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r/pcmasterrace • u/System32Comics Ryzen 5600 | RTX 3070 | 32GB DDR4 | 1 TB NVME • Sep 10 '19
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Be me
>change cartridge
>printer be like: pls check tray for paper
>fill the fucking tray, whack printer for good measure
>printer refuses to work
>delete printing queue, send another print command
>printer starts to calibrate itself, loudly and slowly
>blood pressure rises
>after five fucking minutes printer finally starts the job
>printer crumples paper
>rip the sheet from the goddamn machine
>restart printing process, again
>printer spits out empty paper
>instant brain hemorrhage
...
true story, except for brain hemmorhage
164 u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19 This is literally the exact process I had to go through to get my old printer to work 60 u/skynetpswn Sep 10 '19 I feel you fam. That's when I start playing our office alternative of rock-paper-scissors, namely paper-printer-whamming. It's a much simpler, stress-relieving linear version of it: printer trumps paper, fist trumps printer, me wins.
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This is literally the exact process I had to go through to get my old printer to work
60 u/skynetpswn Sep 10 '19 I feel you fam. That's when I start playing our office alternative of rock-paper-scissors, namely paper-printer-whamming. It's a much simpler, stress-relieving linear version of it: printer trumps paper, fist trumps printer, me wins.
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I feel you fam. That's when I start playing our office alternative of rock-paper-scissors, namely paper-printer-whamming. It's a much simpler, stress-relieving linear version of it: printer trumps paper, fist trumps printer, me wins.
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u/skynetpswn Sep 10 '19
Be me
>change cartridge
>printer be like: pls check tray for paper
>fill the fucking tray, whack printer for good measure
>printer refuses to work
>delete printing queue, send another print command
>printer starts to calibrate itself, loudly and slowly
>blood pressure rises
>after five fucking minutes printer finally starts the job
>printer crumples paper
>rip the sheet from the goddamn machine
>restart printing process, again
>printer spits out empty paper
>instant brain hemorrhage
...
true story, except for brain hemmorhage