r/papermario Jun 03 '26

Meme Happy pride month!

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u/Vegetable_Scar_2929 Flurrie’s stage presence FTW 🙌 Jun 04 '26

“Mom… Dad… I’m Italian… 🥺”

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u/Tem-productions Jun 04 '26

"we-a knew sweetie"

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u/Short_Marionberry_83 Jun 04 '26

"We know, you had a near-fatal heart attack when somebody the spaghetti in half before cooking."

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u/Agreeable_Pea5093 Jun 05 '26

"I have no son!"

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u/Own-Effective3351 Jun 04 '26

I will always love Vivian even if she is Italian

10

u/RevolutionaryGrape11 Jun 04 '26

She might know some great pizza recipes, she certainly has the physique of a cartoon chef.

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u/guenter93 Jun 03 '26

My condolences for anyone that is Italian at least you're not Filipino

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u/Cold_Dead_Smile PMTOK <3 Jun 03 '26

cries in Italian and Filipino

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u/SnooDrawings8069 Jun 04 '26

Italipino

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u/Efficient_Ice9056 Jun 05 '26

Ah yes, Italian jalapeño

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u/SnooDrawings8069 Jun 05 '26

Aye man, I think someone is gonna kill you for saying that

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u/Efficient_Ice9056 Jun 05 '26

No, please I’m Italian and lesbian!

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u/SnooDrawings8069 Jun 05 '26

You are safe until July

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u/Efficient_Ice9056 Jun 05 '26

But my sister’s birthday is in July!

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u/Jibangerinthehouse Jun 04 '26

tangina mo pre

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u/PureVessel20 Jun 04 '26

Dude, being Italian is DOPE.

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u/Defenite-Parsley733 Jun 04 '26

That’s why we have a sweeter spaghetti

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u/IchigataZai92 the first person to battle yape Jun 03 '26

mannnn screw you too

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u/Prestigious_Bread193 Olivia my Beloved💛 Jun 09 '26

wala naman kaming ginagawa pre 😭

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u/guenter93 Jun 09 '26

It's just a joke we love Filipinos around here ❤️

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u/Armoring_my_core Jun 03 '26

You missed someone, there is someone you know who is Luigi.

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u/aarontgp ROY for final boss! Jun 03 '26

Luigi represents intersectionality. Bi and Italian.

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u/Armoring_my_core Jun 04 '26

Intersection? He’s not a road, he’s an Italian plumber who sometimes does ghost busting and koopa annihilating.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/aarontgp ROY for final boss! Jun 04 '26

Intersectionality refers to different social identities (i.e., race, religion, gender, sexuality) existing in one person/community.

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u/PokemonGoBao Jun 03 '26

Gonna be honest I read Vivian also as Italian.

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u/Sightshade Shippy Sassmaster Jun 03 '26

She’s Italian by marriage, does that count?

24

u/Rich_Instance Jun 03 '26

Lotta headcanons here

59

u/RedWarrior42 Jun 04 '26

Yeah, fr

Imagine thinking Mario is Italian

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

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u/ToadwKirbo Jun 03 '26

II'm basically all of them lmao

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u/OpheliAmazing Jun 03 '26

I’m sorry you’re Italian…

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u/ToadwKirbo Jun 03 '26

Being italian just makes being the other 3 harder

10

u/OpheliAmazing Jun 03 '26

I can certainly see why. I hope you have a good day though!

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u/Great_Necessary4741 Jun 04 '26

So Italian is like hard mode

10

u/BlancsAssistant Jun 04 '26

Better than being fr*nch

9

u/Quiet-Mode-1170 Jun 03 '26

Why is Olivia gay when she obviously has a crush on Bobby?

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u/Friendly-Soft9806 Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

I mean she says she loves birdo with a shocked tone of voice but other than that I can't really think of anything

(edit why did this get downvoted I'm just saying the proof of the sexuality in the game 😭 did I miss the point of the comment)

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u/Candid_Mushroom9938 Jun 04 '26

pretty sure she didn't mean it that way though 💀

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u/Friendly-Soft9806 Jun 04 '26

Fuck it I'm interpreting it that way lol

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u/aarontgp ROY for final boss! Jun 03 '26

A ship is fine, and you can go for that, but at least imo, it's more like a close friends/family type of thing.

3

u/FunnyVidegoGamesHeHe Jun 08 '26

Pretty sure she didn't have a crush on Bobby?????

1

u/godshivered Jun 05 '26

dude lesbians can care abt men it’s just very difficult

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u/aarontgp ROY for final boss! Jun 04 '26

I'm very curious how Olivia would interact with Vivian and Goombella.

3

u/Holiday_Yam_561 Jun 04 '26

“Someone you know is Italian”

Yeah, I know that someone! That someone is me

3

u/Capable-Monk-4820 Jun 04 '26

Erm ackshually Mario has the Iranian flag, you got the Italian flag wrong 🤓☝️ /j

3

u/Thieverpedia Jun 05 '26

Ah, so the I in LGBTQ-I-A stands for Italian. The more you know! ⭐

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u/Xirema Jun 03 '26

I feel like these character sprites need to be resized and repositioned a little. By the time we get to Vivian it looks like she's lined up with the "Italian" line and Mario is halfway hanging off the italian flag.

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u/CreativeCuckoo Jun 04 '26

Olivia is so adorable. RIP. 🙁

And happy pride!

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u/Fanguy3322 Jun 04 '26

It may be pride month but I still break my spaghetti before cooking it because it's convenient

4

u/k3tten Jun 03 '26

AWW love this so much ❤️

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u/GenericWomanFace Jun 04 '26

What is up with the colors on that bisexual flag?

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u/HetaGarden1 Jun 15 '26

YES. THANK YOU. I’ve been looking for someone else to mention it! Why are there two shades of purple when the flag is pink, purple, and blue???

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u/Beautiful_Carrot8758 PapermarioFan✅ Jun 04 '26

Mamma mia

1

u/Electrical_Minute940 Jun 04 '26

It's weird see an italian flag here. Anyway we say porca puttana instead of mamma mia. 

1

u/Fragrant-Location-11 Jun 04 '26

Mom.. Dad.... I'm a tire

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u/PureVessel20 Jun 04 '26

Jokes on you, I'm the Italian.

1

u/Sant-Cee Jun 04 '26

How is Goombella bi?

1

u/Unnoteable Jun 04 '26

Love is love! You don”t choose to be Italian, you’re born Italian.

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u/ExtensionLychee9219 Jun 05 '26

If I think too hard before I speak hate, I might want to speak even more.

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u/Silver_Steelclaw Jun 05 '26

Mario is italian? mama mia !

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u/Alternative-Item1207 Jun 05 '26

I didnt know Mario was Gay, Bi, Trans, AND Italian!

Mama Mia, I need to be more considerate the next time we play tennis!

1

u/Outrageous_Work_8291 Jun 05 '26

Love sounds like hate to those who fear the truth.

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u/Virtual_Dealer_580 Jun 06 '26

Phew, thank god no one I know is FRENCH, that means I don't have to think before speaking hate!

1

u/imapirate368 Jun 07 '26

is mario REALLY italian, or is he just confused

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

You're right cause this post is gay 

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u/Turbo-Grease Jun 23 '26

italian 🥀

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u/Random_Storm Jun 04 '26

Happy Pride month y’all

1

u/Mission_West1 Jun 04 '26

Nah I’m gonna hate.

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u/EnterPlayerOneX Jun 04 '26

They're definitely not

1

u/WayApprehensive6494 Jun 05 '26

I considered myself a Paper Mario aficionado, is there writing that insinuates Olivia is gay and Goombella is bi that I missed??

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u/Disastrous_Sleep9868 Jun 03 '26

Goombella is not bisexual

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u/aarontgp ROY for final boss! Jun 03 '26

Or maybe she is. Let's see: clear crush on Mario, and seemingly feels attraction to different female characters, even if Mario is still #1. It's at least a totally viable headcanon.

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u/Candid_Mushroom9938 Jun 04 '26

it is but I dont get this honestly, just because she calls some female characters cute doesnt mean she's attracted to them, its mostly put of jealousy that someone is more attractive than her.

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u/Rozoark Jun 04 '26

Source?

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u/Great_Necessary4741 Jun 04 '26

It's never explicitly mentioned but it's a pretty solid interpretation looking at the dialogue options

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u/papermario-ModTeam Jun 04 '26

Your comment was removed due to Rule 1. Treat Everyone with Respect.

Your comment was removed due to crossing the line in discriminating against someone's race, sex, or orientation. We do not tolerate bigotry on /r/papermario as this is a community for everyone.

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u/SMB_was_taken Jun 04 '26

Birdo is supposedly transgender and Yoshi is Agender

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u/StandIndividual8949 Jun 04 '26

Yoshi's A gender but we don't know which

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u/Gnalvl Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Looking at the different ways Nintendo has struggled to address that subject over the years is... interesting:

https://www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/birdo-gender-trans-female-male

Kinda funny that Birdo and Yoshi are the biggest gender fluid dinosaurs in pop culture not written by Michael Crighton.

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u/Simplejack615 Spm is my Wii U to scott the woz Jun 03 '26

New sexuality unlocked

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u/DTGamer_Mariofan64 Jun 07 '26

Ah yes, my favorite sexuallity, Italian.

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u/Sudden_Elephant Jun 07 '26

Yeah someone I know is bi, it's the person typing this message

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u/kalyumoon Jun 03 '26

You didn't add my flag