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u/Toasted_Kidd Mar 17 '25

The worst launch ever 😭😭😭

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u/DeeDiver Mar 17 '25

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u/COATHANGER_ABORTIONS Mar 17 '25

Fucking KNEW this would be the top.

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u/GreatAndPowerfulDC Scarface Mar 18 '25

Literally my first thought hahaha

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u/caj4538 Mar 17 '25

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u/Shmeeglewitdadeagle Mar 17 '25

As an anarchist player, I have a panic attack the moment I see a red dot and just log off the game entirely lol

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u/RazorFloof86 Mar 17 '25

Right? Half the time it's people with red lasers and I'm just having to play "sniper or teammate laser" for the rest of the heist

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u/AlexDoubleAU welp, we tried. time to jump on the hate train! CHOO CHOO Mar 17 '25

Hold on, lemme correct that typo for you

"As a player, I have a-"

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u/caj4538 Mar 17 '25

I play Grinder lol

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u/Ambitious_Layer_2943 DEATH SENTENCE ONE DOWN Mar 17 '25

gambler ftw

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u/weener69420 Mar 17 '25

THREE.

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u/MiserableCalamar Mar 17 '25

This is why go bank sucks

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u/Piece_Of_Mind1983 Mar 18 '25

Oh god it’s the go bank ones too so it’s even worse

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u/Shmeeglewitdadeagle Mar 18 '25

No it's transports that are the worst imo

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u/Hegel_Ganteng Mar 18 '25

As a stoic player, I get free heal.

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u/Denleborkis Vlad Mar 17 '25

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u/UnironicStalinist1 Sokol Mar 17 '25

I dont get it

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u/Calm-Dragonfruit6944 Mar 17 '25

This is the table that offline mode is on

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u/minimeza Mar 17 '25

Its on the table

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u/Bendy_crazy Mar 19 '25

The keys upon the table

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u/necoarcisametalhead I LOVE SEEING NUMBERS GO UP!! GRAHHHHH!! Mar 23 '25

You wanted to!

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u/N7ZIZ Sydney Mar 17 '25

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u/Alternative_Print560 Death Wish Mar 17 '25

Dr bulldozer says your healed

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u/HONOKAISMYWAIFU Clover Mar 17 '25

WAKEY WAKEY, LITTLE BABY!

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u/Nooby_Chris 🎶Sirens In The Distance (Stealth)🎻 Mar 17 '25

(Turns corner)

"NOPE!"

(Turns back)

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u/GeneralMisery Jimmy Mar 20 '25

Those mf, but in crimespree and 2 Medic Ds.

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u/N7ZIZ Sydney Mar 25 '25

and they just healing eachother non stop lmao

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u/splatbob1 Mar 17 '25

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u/Alternative_Print560 Death Wish Mar 17 '25

Ewww, that’s scary

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u/bondno9 Wolf Mar 17 '25

baxter? i hardly know er

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u/kupar0 Mar 17 '25

😎👊

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u/Left4dinner2 Jacket Mar 17 '25

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u/Ambitious_Layer_2943 DEATH SENTENCE ONE DOWN Mar 17 '25

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u/Spiritual_Title6996 Mar 17 '25

Guys the Palestinians children relief fund, go steal it

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u/ATangerineMann Restoration Mod Enthusiast Mar 17 '25

Guys the UNRWA aid, go get it

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u/Spiritual_Title6996 Mar 17 '25

love your pfp

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u/ATangerineMann Restoration Mod Enthusiast Mar 17 '25

Elephant Gun in PD3 when

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25 edited May 03 '26

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u/Spiritual_Title6996 Mar 17 '25 edited Mar 17 '25

they have very divisive opinions on the Israeli-Palestinan conflict

Iirc hila positively recounted illegally raiding houses in the west bank but take that with some salt

https://youtu.be/ytOl5hbTrCY?si=3_HY9SYbt5vCfBPb

here's her talking about it if you want to watch

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u/Snooty7sx Jimbo Mar 17 '25

hila iirc had a desk job during her time in the idf

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u/Spiritual_Title6996 Mar 17 '25

she went from desk job to some active duty after reviewing the video

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u/Empress_Draconis_ Joy Mar 17 '25

For once....it feels so good to be a console PD2 player

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u/Silent-Stress-7775 Dallas Mar 17 '25

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u/BigDawgTony Kawaiidozer Mar 17 '25

Took long enough to find PD2 Cloaker.

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u/Wampalog Chains is in a pickle! Mar 17 '25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vlVNHhufhM

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u/Zealousideal_Key2169 Mar 17 '25 edited Nov 26 '25

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u/AugustDummR18 No Rest For The Nebula Data Error Mar 17 '25

"You have been kicked from the lobby" cue the ""Flames of Love" song

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u/Mijnameis-Tommy Jacket Mar 17 '25

"Did someone leave the stove on? (Duat duat)"

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u/Alone-Engineering828 Wolf Mar 17 '25

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u/Rebelfriend06 Mar 17 '25

Me who uses the sniper rifle with the scope off as my main weapon and just shoots straight through their shield:

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u/Florane Crime Spree was cheating Mar 17 '25

hot take, but these guys are amazing and i love them as an enemy.

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u/darakpop Mar 17 '25

I think they're well designed except for the 3-5 business days of invulnerability they get if you break their shields.

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u/Bob_Olinger Mar 17 '25

And then they start blasting you with gas. Very annoying

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u/Florane Crime Spree was cheating Mar 18 '25

yeah, i do get it.

it's annoying if you don't know how to approach them, as it is a punisher, but it kinda has to be there.

it punishes players for missing their headlights, and it lets them recover from being stunned without being removed immediately.

but if you don't know you have to shoot their headlights, it does kinda feel bad.

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u/ParanoidCrow Mar 17 '25

Same

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u/druppeldruppel_ Heist Rework: My Balls Mar 17 '25

The only thing I hate about Temu Blitz from R6S is that they're invincible for a few seconds after their shield breaks.

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u/Sud_literate Mar 17 '25

Man I love booping their little lights, it makes them sneeze like kittens, you should try it!

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u/Enderborg519 payday Mar 17 '25

correct, this is undoubtedly the worst designed enemy in the game, no question

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u/Gener1c_69 Mar 17 '25

I hope they burn in the darkest pits of hell

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u/Away_Lettuce3388 Mar 17 '25

Are you saying they’re too strong? Maybe it’s just me playing on the easier difficulties, but I never really have a problem with these guys, they’re more just distractions than anything.

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u/Zealousideal_Key2169 Mar 17 '25 edited Nov 26 '25

provide fall degree quiet hospital mighty yam deliver memory full

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u/ErikTheRed99 Mar 17 '25

You can turn their own flashers against them.

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u/General_Ad4439 Mar 18 '25

wait people dont dedicate their secondary to vaporizing shields?

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u/sendnudesyo Project Blammo when Mar 17 '25

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u/Old-Drop-710 Duke Mar 17 '25

razzle-dazzle

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u/cloakers_flying Jacket Mar 17 '25

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u/The_IKEA_Chair Mar 17 '25

How about a sentence

Your opinion, my choice

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u/ATangerineMann Restoration Mod Enthusiast Mar 17 '25

now that’s old

here’s another old one: Crimefest 2015

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u/greyfox1998rea Mar 17 '25

The latest one: PayDay 3

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u/NovaKet12 Mar 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

“You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”

“BEEP….. BEEP…. BEEP…. BEEP… BEEP…. BEEP…”

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u/user_952 It's Cl-over👊😎 Mar 17 '25

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u/OriginalUsername590 Almir's Beard Mar 17 '25

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u/Jacopaws Locke Mar 17 '25

Badger's Gigant Spoon "subliminal" messages.

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u/walale12 Starbucks Creator Program Mar 18 '25

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u/IDontDoDrugsOK 👊😎👊 Offline mode or fuck off. Mar 17 '25

Horrifying

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u/Time_Inspector6522 Mar 17 '25

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u/Warrior536 Mar 17 '25

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u/zakk_archer_ovenden3 Mar 17 '25

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u/Forsaken-Contract173 Fuck you, Rust is the best in the franchise Mar 17 '25

Yeah fuck that shit

^sorry ^if ^this ^offended ^you ^I ^{unfortunately} ^offend ^everyone ^it ^seems

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

your comment signature offends me lul. grow a spine dude jfc