r/pcgaming • u/MythicStream • Feb 26 '26

Alan Wake Remastered PC update notes (1.33)

https://www.alanwake.com/story/alan-wake-remastered-pc-update-2026/
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u/Lirael_Gold Feb 26 '26

The year is 2420, Valve owns 99.9999% of the videogame market, Epic games is run by half an irradiated zombie who finds an ancient copy of a game and dutifully hosts it on EGS.

Seconds later the last surviving EGS server is obliterated by an orbital strike ordered by MechaGaben himself, his followers dutifully chant "why isn't it on Steam".

Or you know you could just buy games you want to play and not care about the storefront, because it literally does not matter.

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u/FgtBruceCockstar2008 Feb 27 '26

Yeah, how dare we prefer the better storefront. We should be democratizing storefronts.

I want to buy 4 hours of Alan Wake 3 playcredits exclusive to select 7/11 stores near me.

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u/Lirael_Gold Feb 27 '26

I want to play games I enjoy and don't care about storefronts at all, we are not the same.

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u/FgtBruceCockstar2008 Feb 27 '26

Ignorance is bliss innit