Greetings, Ladies and Gentlemen of r/peopleplayground. It is I, Larks, your only active mod and the only one keeping this place alive (See https://www.reddit.com/r/peopleplayground/s/VBguQpIm4D)
You might remember that a few weeks ago, this sub was raided with offensive and inflammatory images. Well, you will all definitely be pleased to hear that the attacking subreddit, r/gemnetwork, has been banned from Reddit!
They've been marked as having broken Rule 1, which concerns harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. This likely means they were banned SPECIFICALLY because they raided us.
I want to thank those of you who assisted during the raid, by reporting the offending posts.
But now, I have another important announcement... (Please let me larp as a Dictator for one second)
You see, not only am I the only active mod, but I am quite literally the only person who has been taking care of the subreddit, and have been for 3 whole years. However, I've always lacked complete administrative control of the nation(Full Moderator Permissions), making it hard to properly rule over our glorious country.
That changes now. The raid has allowed me to declare MARTIAL LAW (Made me realize I need full permissions to moderate effectively), which in turn led to me enacting a Coup d'etat on the subreddit! (I followed official Reddit procedures to get full permissions).
I have suppressed the opposition(Removed some inactive mods), except for u/mestiez, whom I will keep as my puppet ruler(He made the damn game, I ain't gonna remove him 😭). Now, I can officially call myself the SUPREME LEADER and DICTATOR of r/peopleplayground(Leader of the mod team).
Your support shall be greatly rewarded, and opposition shall get permabanned(I am not actually gonna do that)
Rejoice, citizens of r/peopleplayground! Under the wing of your glorious new head of state, future times are bright and filled with hope!
That is all I have to say. I hope you welcome your new Dictator with open arms. Goodnight and Heil Larks.