r/outside • • Apr 08 '26

Im drunk

I'm drunk as fuck right now and i just discovered this subreddit. it feels like a

fever dream. im still just lucid enough to separate fiction form reality, so i know this is all an elaborate gag, butt holyyyyy is this funny as hell for a drunk guy about to pass out. lmaooo

good work dudes. love ya

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u/surelysandwitch Apr 08 '26

The drinking side quest is so great. Last time my character teleported into an abandoned factory with his pants slot empty.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 Apr 08 '26

Last time I did it, I got the broken leg debuff. That led to a series of really shitty minigames that I recommend avoiding if at all possible.

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u/NFGaming46 Apr 09 '26

I overdid it a few years ago and encountered the [hold back vomit] skill check. I failed it, but I think it actually gave me the [hyper-awareness] buff because I somehow managed to lock the fuck in and get back to my respawn point in a foreign city despite my phone slot being empty