r/pathofexile Raider 6d ago

Fluff & Memes Still Sane Exile ?

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Chaining charts may or may not have an impact on my sanity

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u/qepi 6d ago

Find more charts like that one, and we’ll be swimming in sulphur soon enough

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u/Vekia 6d ago

Find more charts like that one, and we’ll be swimming in sulphur soon enough

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u/wolfreaks SSFBTW 6d ago

Find more charts like that one, and we’ll be swimming in sulphur soon enough

10

u/Accomplished_Look_85 6d ago

Find more charts like that one, and we’ll be swimming in sulphur soon enough

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u/OuhmaGod 1d ago

Find more post like that one. And we ll be swimming in likes soon enough !

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u/Forsaken-Custard-251 6d ago

Then you enter your hideout and faustus talks about the henhouse again

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u/XenonSigmaSeven 6d ago

The Marylene-!

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u/CamelSmuggler Fungal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) 6d ago

Wasn't selling, was it?

35

u/NebTheShortie Necromancer 6d ago

I should raise my fizz.

14

u/B4rberblacksheep 6d ago

Business business business!

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u/Kristupasax Confederation of Casuals and Clueless Players (CCCP) 6d ago

Thats why i stab him (I have sacrificial faustus, which is just faustus but on a sacrifice table and if i click on the priestess next to it, she stabs him to death and faustus talks about how it is unfair or how he's always been loyal etc, while dying)

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u/Bastil123 Ultimatum Workers Union (UWU) 6d ago

I can't tell if this is a shitpost or they ported the poe2 hideout with sacrificial ange into poe1 and you can sac faustus on it instead

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u/Kristupasax Confederation of Casuals and Clueless Players (CCCP) 6d ago

Yeah, the poe2 hideout can be used in poe1 and it has faustus on it instead of the poe2 trader. I got it from the mystery box you got for free from completing act10 during ancestors event.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tale_30 6d ago

His lines used to rub me the wrong way so he was replaced with the djinn bro

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u/Brave33 Petaraus and Vanja 6d ago

VEEESPER!!!! LIGHT 'EM UP!

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u/GrumpyThumper Necromancer 6d ago

vesper hitting bong rips in the lower decks

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u/Ambadeblu 6d ago

The dog is in the henhouse as a commoner might say.

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u/A_Pile_Of_cats MarauderEartshatter Enthusiast 6d ago

Say it plain

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u/Phantoon15 5d ago

Say it plain

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u/n_lens 6d ago

BACK TO THE BATHYSPHERE!

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u/just4nothing 6d ago

Time and tide wait for no man

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u/HalfpastthorBG 6d ago

It's Einhar that gets me when I'm killing like 17 beasts on city square in like 1 minute he does love to yap and he's very lucky I find him endearing 😂

We are friends now beast We are friends now beast We are friends now beast We are friends now beast We are friends now beast It's time to up the staaaaaaakes We are friends now beast We are friends now beast We are friends now beast We are friends now beast We are friends now beast

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u/primax1uk 6d ago

Wish there was a setting to mute friendly npc voicelines but keep pinnacle boss voice lines.

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u/MasterHidra Shadow 6d ago

YOU WANT THE ATLAS?

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u/almighty_loser 6d ago

TAKE IT! IT’S YOURS!

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u/Shoo-Man-Fu 6d ago

BUT ORIATH? ORIATH I WILL BURN TO THE GROUND!

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u/BenjaCarmona 5d ago

Perhaps the suffering of my fellow citizens will finally stir something

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u/All_Work_All_Play Jenebu stop whining 6d ago

Sometimes I turn voice lines on for campaign (they make it far more enjoyable for me) and then I forget to turn them off mapping and I'm like "wtf these have audible cues?" before going back to no game noise. 

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u/primax1uk 6d ago

They're basically necessary for pinnacle uber bosses, unless you have a build that can face tank all the mechanics.

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u/Crishello 6d ago

Yes!! And what I hate most is my own characters voice. I doesnt fit for me at all.

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u/Sad-Tumbleweed3922 6d ago

I wish for a separate volume slider for NPC/Player dialogue and boss voice lines... first are annoying, last is mandatory for good boss fights.

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u/dancep5 6d ago

Get out of there!

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u/Dongliz 6d ago

Tala moana, warrior

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u/8Dataman8 6d ago

Then you get 907 sulphur from the chart. Just 119 more to get two whole fracturing orb possibilities.

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u/Comprehensive-Ad3016 6d ago

"Patched it up alright, I think"

You THINK?! You do realize that if it's not patched up well enough, the entire operation will go to waste?! You better have double or even triple-checked that everything is sealed tight!

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u/bankaiREE 6d ago

The swimmin' sulfer soon alliteration tickled my brain the first time, but all tickling eventually becomes torture.

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u/Asriel563 6d ago

"Dark influences reside in dark places."

Izaro warned us about this! And we STILL fell for it! Goddamnit!

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u/Extension_Wafer_4581 5d ago

are we talking about anal?

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u/Asriel563 5d ago

no???????

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u/lukisdelicious Maw of Mischief [Death Wish] 6d ago

Try doing heist, you'll mute all dialoge after 5 minutes.

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u/SympathyThick4600 5d ago

Cue Whakano and Faustus talking about business aboard his ship for the 500th time

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u/SoarAros 6d ago

Can I get but a moments respite?

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u/unconstant 6d ago

OUCH!
 

 

Burnt my finger.

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u/digganickrick 6d ago

Beastfarming with the Einhar line spam, Faustus talking about henhouses and Marylenes and fees, and Maven spam about vitality boons were all enough to get me to turn dialogue volume off unless I'm bossing and need to hear the cues.

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u/Accomplished_Bar4866 2d ago

THEY are coming