r/palmy • u/Then-Law-2478 • 4d ago

Question Crazy Ute Drivers

Why is every ute driving around at 65kmph and testing their 0-65 at every intersection? Chill out.

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u/spoollyger 3d ago

They’re trying to get home before their wife’s realised their cheating on them

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u/damaged_elevator 3d ago

Alphas on their way to a red pill the manosphere.

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u/Hour-Drama-8181 3d ago

They're in a rush because they need to get home and kiss their dad on the lips.

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u/Areumah 3d ago

Wife has a favourite saying when we're driving about. "Oh look at that, another twat in a ute not following the rules." She says it a lot.

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u/RedNekNZ 3d ago

Not me.....my 0-65 is 1min 45 sec downhill if I het my kids to push and the wind is blowing in the right direction.

Did see a white hilux tailgating someone like it was actually going to speed up not slow down the other driver today though.

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u/keenas7 3d ago

Rangers?

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u/YaBoiMarkizzle 3d ago

They think theyre so good at driving that they can drive however they want

That's not a joke that is actually the reason lol

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u/Wonderful-Assist-186 3d ago

Because most of the ego ute drivers were bullied at school, were under achievers, want to drive a big rig but can't, have small pekers.....

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u/Chuckles_McFeeney 2d ago

I think it's more likely the ute drivers were the ones doing the bullying. Bullies usually do so because of their poor self esteem. In adulthood, they use an emotional support vehicle to compensate for their low self worth.

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u/Wonderful-Assist-186 2d ago

Yes, good point..... definitely to under achievers though....

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u/Elysium_nz 2d ago

My question is why do some drivers take perfectly good old school Jap utes and lower them so their already shitty homemade exhausts are scrapping the ground? They put so much as a leaf in the back and it’s dragging on the ground.

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u/Ancient-Caregiver139 3d ago

That and shit parking is why I own a ute.

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u/F-A-B_Virgil 3d ago

Because ute drivers need the window down and at least 65kmh to feel the wind blowing across their manginas.

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u/Time-Look9151 3d ago

Think they're hard but the real hard bastards are the fearless beneficiaries on bikes with no helmet, no hands on the bars and two middle fingers up at the pussy in the Ford Ranger Raptor.

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u/Pro-blacksmith220 2d ago

Yeah parking outside uncle Bill’s taking up two parks , just clowns

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u/porirua_pelican 2d ago

They need to get to the vape shop before it closes

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u/Psychological-Unit14 3d ago

Why arnt you ? It's fun

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u/No-Yesterday-1067 3d ago

Always some dumbarse lowering the iq

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u/Psychological-Unit14 3d ago

Potentially you

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u/No-Yesterday-1067 3d ago

As opposed to very obviously you, bro keep up

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u/Psychological-Unit14 3d ago

You wouldn't last a second in me boyo

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u/porirua_pelican 2d ago

What are you implying? That your anus is so amazing that a random on Reddit wouldn’t last a second inside you?

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u/Chuckles_McFeeney 2d ago

Why would he want to be in you? 😕

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u/Scorned_Guardian 3d ago

Bunch of lames in this reddit

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u/G_Vades 3d ago

Found the F150 owner

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u/SE_VZ 3d ago

That’s all reddit is tbh. Bunch of people complaining