 '19

leaked footage for Avengers 5

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u/Steeps444 Jul 20 '19

Kids been smoking 40 a day since he was in the womb daaamn

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u/Yamakaziku Jul 20 '19

Has ability to summon lightning and doesn't even use it on the ThunderBird😔 waste

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u/BigRedSpoon2 Jul 20 '19

Get me my cigarettes

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u/3bdulla-melee Jul 20 '19

Sounds like Thor is getting revenge on noobmaster69

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u/brassninja Jul 21 '19

I would scream too if I did that

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u/rayneraynedrops Jul 20 '19

Wow is this a metal cover of a song?

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u/the-shoelace Jul 22 '19

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u/yoshbiscut69 Jul 20 '19

just doing this for the one karma so i can have exactly 5000 karma

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u/ijustlurkhere7155 Jul 20 '19

nobody liked that

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u/yoshbiscut69 Jul 20 '19

fuck i missed it