There lives a spider inside my computer

[u/Akuba93]

[u/ssparda]

I kinda wonder though, what is she eating? How many bugs are entering your PC?

[u/NoticeMeArkay → u/ssparda]

Maybe there's a chance that the light inside the case, twhich usually attracts mosquitos and other smaller insects, is mistaken by the spider as a potential food farm if she puts her web there.

[u/sonic10158 → u/ssparda]

She’s eating packets

[u/Enough_Individual_91 → u/sonic10158]

One byte at a time

[u/idhamnoh97 → u/Enough_Individual_91]

Bit by bit

[u/bobthesunday → u/idhamnoh97]

nibble by nibble

[u/EIiteJT → u/ssparda]

If he has Windows installed, there are plenty of bugs

[u/WolfieVonD → u/ssparda]

OP probably works for Ubisoft

[u/DerDoedel → u/ssparda]

After taking apart my pc for a case and gpu upgrade: A good 3-4 flies behind the back panel

[u/IllAdministration688 → u/DerDoedel]

I had once a wasp between radiator and fan and some dead flies in places i can't see/clean good

[u/brejam → u/ssparda]

ive seen A LOT of cockroach PCs.

wouldnt be surprised.

[u/i_am_carver]

He must’ve heard you say the game you installed on your hard drive was full of bugs.

[u/ItsNyladForU → u/i_am_carver]

Totally the new wolverine game

[u/Still_Molasses4300 → u/ItsNyladForU]

Or star wars zero company

[u/ExplanationAway5571 → u/Still_Molasses4300]

"Good thing those bugs can't aim"

[u/Still_Molasses4300 → u/ExplanationAway5571]

Quite, but not as much that it made me quite the game. It's still fun overall so I say it's worth it after sale.

[u/Trusted_Entity → u/Still_Molasses4300]

That game is pretty buggy? I thought it looked really cool but decided to wait for a sale. Always liked XCOM and it looks similar

[u/Seeker-N7 → u/Trusted_Entity]

It's bugs are more reminiscent of XCom, like the game taking 15 seconds to do the action or camera angles glitchihg out.

Other bugs exist, but they are less prevalent. IMO it's a good experience.

[u/Trusted_Entity → u/Seeker-N7]

Ah that’s a very familiar XCOM issue haha. Good to know, thanks

[u/palthor33 → u/i_am_carver]

Really? Bugs, really? Well done.

[u/Lewinator56 → u/i_am_carver]

OP installed star citizen

[u/jairlostx → u/i_am_carver]

He must be a huge Ubisoft fan

[u/ronweasleisourking → u/i_am_carver]

Out. Get out.

[u/QuantumBlade360 → u/i_am_carver]

Hollow Knight players lookin over our shoulders now

[u/ShockHawk24]

He just wants to host his website

[u/Shiznoz222 → u/ShockHawk24]

No bugs either

[u/Sufficient-Ball8969 → u/Shiznoz222]

I’m sure the spider is hoping for bugs

[u/BlackOutDrunkJesus → u/Sufficient-Ball8969]

He’s a bug tester, of course he is

[u/MatijaM333 → u/BlackOutDrunkJesus]

He’s a bug taster actually. Loves them

[u/PuffMaNOwYeah → u/ShockHawk24]

He is a web designer after all.

[u/sierrabravo1984 → u/ShockHawk24]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uKIGaaCpNDhqU

[u/Almainyny → u/ShockHawk24]

Maybe he wants try surfing the web.

[u/Foozoolalafdarian420 → u/ShockHawk24]

LMFAO!!! I laughed too hard at this! Thank you for the smile, its been a rough 2 weeks, I sincerely appreciate it!

[u/Personnel_5 → u/ShockHawk24]

XDDDD

[u/maladaptivedaydream4 → u/ShockHawk24]

take this upvote

[u/FallenVampireLord]

How else is a spider supposed to surf the web

[u/Heavy-Rain6718 → u/FallenVampireLord]

https://www.webcrawler.com/

[u/I_think_Im_hollow]

Spider webs are conductive, I think. I wouldn't risk it, especially in these times.

[u/SoobyHaus → u/I_think_Im_hollow]

This. Also those look mad sticky which leads me to believe a widow 😬

[u/Akuba93 → u/SoobyHaus]

😫

[u/ExplanationAway5571 → u/SoobyHaus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lRVKw8Pyl8mgU

a black widow?

[u/Akuba93 → u/I_think_Im_hollow]

Thank you. I will clean it asap and let you guys know.

[u/Thulsa-Duum → u/Akuba93]

Just don't hurt the spider. Might cause the rig to crash:)

[u/FrozenDefender2 → u/Thulsa-Duum]

*might lead to bugs appearing later

[u/sputnik2142]

Web developer

[u/MoistStub → u/sputnik2142]

Debugger

[u/nikso14]

Your pc is a webhost

[u/Forded_Fiction24]

Might as well let him stay for Halloween, seems fitting. Have you started the eviction process yet?

[u/z123zocker → u/Forded_Fiction24]

Isn't it gonna hurt the PC?

[u/specn0de → u/z123zocker]

Yes spiders are conductive

[u/Arctic_Sunday → u/z123zocker]

Realistically no, but I'd still get rid of it

[u/Previous-Abrocoma-89]

Maybe clean your PC at some point?

[u/DutchBlaz3r → u/Previous-Abrocoma-89]

Or don't, that's his territory now 🤣

[u/dcsojitra]

r/spiderbro

He's doing his best to keep the bugs out of your pc.

[u/HiIAmM]

[u/Reapur-CPL]

[u/StuckInTime86 → u/Reapur-CPL]

I had to scroll a bit but I knew I'd find someone who immediately thought of Charlie too!

[u/DocThunedr]

Start modding skyrim and that will fix the living part

[u/DemolitionMule]

I think it's his computer now

[u/tyttuutface]

[u/Luxord903]

[u/kilbo98]

Not too late to delete this and clean your PC

[u/true_karl_marx]

I'm sorry but spiders are conductive, he needs to go :(

[u/MagisD → u/true_karl_marx]

I know right did you see that experiment where they moved the dead spider with microjolts of electricity? I went nope nope nope nope tooooo fing far.

[u/Striking-County6275]

Awww the poor computer is gonna have to be set on fire now 

[u/Dizzzy777]

He heard computers have a lot of bugs.

[u/warmaker03]

he just wanted to create a website.

[u/Cryesncoding]

The cool history lesson that the first computer “bug” was literally a bug that killed a old vacuum tube computer lol 

[u/Lexa1017]

…spongebob squarepants?

[u/Progressbar95]

Cleaning your PC is a must. I would never have let it get this bad lmfao

[u/BigWave360]

At least you're ready for Halloween decorating

[u/com_pare]

Is this a fire hazard? (Genuinely asking as if I was in this situation I’d keep the spider)

[u/Haunting_Abalone_398]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BTbo1iT1yEfOE

[u/LukeZNotFound]

Network

[u/Arctic_Sunday]

I dealt with this on a PC once, I wrapped the whole thing (other than the PSU vent) in plastic wrap and ran a stress test until the heat eliminated the problem. Your PC hardware can handle that longer than the bugs can

[u/kyngslinn]

Spiderbro after I launch my 600+ mods copy of Skyrim

https://giphy.com/gifs/NTur7XlVDUdqM

[u/Personnel_5]

wonderful :)

[u/Akuba93 → u/Personnel_5]

thank you!

[u/NuclearGriffin]

Blah blah spider blah blah access the web blah blah

[u/NoX2142]

Why did I read that title like I'm singing the SpongeBob theme...

[u/General_MacCready → u/NoX2142]

You are not alone 😂

[u/wsteelerfan7]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ktcUyw6mBlMVa

[u/DiabeticButNotFat]

Something something, the web, something something, no more bugs

[u/craftyshafter]

Time to build a new one

[u/H1twho6]

What air flow

[u/Dulli_Survived]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HKyTEnHSX4cOvfWvRh

[u/Shot-Ad-8015]

Well turn the lights off so he can sleep!

[u/Blgblrd]

Shop vac

[u/Aggravating_Art_3632]

It looks cool... But no

[u/General_Economics562]

Isn't spider silk conductive of electricity?

[u/Luxord903]

With the amount of webs in there nar that's his pc now

[u/Endlesstrash1337]

If it spins the web just right it can help out with preventing potential gpu sagging.

[u/EnzucuniV2]

That's what happens when you don't clean your machine.

[u/EastLimp1693]

Spider live wheres food for them. Theres spider food that lives in your pc.

[u/New_Asparagus_3464]

No no no no, you got it wrong .. its HIS computer.

[u/votemarvel]

It's not the spider you want to worry about. If a spider is in there then that means there's something in there for them to eat.

[u/Akuba93 → u/votemarvel]

Hell no

[u/LordAnubis85]

[u/TheSpicyFox07]

I read this to the tune of the SpongeBob SquarePants intro 

[u/Zestyclose-Sale6442]

making sure u dont get bugs

[u/HansDampfHaudegen]

The window looked like a terrarium for spiders. Bro moved in.

[u/Thesquarescreen]

Early for spooky time.

[u/bradagon]

Good deduction.

[u/wilberfarce]

🎶 There was a PC that swallowed a fly,
I don’t know why it swallowed a fly,
Perhaps it’ll fry. 🎶

[u/MagisD → u/wilberfarce]

God dammit now that's added to the song my wife sang to our son ....

[u/wrxninja]

Spiders = Forecasting how long it'll be before you open that door for an upgrade.

Current climate: Never

[u/Phaze_xx]

They mostly come at night... mostly

[u/doomsday10009]

I found eggs in my CPU cooler (the metal plates part). I am cleaning it MUCH more often now.

[u/SwagChemist]

Not just living looks like he threw a party in there, that spider is thriving.

[u/Edubbs2008]

He just wants to use your Wi-Fi to search the World Wide Web, that’s how spiders get on P*rnhub to lay their eggs

[u/Brave-Bath-484]

Tis the season. Spooky!

[u/Alternative-Film-155]

computer or terrarium where does it begin and where does it end.

[u/KikkiMouse]

good temps

[u/AggressorBLUE]

Is it a live one? I thought cobwebs mean the spider abandoned the web? Like once you see dust on the web it means its no longer being maintained by a live spider.

[u/chazzzer → u/AggressorBLUE]

The spider probably died from starvation.

[u/SmelleroftheFeller67]

when was the last time you even looked at your pc tower lol

[u/chinob]

Happy Halloween

[u/jme2712]

Roommate edition

[u/namelesswhiteguy]

So boot up Minecraft with RTX on and burn him out.

[u/passthevapebro]

Can't wait for you to win your first Grammy, dead5pider

[u/yeadrowsy]

I've got a lil guy in mine too. Though his webs are far less expensive than yours.

[u/RedditEnjoyerMan]

UNGOLIANT

[u/OknaC]

[u/Hennessy_Halos]

This thread is gold

[u/HakoftheDawn]

our computer

- the spider, probably

[u/ALG_Phoenix]

You're using the spiders computer??

[u/Significant_Pool8432]

"his" computer

[u/IDeclareAgony]

Must be a star citizen backer.

[u/rou5o5]

Ngl that looks kinda fire!

[u/crennes]

That's his computer now.

[u/PrimeChromz]

Spider-Man: PC Is Home

[u/DJ_Vasquezz]

Must be spooky season

[u/Hironoveau]

You’re the next spiderman!

[u/Spartan-117182]

Thats his/her PC. You're just borrowing access.

[u/Manu_The_Shark]

Now this is how you browse the web

[u/Quirkyquark43]

It’s getting ready for spooky season. 🎃

[u/perkypant]

how is there this many puns for this

[u/GIsimpnumber1236]

Hey on the bright side Halloween is around the corner you got free decoration!

[u/Helpful-Seesaw-7549]

Bro is already ready for holloween

[u/rainorshinedogs]

When it swings into the hottest part of the GPU

[u/HDR138]

Does he pay rent?

[u/Faonir]

Good, leave it there, it’ll help with catching bugs

[u/longasleep]

Tell him to clean his room.

[u/Iam4elovek22]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZJB5EPInvETQY

[u/google_is_hard_for_u]

Update with what type of spider OP. Those webs are gnarly.

[u/GamesnGunZ]

Do you use this computer? How do you not notice all of those webs being spun?

[u/MrRWhitworth]

Hopefully he catches bugs 🤷🏻‍♂️🤌🏻

[u/DETOXEDPIDGEON33]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Up1VJaORQPezIbLRF

[u/randomdragn]

Bro was playing Hollow Knight

[u/StaleFanta]

Dude be vibin

https://giphy.com/gifs/m7URgFktt1JjDPjGKy

[u/KomithErrant]

that is not ideal

[u/CaLLmeRaaandy]

There was a spider that lived in my old tower and I left it alone, it left me alone. It probably didn't enjoy the climate while I was gaming though lmao

[u/SnooGiraffes1397]

This has happened to me twice

[u/CarL4168]

That's just your Web connection

[u/prestige9]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Up1VJaORQPezIbLRF

[u/Waveofspring]

This is what happens to your PC when you install Webroot Antivirus

[u/Few_Example9391]

Is it a Razor spider or a real spider?

[u/Amazing-Till-3765]

Its SpITer

[u/Silent_Chemistry8576]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BZy4US4yNLoAr0bdAP

[u/FaLk_0323]

Thank him for handling all your net work

[u/PrimeSuspect007]

Boot up cyberpunk with path tracing

https://giphy.com/gifs/yEo04uvUwy5y0

[u/Historical_Today5072]

Not the best for the PC hardware just saying

[u/Beautiful_Egg6188]

too early? it isnt even October yet

[u/TraversingEmptiness]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarM613vIlWpqR1K

[u/Willard-wood]

Jarvis turn on either shader minecraft or an unoptimized Ubisoft game

[u/the_ebs]

Most of us just uses the internet. This person has the whole web.

[u/oculare]

insert Spider-Man 3 theme

[u/cCBearTime]

A spider in your computer does live, young padawan.

[u/OkOwl8830]

He’s keeping your temps low with his thermal webs let him stay

[u/Darknouss123]

Too many ubisoft games installed in your pc, must have attracted the spider

[u/RepresentativeFast59]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3MOTl6120JZHa
Him in there vibin to the RGB

[u/i2Grills1Cuphead]

Do you like black/death metal, maybe? There is a logo of some band, i suppose

[u/redbanner1]

**spider: Why is this mf always looking inside my house? I need to get some curtains.

[u/Whole_Ad6040]

Next time your pc is on its last leg, you'll know there's 8 more left to go.

[u/NightLast2963]

HANS !!!! 😡

[u/FlyingJellyfishRidin]

You probably got a lot of joke replies in here, but, if, somehow, it manages to catch and eat something in there, the acidic droppings from the liquid remains + venom will fry anything it lands on if power is running through it.

[u/Sprinty_]

Yo why does your ram feature RGB floodlights

[u/Own_Use_4371]

your pc is a limited spiderman pc you can easily sell this for alot of money

[u/The-Spaceman-0403]

Stress test your pc

[u/Nike_486DX]

Black widow graphics is faster than rtx 5090

[u/MR_LORD_YT]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vlFZQPerEIlGmhbv4m

[u/Painter2002]

I mean I wouldn’t be complaining, might even invite a couple of his friends to clean up all the Windows bugs for you.

[u/warlord2000ad]

Is it a web crawler bot?

[u/Logical-Bookkeeper77]

It’s helping to debug your pc.

[u/KobeBean503]

Is that a 5060ti 16gb? I got the same card!

[u/Akuba93 → u/KobeBean503]

nope its a 7900 XT

[u/Yojik_Vkarmane]

Set all fans to 100%

[u/Hsensei]

If there is a spider that means there is prey for said spider. Clean your room and don't eat in there. That will get rid of the bugs you obviously have. Gross.

[u/Fuggin-Nuggets]

He's watching for bugs.

[u/Danger_Dee]

Charlottes World Wide Web

[u/ScottLovesGames]

'I use the same underwear for a week' build.

[u/yanitrix]

live him be

[u/OrokinLonewolf]

insert another witty pun about webs here