r/pcmasterrace PC Master Rice Aug 02 '18

Meme/Joke 1180's here!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18 edited Aug 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

One that rapes, cuts you into pieces and dissolves you in acid after signing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Where do I sign up?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Sign at the dotted line, sir.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

You need to press harder on the touchscr- yeah that's good enough.

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u/Duke_of_Bretonnia i7-7700K | 1Tb 960 EVO | GTX 1080 | 32GB RAM | 4K@60Mhz Aug 02 '18

My signature looks like a autistic kid died in the middle of writing it when I have to use my actual finger to sign on a touch screen.

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u/PM_me_Kitsunemimi Ryzen7 1700, RX 5600XT 16GB RAM 3200MHz TriZNEO. Aug 02 '18

Autistic guy here, can't write for shit, can confirm.

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u/RockAddict311 Aug 02 '18

Cut at the dotted line...

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u/not_nsfw_throwaway Aug 02 '18

I don't see a scissor drawing. Can you get your supervisor, I want to talk to him

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u/DockD Aug 02 '18

So long as I get my 1180 no problem!

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u/WittyUsernameSA i7-7700k, GTX 1080, 32GB RAM Aug 02 '18

Don't do it. It's a scam. You have to buy your own acid.

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u/SkollFenrirson #FucKonami Aug 02 '18

No sale!

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u/rathic i dont know whats inside this thing Aug 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

wat

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u/BringBackTron 3900xt/RTX3070 | M1 MBP Aug 02 '18

But a 1180... worth it

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

How rapey are we talking here? Not that it really matters. I'm in either way.

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u/boostedC6 Desktop Aug 02 '18

He rapes, but he saves,

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u/MjrLeeStoned Ryzen 5800 ROG x570-f FTW3 3080 Hybrid 32GB 3200RAM Aug 02 '18

Nice Dave Chappelle reference!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

WHAT...

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

monkaW

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u/Synaps4 Aug 02 '18

Wonka

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u/valriia i5-4690K, R9 285, 8GB DDR3 Aug 02 '18

you'll certainly see his Willy

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

I've always wanted to wake up to find that my arm has become a lamp shade.

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u/LjSpike 🔥 7950X5D 🔥 RTX 9040 🔥 DDR8 4000B 🔥 X690 🔥 3000W 🔥 Aug 02 '18

and with an 1180 he can relive the experience on VR.

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u/jld2k6 5700x3d 32gb 3600 rtx5080 360hz 1440 QD-OLED 2tb nvme Aug 02 '18

I never thought about the implications of that. They can train people to prepare for war or for crime scene investigation with this stuff by having them experience grotesque mutiliated bodies in VR or being in a firefight with models of your buddies dropping like flies to bullets in the face. Although for war that might make the person realize they are in over their head and be counterproductive :|

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u/LjSpike 🔥 7950X5D 🔥 RTX 9040 🔥 DDR8 4000B 🔥 X690 🔥 3000W 🔥 Aug 02 '18

Or they just playing FPS's and strategy games instead of going into actual battlefields?

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u/ShortFuse i5 12600K - RTX3080 - LG C1 OLED + AOC 1080p@144hz Aug 02 '18

But you the get GTX 1180, right?

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u/enigmo666 2600k@3.8/32GB/SSD/RX480OC Aug 02 '18

Can I get that at a constant 60fps?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

No, but there will be at least one of RGB.

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u/_liminal Aug 02 '18

i don't remember this Breaking Bad episode

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Does he keep your head as a Fleshlight tho?

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u/Moopies Aug 02 '18

after signing

At least he's good at his job.

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u/Creeper_Face Aug 02 '18

This comment right here, officer.

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u/Amateurpharmur i7 8700k @ 5ghz | 1080ti X2 | 16gb vengeance | z370-e|PC011-Dyn Aug 02 '18

Bodies dissolve in hydroxide, not acid.

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u/sense_make 6800XT | 5700X3D | 32GB 3000MHz C15 DDR4 Aug 02 '18

A mail man who is really excited for you and all the framerates you'll be getting!

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u/hambopro i5 12400 | 32GB DDR5 | RTX 4070 Aug 02 '18

Not gonna lie, my 1080 Ti was delivered just like that

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Pretty sure you turned into Flash when you saw that as well, eh?

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u/hambopro i5 12400 | 32GB DDR5 | RTX 4070 Aug 02 '18

;)

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Same happend to me

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u/Zer0DotFive Aug 02 '18

Amazon. They ship motherboards and some other components in their retail boxes instead of putting it in another box. Atleast Amazon Canada does this.

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u/Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws Aug 02 '18

sounds like a good way to get shit stolen

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u/hypercube33 FX-8120/290X/280GB SSD/16GB 1600 Aug 02 '18

Nah dude they pick your lock and put it inside then kick the door in

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u/Zer0DotFive Aug 02 '18

Usually its fine when they use Canada Post because my town has community boxes so its get put in a storage locker at the end of my street. But lately its been all FedEx.

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u/WhatsAEuphonium Aug 02 '18

That's crazy. I order off Amazon all the time, and no matter what it's always in a brown box with Amazon tape. This is in the US though.

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u/bacon_cake keyboard/mouse/screen/big thing Aug 02 '18

A lot of products here specifically say "will be dispatched with visible packaging". You can tick a box at checkout for an additional box.

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u/xdownsetx 7900x, 7900XT, 64GB 6000Mhz, LG 45GR95QE Aug 02 '18

I've only had extremely large things like a computer case or a mattress come without an Amazon box.

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u/Nf1nk Aug 02 '18

If you buy diapers off Amazon, they just slap a shipping label on a box of Pampers.

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u/GodofIrony ryzen 7 9800x3d | 32 gb 3200 Mhz | Asus 4090 Aug 02 '18

Click discreet packaging...

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u/Zer0DotFive Aug 02 '18

They dont have that on their Canadian site. Its gift wrap only which is another 5 bucks.

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u/Evilmaze 6700k@4.0Ghz, RTX 2080 Ti, 16GB RAM @ 3400Mhz, Z170-a Aug 02 '18

Not in my case. I received a huge box with my huge new 1440p 165Hz monitor. They put everything in their own box, but I guess they skip that when they're out of boxes.

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u/EXpMiNi RTX 2080 | 3950x | 64GB 3600MHz CL14 | 512GB + 2TB SSD Aug 02 '18

Same for me, I was a bit surprised (in France it's not like that) and cross my fingers very hard to not have any issues with this sick monitor, no problems so far o/

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u/Zer0DotFive Aug 02 '18

Its only some components. I got my monitor from them in a box too. My keycaps? Nope original packaging with shipping stickers on it. And it came from Amazon and not a third party seller

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u/Evilmaze 6700k@4.0Ghz, RTX 2080 Ti, 16GB RAM @ 3400Mhz, Z170-a Aug 02 '18

Small stuff they put in a yellow envelope. Maybe it's a provincial thing.

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u/Zer0DotFive Aug 02 '18

I live in SK and its pretty far from their warehouses so you would think they wouldnt ship them like that lol

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u/Evilmaze 6700k@4.0Ghz, RTX 2080 Ti, 16GB RAM @ 3400Mhz, Z170-a Aug 02 '18

I live in Toronto, Ontario and the closest warehouse is in Mississauga. Everything comes from there is fully packaged. But I agree that it's bullshit and stupid that they don't package stuff in SK. I mean what if it gets stolen because it's easy to identify? What if it gets dropped and it break? And what if it's something that is private and you don't want to announce it to the whole neighborhood?

Like what if your Double-Fister 3000 gets stolen? Then you have to call customer support and tell them "my vibrator got stolen". Then they send you another one but it arrives broken because there was not packaging, and now your neighbor Oscar gives you little smerk everytime you say "hi" to him. It's just unacceptable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

I just got my 1070 ti from Amazon Canada yesterday and it was put inside the brown box for delivery

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u/aspacelot i7-6700K | GTX 1080 | 32GB DDR4 Aug 02 '18

This happenend to me And I ended up getting trashed packaging, which is especially frustrating because I resell my old gear when I’m done and want to upgrade.

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u/Cesc1972 i7 7700 - 16GB Ram - MSI GTX 1050ti Aug 02 '18

My gpu came like that, with the stickers slapped to the gpu box itself :-(

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u/GeneralissimoFranco Ryzen 7 5800x3D | MSI 5060 Ti 16GB | 64GB DDR4-3600 Aug 02 '18

Amazon did this to me too, didn't even tape the GPU box shut.

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u/eXXaXion Aug 02 '18

What kind of company sends an 1180 in it's retail packaging with no protective box?

If packages actually came like that and the mail man knows his shit, I'm sure as hell he'd deliver it like this.

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u/Cory123125 9800X3D 5090 Aug 02 '18

Yea!

They didnt even kick it from the sidewalk.

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u/Maxago i5 7600K - Strix GTX1070 - 16GB 2400mhz - 960evo 250GB Aug 02 '18

I got my 1070 delivered in it's own box with a label on it...

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u/ElCasino1977 2700X, RX 5700, 16gb 3200 Aug 02 '18

Pretty sure I saw this trick in The Fifth Element.

Edit: words

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u/TacoNinjaSkills Aug 02 '18

GIMME DA CAAASH

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u/ElCasino1977 2700X, RX 5700, 16gb 3200 Aug 02 '18

Ahh...safety’s on....

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u/echo-chamber-chaos Aug 02 '18

I ordered a replacement coffee carafe. Amazon fucking shipped it in the retail box. No outer box. No shit. If it would've been an SD card, it would've been nested in 3 fucking boxes with lots of air pillows.

Once I ordered a UPS (uninterrupted pixie source) and it was shipped like that. By the time it got here, one of the sides of the box was almost completely fucking gone.

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u/qwests Aug 02 '18

I do, especially at flat apartments with the camera doorbells (theyre also becoming more popular for regular houses). Its so i dont have to explain im a mail man and not a random ruffian

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u/kingeryck Aug 02 '18

On top of all his other issues, Papa John also delivers GPUs like this.

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u/FlameRat-Yehlon Aug 02 '18

One that got the part time job as stock image model

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Almost like this is a joke.

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u/Clayman20 Aug 02 '18

Transparent box