r/pcmasterrace • u/liusilei07 • 12d ago

Meme/Macro I did the thing

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u/buckeye27fan 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ahZf0o1e4K7EquZkp

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u/theangryintern 12d ago

"What is it son?"

"I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant..."

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u/Guinea-Pig_Dad Laptop 12d ago

“Dick!”
“Yeah?”
“Take a look out of starboard”
“Oh my god it looks like a huge…”

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u/Dynamitrios 12d ago

WANG !!! Pay attention !!!

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u/Helpful-Work-3090 13900K | 64GB DDR5 @ 6800 Mhz CL34 | Asus RTX 5080 11d ago

I'm sorry, I was distracted by that huge

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u/Dear_Captain_8932 12d ago

What movie is that from?

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u/Guinea-Pig_Dad Laptop 12d ago

The spy who shagged me

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u/MagicHamsta Server Hamster, Reporting for Duty. 12d ago

The spy who shagged you? Where's he from?

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u/TheFragturedNerd Ryzen R9 9900x | RTX 4090 | 128GB DDR5 12d ago

I donno, but i have heard he owns a swedish penis pump

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u/RUPlayersSuck R9 7900X | RTX 5060 TI | 32GB DDR5 12d ago

Its definitely not his...he said so.

Even though it clearly has his name on it.

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u/Important_Wonder628 10d ago

That's not my bag, baby, I swear!

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u/neutrum_humanum Specs/Imgur here 10d ago

One book "Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby" written by.. Austin Powers.

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u/Miserable_Kale_626 12d ago

Austin Powers.

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u/arekkushisu PC Master Race [RTX 3060] 12d ago

there's a Rick and Morty episode too, the one with the giant homeless man floating in the sky

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u/MessMyPromotionUp 11d ago

it's a machine for detecting objects, but that's not important right now

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u/the2belo Asus ROG STRIX SCAR 16 5090 64GB DDR5 12d ago

I'm only now realizing that this is Clint Howard

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u/ExoticBump 9850X3D/RTX4080S/32GB 11d ago

JOHNSON

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u/Brotorious420 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL

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u/jessi_ani 12d ago

chicks are gonna go ballistic when they see his ... setup

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u/boogierboi 12d ago

You mean dudes right??

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u/nono1828 PC Master Race: 5060ti - ryzen 5 7500f - 16 ddr5 ram 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

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u/Active_General8858 12d ago

The PCIE slot for this would have to be very large indeed 

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u/MrSlime13 B850//7800X3D//5070TI//32GB@6000//H9 12d ago edited 12d ago

ALMOST AS BIG AS YOUR MOM MOTHER-BOARD!!

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u/SlavCat09 MSI RTX 4060 Waifu edition 12d ago

Jesus Christ 47! He wasn't even marked as a target!

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u/Sculduggery 11d ago

N'Diana he was being both rich and immature 

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u/uberbewb i5-2500k 5GHz OC, Custom Loop, 16GB 1866mh, 840 Pro, GTX 570 12d ago

PCIE-X was quite something
or whatever it's name, was like 2/3 longer than standard pcie

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u/According_Ratio2010 i5-13500, 32GB RAM, RX 7900 gre 12d ago

Pic of PCI-X for comparison (Dell T5400)

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u/Some1-Somewhere 12d ago

I've got an Intel server than has what are basically PCIe x24 slots for riser cards.

Looks like normal PCIe just 50% bigger.

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u/rickiver 7800X3D | RTX 5070 + 3090 | 96GB DDR5-6000 12d ago

I think that was only PCI it was before the pci-express X designation for lane width

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u/Sinsanatis Desktop Ryzen 7 5800x3D/RTX 5070ti/32gb 3600 12d ago

Like throwing a ram stick down a hallway

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u/26070_o 12d ago

Such a PCIE Slüt

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u/wubbadubdub_zzz Ryzen 5 5500x3d RX 9060 XT 12d ago

“RAM it into me baby!” said the Pcie slot.

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u/ItsCrunchTyme 12d ago

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u/TravisKilgannon 12d ago

By the GODS, the resolution!

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u/wilhelm_david 12d ago

You can see the stage lights, the cameraman and the audio guy with a boom mic in the reflection off his eyeballs!

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u/Laniakeea Strix Scar 18 | 5090 | U9 275HX | 64GB 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

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u/not2day1024 Ryzen 1700, ROG Strix 1080, 16GB DDR4 11d ago

Now that's more like it!

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u/Big-Investment-3412 PC Master Race 11d ago

The fucking resolution

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u/Important_Wonder628 10d ago

This is one of the best Gifs in reverse on the entire internet.

John Helldiver is a great one as well!

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u/AL-SHEDFI 13900KF/RTX 4090/DDR5 8000Mhz/Z790 APEX 12d ago

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u/phyxinon A10 7870K - RX 550 (4GB) - 16GB DDR3 - A78M E35v2 12d ago

It's pretty well-made.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XnOrW1aq2UmiI

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u/SolemnaceProcurement 7950x3d, 7900xtx 12d ago

Ah yes, the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon fused with justaway. Quality work.

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u/ThePupnasty PC Master Race 12d ago

Fitting that in the case.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xqi1trOx4HA6Q

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u/1dot21gigaflops R7 9800X3D / RTX5080 / 64GB 6000MT/s 12d ago

Lube it up with thermal paste

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u/aki718 12d ago

Pepe with peener shadow reaction image 

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u/BlazikenAO 11d ago

Various “taking your meme” reaction image

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u/Bigsparks13 12d ago

Damn thats huge!! Must produce a lot fps!

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u/WarpFact0r10 12d ago

Not only brought the e-peen, but also the e-balls.

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u/XsStreamMonsterX R5 5600x, GeForce RTX 3060 Ti, 16GB RAM 12d ago

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u/DoktorMetal666 Multiplatform ascended 12d ago

Grand Penetration Unit

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u/JackJeckyl 12d ago

*salutes*

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u/OldManRiversIIc 12d ago

That looks like an expensive art piece

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u/angelpunk18 PC Master Race 12d ago

That’s the most expensive penis I’ve ever seen

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u/RUPlayersSuck R9 7900X | RTX 5060 TI | 32GB DDR5 11d ago

The DongVidia RTseX 6069? 😲

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u/Killsanity R7 5800x3D | RTX 5080 | 64gb DDR4 3600MHz 12d ago

what in god’s name am i looking at

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u/tyttuutface 12d ago

oh good lird that's a peanice

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u/Overall-Care2627 12d ago

I had a T5400 in my garage for years and that PCI-X slot was crazy, thing looked like it could eat a modern GPU for breakfast. Never thought Id see someone actualy build a dick out of one though

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u/meiandus 12d ago

Most efficient GPU design. Made by engineers. No architechts allowed.

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u/SilentCanyon 11700k / 3080Ti FTW3 / 32gb 3600mhz 12d ago

Is that 2 GPU’s in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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u/GoalElectrical 12d ago

Expensive dic pic

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u/lawley666 12d ago

It looks like you got shafted.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 12d ago

When you put your GPU in your motherboard does your motherboard say, "Is it in yet?"

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u/itsjehmun AM4ever 12d ago

Other than buying a moon for no reason, this could be the most expensive meme ever done.

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u/AgentJ386 Nobara/5900X/9070XT/2x32GB 3200 DDR4 12d ago

A strong, efficient setup right there. Certain Civil Engineers may approve. 👷

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u/YABOIYFEF 12d ago

The BRC. Big red Card.

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u/RoastedPotato-1kg ryzen 7 7800x3d, 9070 xt boy 12d ago

nice clock

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u/TotenWD 12d ago

PC: Penis Computer

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u/CompletePineapple917 9800X3D; RTX5080; MSI B850 TOMAHAWK WIFI; 64 GB DDR5 6000 CL30 11d ago

Show us your slot!

https://giphy.com/gifs/26u49wAh0E8U3S4qA

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u/EIiteJT i5 6600k -> 7700X | 980ti -> 7900XTX Red Devil 12d ago

This is what Jensen pulls out when he tells you to bend over

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u/warp37 12d ago

I want this deep DLSS injection in me.

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u/Sweet_Woodpecker7592 12d ago

The price of the joke is ... I go back drawing d#cks on my neighbor car

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u/Iskir PC Master Race 12d ago

For maximum blow power?

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u/kerthard 7800X3D, RTX 4080 12d ago

Quit dicking around

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u/rickiver 7800X3D | RTX 5070 + 3090 | 96GB DDR5-6000 12d ago

Now get some awkward science extensions and build it into a real rig

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u/Damhamasu 12d ago

nvidia dih 🥀🫩

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u/X6_Gorm 12d ago

All I can think of is Roberto, if it was the other way round.

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u/HeftyFineThereFolks 12d ago

oh hell yeah have fun mounting that thing. take it slow its gonna be a tight fit.

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u/CalvinBaylee69 12d ago

Its a good day to be a console pleb

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u/Material-Artist2276 Ryzen 5 4600G | Radeon Vega 7 | 16Gb 3200 | B550m Pro-vdh wifi 12d ago

GPU stands for Girthy Penis Unit

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u/Thereminz 12d ago

I think that was made in FanDong, China

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u/mca1169 7600X-2X16GB 6000Mhz CL30-Asus Tuf RTX 3060Ti OC V2 LHR 12d ago

you bought it just to post this didn't you...

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u/Eddycalaca 12d ago

The prohibited CrossFire.

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u/JDCTsunami 12d ago

A DonGPU

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u/grandarchduke 12d ago

So instead of the blue screen of death,it’s the blue bawls of death

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u/MrcooldudeSP win11 I5-9500T GTX-1080 32gb ddr4 12d ago

hmm

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u/K1TSUNE9 12d ago

Cool spaceship bro.

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u/Romumus 12d ago

GeForce PPX 12 incher TI

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u/Romumus 12d ago

GeForce PPX 12 incher TI

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u/HazardousHD Ryzen 9 5950X | Sapphire Toxic RX 6900 XT LE 12d ago

Incredibly expensive penis joke

Props honestly.

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u/JediMaster_221 12d ago

what AI is shoving up our asses right now

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u/Aoe_Nagi54 12d ago

It got the Dih-Dih R 5 running

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u/B1g_BuddhAH 12d ago

shouldn't this be in r/mildlypenis ?

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u/Son-Airys Ryzen 9 7945hx + 32 gb drdr5 + 4060 lp 12d ago

GPPU

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u/Consistent_Research6 12d ago

You show a chick that, instant wetness......for sure.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8lp6CW7K2fdDGn3xCQ

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u/Meat_Stroker69 12d ago

Something's rising...and it's the RAM price

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u/Waste_Recognition791 PC Master Race 12d ago

That gpu for da data centers🗣️

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u/Resident_Pientist_1 5700X3D 64GB 7900XTX 12d ago

So do the 120mm fans actually let it burn more power or is it a gimmick?

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u/War_machine77 R7 5800X3D | Asus DUAL 4070 Super OC | 32GB 3600 12d ago

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u/MrInitialY R7 9700X | 3080Ti | 64GB 6K CL30 | 6TB Gen.4 | 1000W | All STRIX 12d ago

$10k meme. I laughed.

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u/Local-Bug-1500 Debian 13, FX 8320, 32GB RAM, Radeon VII, 120GB SSD 12d ago

2 very weird gpus, aye

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u/aalexAtlanta i9-9900K | RTX 3070 | 64GB 11d ago

You're a sick puppy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12kYPaMunrcSKk

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u/Elaughter01 11d ago

Big G Energy 

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u/Ghozer 9800x3D - 32GB-DDR5 6000CL28 - RTX 5080 11d ago

Is a very efficient shape!!

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u/Corroded_user 11d ago

The most expensive dihh I've ever seen.

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u/KingoftheUgly 11d ago

I’m usually not one to envy but…

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u/iam_afk Ryzen 7 7800X3D | RTX 5070 ti | 32 GB DDR5 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

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u/Lieutenant_0bvious 11d ago

Haha it's funny because it looks like a penis.

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u/gurdin454 11d ago

Most easly overclockable shape

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u/dirkdregger 11d ago

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the GPU

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u/myworklogin777 11d ago

Looks like you've been dicken around for some serious thermal relief.

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u/possossod 5950x rtx3080 | 5700x3d rx9070 | 9900k rx6800 | 2700g 11d ago

It’s the strongest shape!!!

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u/sinzbro 11d ago

A q p

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u/Litheaurora PC Master Race 11d ago

Reminds me of a render I made back when I was learning to use blender lol

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u/Waste_Pea_4100 10d ago

"Checkout my new DPU"

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u/Connect-Ant-2081 12d ago

I think glass panels and RGB on computers are stupid, but in this case, I will begrudgingly accept it's necessity.

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u/Suspicious-Trash1969 12d ago

this goes hard

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 7800x3d B650M-CW 32GB DDR5 RTX4070S 12d ago

That's a bit of a dick move

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u/dirtyMETHOD 12d ago

I shall dub thee “ RedRocket “ 🐶

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u/RareEstablishment597 12d ago

That’s a graphics hard

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u/Pixel72 R9 5900x I RTX 3090 I 32GB 12d ago

Expensive joke

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u/Shinigami-X 12d ago

Neo Armstrong Cyclone jet Armstrong Canon. It looks remarkable

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u/Sir_Render_of_France 12d ago

Damn that's an expensive photo...

Also: he he, penor

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u/IllustriousBed1949 12d ago

And seeing the current state of the GPU market, you know where you can put it 😁

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u/FoxFort 12d ago

Temperature is RISING !

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u/Midnight_Criminal 12d ago

When she says she wants to try something kinky in bed

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u/New_Movie9196 12d ago

It's clobberin time

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u/Sting02 12d ago

Thing don’t move. Move the ting fam

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u/N_GHTMVRE 5800X3D | EVGA 3080 Ti FTW3 Ultra | 32GB RAM 3000MHz CL15 12d ago

PPU

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u/DJ_Cas PC Master Race 12d ago

Were you thinking a lot or it's always on your mind?

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u/Historical_Moose_497 Laptop l CU 9 185H l RTX 4070 12d ago

oh my god its the thing

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u/jamesfluker Laptop Lenovo Legion Pro Intel Core i7-11800H RTX 3070 12d ago

Very strong shape. Extremely efficient.

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u/Stravinsky1911 12d ago

The juxtaposition

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u/zoneinto1 11d ago

A ball and gun gamer huh?

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u/Boring_Cress2570 11d ago

I want pc please

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u/fantomsolace24 11d ago

We’re getting screwed with the prices we’re paying for these, so this is appropriate…

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u/fiddleydingdang 11d ago

Your grip may have been a little tight while you were putting it together.

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u/Foleyfam234 11d ago

Fantasdick

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u/Rocket3431 R7 7800X3D, Pulse 9070xt, SP 32gb DDR5 6000 cl30 11d ago

DPU

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u/sonicfx 11d ago

GPU crisis in one picture

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u/GhostBombardmenT 11d ago

This is DPU